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Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:33 pm
by skimpi
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:19 am
by topmo3
basically true but still annoying bullshit
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:28 am
by Laszlo
It is a race!
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:02 am
by skell1ngton777
a race with no winner
such is life
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:29 pm
by Johnlenham
Scaring people as they come through doors is one of the greatest pleasures in life.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:40 pm
by Laszlo
Johnlenham wrote:Scaring people as they come through doors is one of the greatest pleasures in life.
Not jumping when someone tries to scare as you come through a door is greater.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:50 pm
by Johnlenham
Laszlo wrote:Johnlenham wrote:Scaring people as they come through doors is one of the greatest pleasures in life.
Not jumping when someone tries to scare as you come through a door is greater.
Ha, my gf is not one to do that though

Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:59 pm
by Laszlo
Ah ha! Yes, gfs don't count - it's almost your moral and civic duty to scare the crap out of them at every available opportunity!
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:31 pm
by garethom
garethom wrote:Not irritating but pretty funny.
Some kid from my old school, been going out with this much younger girl for a few years, the sort of couple that doesn't ever shut up about each other and how much they love each other.
Last few days:
25th December: Post by his girlfriend. A picture of an "eternity ring", guessing he didn't wanna fork out on an engagement.
26th December: Post by his girlfriend:
nobody knows how much my man means to me, he brings out the best in me and always has belief in everything i do!
31st December: Selfie of him kissing his girlfriend.
1st January: Post from him:
New year this year means going into a 3rd year with [NAME WITHHELD] Love this girl so much xxxx
3rd January: Selfie of him kissing his girlfriend.
7th January: Post from him:
Devastated
[MALE FRIEND]: What's up man?
[NAME WITHHELD] has split up with me

Update on this. Guy is holding on strong to the "In a relationship" status. Now, everyone of his posts is about going to the gym tinged with a snide reference to the fact he got dumped. This is playing out at the moment:
That's his ex-girlfriend commenting on the teenage-as-hell angst of a 23 year old dude. Has potential to get funnier

Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:37 pm
by Laszlo
Is that you next to 'write a comment..'? (Apart from the head. Is that Obama?)
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:38 pm
by Johnlenham
Ahaha so that is you on FB, your profile pic allways throws me.
I had to hide a friends stuff as he posts cringy shit like that, hes been dumped for like 8 months or something and still goes on about it. I mean he does have a kid with her I suppose but still, jesus get over it ffs.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:40 pm
by garethom
Laszlo wrote:Is that you next to 'write a comment..'? (Apart from the head. Is that Obama?)
Obviously me... #nofilter

Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:41 pm
by wub
garethom wrote:Laszlo wrote:Is that you next to 'write a comment..'? (Apart from the head. Is that Obama?)
Obviously me... #nofilter

#pump #nopump
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:48 pm
by garethom
Gotta be honest, I've worked out too much, permanently stuck on #pump mode
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:50 pm
by Forum
Your head seems to have grown along with your biceps
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:54 pm
by wub
southstar wrote:Your head seems to have grown along with your biceps
Eat clean, tren mean.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:31 am
by skimpi
yeh fucking skool lol, id b soo much beta off wivout it
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:43 am
by grillis
'how to find the side of a triangle' - what does that even mean
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:49 am
by nowaysj
Probably that he doesn't know how to find it.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:55 am
by bennyfroobs
gaz pleas post regs updates of moapy dumped gym dude, theyre hilarious. i love schadenfreude