Irritating shit on facebook

[skimpi]

[topmo3]

basically true but still annoying bullshit

[Laszlo]

It is a race!

[skell1ngton777]

a race with no winner

such is life

[Johnlenham]

Scaring people as they come through doors is one of the greatest pleasures in life.

[Laszlo]

Scaring people as they come through doors is one of the greatest pleasures in life.

Not jumping when someone tries to scare as you come through a door is greater.

[Johnlenham]

Scaring people as they come through doors is one of the greatest pleasures in life.

Not jumping when someone tries to scare as you come through a door is greater.

Ha, my gf is not one to do that though

[Laszlo]

Ah ha! Yes, gfs don't count - it's almost your moral and civic duty to scare the crap out of them at every available opportunity!

[garethom]

Not irritating but pretty funny.

Some kid from my old school, been going out with this much younger girl for a few years, the sort of couple that doesn't ever shut up about each other and how much they love each other.

Last few days:

25th December: Post by his girlfriend. A picture of an "eternity ring", guessing he didn't wanna fork out on an engagement.

26th December: Post by his girlfriend:

nobody knows how much my man means to me, he brings out the best in me and always has belief in everything i do!

31st December: Selfie of him kissing his girlfriend.

1st January: Post from him:

New year this year means going into a 3rd year with [NAME WITHHELD] Love this girl so much xxxx

3rd January: Selfie of him kissing his girlfriend.

7th January: Post from him:

Devastated

[MALE FRIEND]: What's up man?

[NAME WITHHELD] has split up with me

Update on this. Guy is holding on strong to the "In a relationship" status. Now, everyone of his posts is about going to the gym tinged with a snide reference to the fact he got dumped. This is playing out at the moment:



That's his ex-girlfriend commenting on the teenage-as-hell angst of a 23 year old dude. Has potential to get funnier

[Laszlo]

Is that you next to 'write a comment..'? (Apart from the head. Is that Obama?)

[Johnlenham]

Ahaha so that is you on FB, your profile pic allways throws me.
I had to hide a friends stuff as he posts cringy shit like that, hes been dumped for like 8 months or something and still goes on about it. I mean he does have a kid with her I suppose but still, jesus get over it ffs.

[garethom]

Is that you next to 'write a comment..'? (Apart from the head. Is that Obama?)

Obviously me... #nofilter

[wub]

Is that you next to 'write a comment..'? (Apart from the head. Is that Obama?)

Obviously me... #nofilter

#pump #nopump

[garethom]

Gotta be honest, I've worked out too much, permanently stuck on #pump mode

[Forum]

Your head seems to have grown along with your biceps

[wub]

Your head seems to have grown along with your biceps

Eat clean, tren mean.

[skimpi]

yeh fucking skool lol, id b soo much beta off wivout it

[grillis]

'how to find the side of a triangle' - what does that even mean

[nowaysj]

Probably that he doesn't know how to find it.

[bennyfroobs]

gaz pleas post regs updates of moapy dumped gym dude, theyre hilarious. i love schadenfreude