Famous people you really fancy... but shouldnt.

shambandito · Post by **shambandito** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:29 pm

Dead Rats wrote:

U KNO!!!

PokeBalls right in her fucking gob!!!!!

U.

KNO.

you can practically have her in real life

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:34 pm

shambandito wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:

U KNO!!!

PokeBalls right in her fucking gob!!!!!

U.

KNO.
you can practically have her in real life

No, I don't think I practically can, mate.

shambandito · Post by **shambandito** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:55 pm

Dead Rats wrote: No, I don't think I practically can, mate.

triptych · Post by **triptych** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:56 pm

pk- wrote:Sheridan Smith

Went to school with my brother. I would.

xarcane · Post by **xarcane** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:13 pm

Lily Allen... Yeah, I know... She's not even my type, so I couldn't just kill her and have sex with her dead body like Aleesha Dixon. She would have to be conscious (and preferably screaming bout how good I am).

EDIT: I wouldn't kill Aleesha DIxon and have sex with her dead body... I would gag her though.

Shae · Post by **Shae** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:19 pm

Def the main biddy who's in calendar girls, that film fucked my head up, big time. I think her names Helen Mirren. I have ALOT of others, I'll update soon.

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:25 pm

Definitely Philipa Forester.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:11 am

kay · Post by **kay** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:14 am

DJ Whistla wrote:Becky Mantin:

+1

the artful dodger · Post by **the artful dodger** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:10 pm

Paris Hilton i cant stand the bitch shes a snob, done nothing in life and made the worst sex tape ever! could just ram my cock down the back of her mouth until she chokes to death. Angry sex will make me feel better.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:13 pm

pk- wrote:

Pk, who's that woman that looks like a falcon that you like? She got beat up or something, and hosts a tv show or something as well.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:26 pm

you mean the ranga royal-in-law?
yeah, what is her name?

jittery · Post by **jittery** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:39 pm

pk- wrote:

yeah she's hot, but i heard she has a cock

shambandito wrote: you can practically have her in real life

practically......

collige · Post by **collige** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:38 pm

missedthebus wrote:
Nigella can blow on my pasta anytime!

BOIOIIOIOIOIIOOIOING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7eD5Gzdch0

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:39 pm

shambandito wrote:
you can practically have her in real life

DOOMTROOPER/T40 · Post by **DOOMTROOPER/T40** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:53 pm

xarcane · Post by **xarcane** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:09 pm

My mate (40+) has shagged Nigella Lawson, back when he was 17, and from what I've gathered a couple of times on and off over the years. Has made me go completely off her tbh. Not that he's a bad dude, not at all.

It's just that every time I think about her I can't help but see the perverted grin on his face and twinkle in his leery eye as he says "she swallowed." Plus he doesn't rate her as a top shag and I suspected as much.

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:44 am

collige wrote:
missedthebus wrote:
Nigella can blow on my pasta anytime!

BOIOIIOIOIOIIOOIOING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7eD5Gzdch0

Ahahah! *drool*

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:28 am

bandshell wrote:
shambandito wrote:
you can practically have her in real life

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I always feel good with a bit of nigela, she could make ny dayevery day!

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