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hayze99 wrote:

BEN? wrote:yeh well what should one do then?

twist or no twist, the best way to get a tick out is tweezers at base of tick and pull.

Throw the cat in the furnace.

...it's the only way.

give the cat alcohol

Dead Rats wrote:

DID wrote:DZA will love this one

Sheeeet, what the fuck is for 50p on the board in the background? It almost seems like a distant memory paying half a quid for something off one of them stalls. Even the cheese down here is about 80p or some bollocks.

its 50p a topping on jcket spuds. we're all good with burger cheese. same price for a hamburger as it is for a cheeseburger. it fucks me off when they charge silly amounts for cheese. at my local kebab shop its £1.30 for chips and £2.50 for cheese and chips. who the fuck pays £1.20 for cheese?

missbrass wrote:

hayze99 wrote:

BEN? wrote:yeh well what should one do then?

twist or no twist, the best way to get a tick out is tweezers at base of tick and pull.

Throw the cat in the furnace.

...it's the only way.

i am thoroughly disappointed with you.
i thought you were a cat lover.




got one of these now though to keeps the ticks at bay

DJelements wrote:

"and in DJ elements next self portrait, you can see him touching himself and reaching a particularly creepily faced climax"

Me with a candle. I was a bit drunk at this point. Dubluke, please caption this.

DJelements wrote:
Me with a candle. I was a bit drunk at this point. Dubluke, please caption this.

"It was tough going in at first, but once I reached the G-spot, it was an instantaneous spluge. Allow me to demonstrate."

DJelements wrote:
Me with a candle. I was a bit drunk at this point. Dubluke, please caption this.

"well basically, i'll start off by holding your penis like this, and just see where it goes from there"

DJelements wrote:
Me with a candle. I was a bit drunk at this point. Dubluke, please caption this.

" No cake left for me, you say? I hope your arsehole is insured against assault AND fire, my friend."

me taking up space at motion the other week

dj elements, your glasses are really great by the way, very 70s

Abs wrote:

me taking up space at motion the other week

dj elements, your glasses are really great by the way, very 70s

fixed

Abs wrote: dj elements, your glasses are really great by the way, very 70s

Thanks dude, and thanks for the captions all you fuckheads.

DID wrote:

Abs wrote:

me taking up space at motion the other week

dj elements, your glasses are really great by the way, very 70s

fixed

Awww look at that cute cheeky smile and those immaculately plucked eyebrows...hes purdy.

ok ok you've rumbled me, that one was a photoshop.. heres the real image..

Abs wrote:ok ok you've rumbled me, that one was a photoshop.. heres the real image..

WICKED TINGS

Abs wrote:ok ok you've rumbled me, that one was a photoshop.. heres the real image..

hahahahahahahahaha epic

Hey, d00dz. I found this picture of me with a massive boner when it was 2006 or something. Enjoy.

Dead Rats wrote:Hey, d00dz. I found this picture of me with a massive boner when it was 2006 or something. Enjoy.

Oh god. Put it away.