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magma wrote:

Johnlenham wrote:Bold move on the proposal! Though saying that Im pretty much at the other end of the spectrum on "time passed till its "right"

My girl's parents, especially her Mum, ask when we're going to get married almost every time she calls these days. Apparently we've offended delicate Southern sensibilities by doing everything in the wrong order.

It has reached a point where my mum has suggested multiple times that we apply for Dont tell the bride
My nan tried to suggest she wouldnt live long enough to see us get married as well.

Bastards just want babys anyways. We cant even manage to move out together yet

Marriage, love, wife; please!
All that talk is stupid plus
I don't believe in cupid cos
Sometimes most times everyone 2-times



(But really, I think it's all very romantic, Jim. Bet of luck to you!)

Liam92 wrote:

teamhobson wrote:Flying into Edinburgh later today and my Facebook newfeed is going OFF with heather the weathers reporting how ridiculous the winds are. Flights are being cancelled left right and centre. Got Karenn tonight at sub club and plan on getting wavey as fuck with my main man. Gonna be so pissed if i cant get home.

Tbh the winds have totally calmed down here, not sure about Edinburgh though. Hopefully you manage to make it along tonight!

EDIT: Although, it is snowing now...

It's looking all good now, Glasgow flight just left on time so I'll probably be alright.

I really need to stop preparing drugs on my laptop and storing them in my wallet, I always get stopped for swabs. obviously not got anything on me but I shit myself a little every time. Like there might be some forgotten baggy (unlikely) in there. Fucking long.

yeah i always worry about that as well like thinking i hid something in a suitcase when i was like 15 and forgot and it will come back to haunt me.

i used to be super srs about hiding spots when i was in like 9th grade. i wouldn't put it past making a little hole in a suitcase and stuffing shit in a part you can't get access otherwise.

♫ Louis duffle bags filled with heroin, Louis Louis Louis duffle bags filled with heroin ♫

A mate of mine once travelling from Brighton to Copenhagen to South Carolina and then back to Heathrow to come and see me before realising he'd had a gram of ketamine in a zip in his rucksack all along.

Funniest bit was he got stopped and searched on his way over to mine after scoring an 1/8.. lost that and got the customary MET slap on the wrist, but still arrived with the K in tact.

I cant even go out and just drink without thinking "shit I dont have anything on me do I?!" The time I walked up to the door of an RS records night, with what I had in my shoe and the bouncer pulls an empty baggy out of my small front pocket I shat a brick.
*thick south african accent*
Him: "What the fuck is dis mate, It fucking empty!?" as he holds it in my face
Me: "umm..yup" (Im going to be so fucked when he find the one I actually knew about)
He stares at me in a mix of contempt and confusion, pats me down again (not going lower than knees)
Him " get the fuck in there and dont let me catch you with anything else"

Got inside and was shaking like mad haha

Flew back after Glasto with a gram of coke in my hand luggage. Didn't realise til I got home.

new password day at work is never a fun day

just use the same password but make subtle differences so it's easy to remember

wub wrote:Flew back after Glasto with a gram of coke in my hand luggage. Didn't realise til I got home.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 419969.stm

wub wrote:Flew back after Glasto with a gram of coke in my hand luggage. Didn't realise til I got home.

I just moved, so I got rid of some clothing and shit.. almost sent a rail to some starving
kids in Africa.

Laszlo wrote:(But really, I think it's all very romantic, Jim. Bet of luck to you!)

Thanks

fuck getting searched by bouncers. so glad that shit doesn't really happen here. no smoke ban either

and good luck with the proposal and other future plans jim

i got searched 3 times on the way into an afterparty at the weekend haha, think they were looking for guns and knives tho

m8son wrote:i got searched 3 times on the way into an afterparty at the weekend haha, think they were looking for guns and knives tho

at stedz, we'd provide you with one if you forgot to bring your own

exactly

'no guns, no knives, no entry'

trying to restore this boat that my dad bought ages ago & been sitting in our yard forever

last used in 1994

1/2 the wood is rotted out & had to knock off about 3 coats of paint today w a wire brush & drill



whoever the fuck he bought it off was an idiot painting it w/ this shit

My mate used to shot ket, the place he would sell would always search him hard after he got caught with a small amount once.

He'd always wear his dickies jacket with this little pouch in the back of it, so he'd have to go in and get searched all the while with a few bags of ket in his jacket, dunno how he did that. Was a laugh back then, free bumps and lines always. I've only ever bought the stuff once when we went two nights in a row to a park to look at the stars, then on the third day he told us I owed him for it.

its currently 2:30 in the morning and im gonna be up for another 2 because my roommate comes back piss drunk and is throwing up in our room...yippee