Have you ever been robbed?

isiahfire · Post by **isiahfire** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:10 pm

Its grim, i got jacked at a rave near manchester, some big guy just took my phone out of my hand, i turned around like "what the fuck" and he just went, what?
Got outside, and about 10 guys came out, and stood next to me, like "where the fuck is that guy who said what?" luckily it was proper dark.
It makes you understand why people carry knives and shit, i fully agree with eye for an eye in situations like that.

Shae · Post by **Shae** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:19 pm

I got conned/robbed out of a tenner and my phone whilst trying to pick up green off this cokehead, don't care what anyone says, i've been tried before and it hasn't worked, this guy had fuckin skill...

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:44 pm

when i was 13 i got scammed by this big dude down camden lock for ganja. Not really the type to get jacked imo although I have recently got glasses which certainly make me look slightly more of a victim than without.

On the other hand they give me a bit more depth and the clunge seems to love it!

__________ · Post by **__________** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:27 pm

section5 wrote:4 years worth of records... whoosh.

One day I will be at some party somewhere and someone will play one of them white labels and then.....

...and then you'll get murked for kicking off at someone who happens to have one of the same records you once did

cityzen · Post by **cityzen** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:14 pm

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ov3rdos3 · Post by **ov3rdos3** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:48 am

I got "robbed" I guess, ONCE in camden town by a fucking professional. In a way, he was so good, he kinda deserved the 20 quid...

Met this guy on the streets who wanted to sell me some skunk. He took the skunk out and made me sniff it, (it WAS weed), then he closed it up, and he sort of stopped to tie his shoelace, and gave me the wrapper it was in.

By the time I checked it, he was gone, the weed has been switched when he tied his shoelace and all I had was a wrapper full of tomato leaves.

Kudos. Its the only time I have been scammed. ( I grew up in South Africa, I am almost immune to being scammed). I actually laughed it off thinking "you crafty tnuc..."

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:24 am

yeah got mugged in a park in herne hill of all places (ha!) i was about 14 and with my mate and this hench dude about 20 years older than us cycled over and pulled out this knife and demanded our phones, i wasn't going to start fighting a dude with a knife and it was a shitty phone so i handed it over, but still was pretty pissed off, so we decided to make ourselves feel better by getting really fucking high, in the park we'd just got mugged in (just to be defiant haha) - then when we got back our mates mum freaked out and rang the police then we had to give them a statement while we were really baked

nr · Post by nr » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:34 pm

This....

My stories pretty lame, many moons ago i went to Homelands and decided munching my way through my pills was the best way to start the proceedings needless to say i was proper fucked and i lost my mates so i decided to call them.
No sooner had i started dialling some chavvy tnuc ran passed me and grabbed my phone surprisingly i automatically started chase but being so mullered i ran through a large group of people inadvertently kicking about three of them in the head...so they started chasing me. Meanwhile the chav handed off the phone to a mate and slid to the ground and put his arms up ..."look no phone"... .......I booted him as hard as i could in his gut..

so now behind me i had a group of people wanting to kick my head in for...kicking their heads..and in front of me a group of chavs who wanted to kick my head in for kicking their mate in the gut............
Just then a policeman ran over (The first and only time i've been glad to see a copper!)

Needles to say i spent the next hour in the police tent Literally eating my own face off talking absolute bollocks to a group of police while plundering their huge bowl of mints..........[/quote]

that is traumatic! fuck me i hope you eventually recovered

xarcane · Post by **xarcane** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:20 pm

I live in Croydon as well so I've been attempted many times. Only time I've actually been mugged is when I was 15 and I recognized a dude from my junior school. He said 'Here take my number' then snatched my phone and ran off. I was so shocked I couldn't react. I was just like "what.. DAMN"

Best result of guys attempting to mug me was in Selhurst when I was about 18 going to my chicks house. I got off the train and three rudeboys come up and were like "You wanna buy an 1/8th?" showed me this Q of skunk. I say yeah, cough up the dough, then the guy holds tight on the weed and runs off. I run after them catch the other two then in a nutshell I say, "WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR MATE"

Now I'm big and black so I'm a threatening guy when I need to be.
They first try deny they know where he is say he's back in Brixton but eventually I get them by saying "If he don't come back here RIGHT NOW, you're both emptying your pockets." So they call him back and first he swaggers back saying "You ain't getting your money back". Somehow by the sheer fury of my rage I get the upper hand, his 2 mates didn't look too keen, and I have him boxed in the corner.

He tries one last brave move, puts on his best screwface puffs out his chest, takes the shit out and he's halfway through saying "If you're man enough, take it from me." I didn't even wait that long. As soon as the weed and cash was out of his pocket it was in my hand. I didn't even say anything after that, I didn't need to. Just walked away and 2 hours later made my ex cry a little.

xarcane · Post by **xarcane** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:19 pm

Next best was in Croydon Town. Was 15 with 3 of my mates. We went to a grammar school so we were all in our posh grammar school uniforms, ties done up real tight, gay little rucksacks, etc., but so happens this particular group are all from council estates/the rougher parts of town. A large group of 13 year olds (?) comes up to us and here's an approximation the conversation

Mouthy chav: Oi bruv you got the time?
Mate1: You know there's a clock behind you
Mouthy chav: Oi bruv give me your phone
Mate1: (looking annoyed)..... Shut up
Mouthy chav: Oi search him *motions to one of his underlings, points at my small white friend. Underling chav approaches*
Mate2: If you touch me, I'm gonna fuck you up.
*Underling chav steps back*
Mouthy chav: I thought I said search him
Me: Shall we fuck them up?
Mate1: Yes. Come we go.
*We make a move and they all back off, we keep following them and they keep backing off. Mouthy chav is shouting threats as they back up. Eventually we can't help it and we all start laughing, I mean like side-splitting laughter. Mouthy chav now goes into pissed off high-pitched and really fast talk that some girls do.*
Mouhy chav: IFISEEYOUIMGONNAGASYOUIFMYBROTHERSEESYOUHE'SGONNAGASYOUBRUVYOUDONTKNOWWHOIAMBRUVIWILLGASYOUBRUVIMDTKIWILLGASYOU!!!

Now none of us knows what "gas" means so we're properly in hysterics by now, and there's a crowd of rudeboys gathering as there always is, we're in the main town centre bit. Eventually we stop laughing and we decide our best bet is to walk away before their older brother really does turn up. As we walk away mouthy chav shouts "PUSSYHOLES!"

Mate3 who up until this point hasn't said a word and is a skinny asian guy with glasses storms back to him, fakes a punch and the kid jumps back. Then he calmly drops the classic line "Come back when your balls drop." and walks away. The whole crowd of rudeboys gathered round just breaks down into laughter. We were even getting props at the bus-stop from random rudeboys who had seen us, one dude gave us a pack of Maltesers he had jacked from Woolworths. Epic day.

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:32 pm

haha nice one!

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:36 pm

Big up XArcane, thats sounds just like Croydon to me...actually that big beef I posted about was in Selhurst, my old ends.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:11 pm

Your asian friend seems cool

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:31 pm

XArcane wrote:one dude gave us a pack of Maltesers he had jacked from Woolworths. Epic day.

diablo · Post by **diablo** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:47 pm

dubluke wrote:yeah got mugged in a park in herne hill of all places (ha!) i was about 14 and with my mate and this hench dude about 20 years older than us cycled over and pulled out this knife and demanded our phones, i wasn't going to start fighting a dude with a knife and it was a shitty phone so i handed it over, but still was pretty pissed off, so we decided to make ourselves feel better by getting really fucking high, in the park we'd just got mugged in (just to be defiant haha) - then when we got back our mates mum freaked out and rang the police then we had to give them a statement while we were really baked

You forgot to tell the story of being robbed of your virginity.

Come on bluke, squeal!!!!!

Diablo's your daddy!!

-dubson- · Post by **-dubson-** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:58 pm

Frodo wrote:
XArcane wrote:one dude gave us a pack of Maltesers he had jacked from Woolworths. Epic day.

haha, sick story mate. Never been robbed but would be weird if i had, rural oxfordshire aint really known for muggings.

beerz · Post by **beerz** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:12 pm

5 somalians bombed me in the face n jacked my ipod, 2 mates bikes, cigs, 3 fones and a wallet. PRETTY GOOD!

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:17 pm

Pirates!

brent · Post by **brent** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:41 pm

here's what you do. carry your own revolver tucked away. give up your goods. shoot them in the back when they run. get your goods back and take theirs. simple. =D

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