Internet dating sites

[morro_e]

i met a girl to fuck that i liked pretty much on one of those sites, isnt that a win win?

[mondays child]

"fungus in the pan"

Mmmmmm. Breakfast...

[Dutchstep]

Hoewel meerdere talen je niet misstaan, ben je momenteel een schimmel in de linguïstische pan die deze taalextremist had weggezet. Polderkolder van de bovenste plank. That being said, stay the fuck away from Dutch guys. We're so low, we reside bellow the ocean's surface.

since i don't speak dutch i wanted to know what you were saying...
google translate gave me this:

Although several languages you are not worthy, you are now a fungus in the pan linguistic language extremist who had put away. Polder Kolder the top shelf.

from now on i will be calling people "fungus in the pan"

there isn't a English word for Polderkolder
want dat woord is één en al kolder

[djacroama]

Anyone here ever tried internet dating sites? I mean, I've always kind of shrugged off the idea as another way for someone to make money off of lonely people on the internet, but if you think about it, it could be a pretty decent way to meet lots of people you would normally not meet who you might have something more in common with than the 3 o'clock girl you meet at your local rave. It seems like a decent way to maybe just get a "date" or whatever with someone, where you can actually sit down and get to know a person without having to get drunk first.

Anyone actually tried it and had any good experiences? I'm very skeptic, but also a bit curious, think I might try something out just for the fun of it, even though I'm thinking no girl I would actually like could possibly be registered on one of these sites, but who knows?

Discuss!

Who needs internet dating sites when you've got this thread. you can cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.

[the acid never lies]

http://www.tagged.com
This sounds like spam, I know. As a matter of fact, I thought so myself when I was told about it.. "Yeeeaah sure, guy.. whatever you say.." and then I signed up at http://www.tagged.com to reveal the bluff.. But two hours later I had made two fuckdates. Two! Based on what? My photo, some random B/S talk and the fact there never was pretention. Seems like even the girls are looking for just one thing. It's insane. It's so insane I'm amazed it's not widely known and used and mentioned in this thread. It's even so insanely easy, it takes away all the fun of 'the game'. Never thought I'd say it, but HONESTLY. FUCKING HONESTLY, after four times of almost literally PICKING girls in my neighbourhood for a shag, I grew tired of it. I'm trying to make this sound the least like spam as possible, but I fail, because I FULLY REALIZE how stupid this sounds. But it works. It actually does. For example, for some strange reason I always wanted to fuck an Asian girl. I have the hots for Asian girls. Why? Don't know. Found this Chinese exchange student in my neighbourhood, sent her a message, got a reply, chatted once, made a date, made here talapia dish, fucked her for two days straight and then she left for Shanghai again. Win. Do it. You won't regret it.

I hope people got the cynism here..? :/

All I'm getting is that you're some kind of sex pest

Your mum disagreed.

Mmm... she never was the best judge of character.

You are a disgrace and a home-wrecker.

Also you left these:

[the artful dodger]

http://www.tagged.com
This sounds like spam, I know. As a matter of fact, I thought so myself when I was told about it.. "Yeeeaah sure, guy.. whatever you say.." and then I signed up at http://www.tagged.com to reveal the bluff.. But two hours later I had made two fuckdates. Two! Based on what? My photo, some random B/S talk and the fact there never was pretention. Seems like even the girls are looking for just one thing. It's insane. It's so insane I'm amazed it's not widely known and used and mentioned in this thread. It's even so insanely easy, it takes away all the fun of 'the game'. Never thought I'd say it, but HONESTLY. FUCKING HONESTLY, after four times of almost literally PICKING girls in my neighbourhood for a shag, I grew tired of it. I'm trying to make this sound the least like spam as possible, but I fail, because I FULLY REALIZE how stupid this sounds. But it works. It actually does. For example, for some strange reason I always wanted to fuck an Asian girl. I have the hots for Asian girls. Why? Don't know. Found this Chinese exchange student in my neighbourhood, sent her a message, got a reply, chatted once, made a date, made here talapia dish, fucked her for two days straight and then she left for Shanghai again. Win. Do it. You won't regret it.

I hope people got the cynism here..? :/

All I'm getting is that you're some kind of sex pest

Your mum disagreed.

Mmm... she never was the best judge of character.

You are a disgrace and a home-wrecker.

Also you left these:

[morro_e]

LOL

[lynn mc]

ive never had a g/f but, being single is better

[faust.dtc]

So tomorrow im supposed to be meeting this beauty (on the left) for a few drinks. Shes and American studying in London and wants me to show her around my town, have a bit of fun and then wants to be in bed by 12...in my bed.

Im excited (if a little guilty) but sometimes I get the feeling some things are too good to be true. I had talked on the phone to one of the girls in my threesome last week but this girl is a bit of a mystery to me. Ive asked her questions and she always answers the same, she uses American phrasing and has about 100 photos of her etc but I cant help feel i might be stood up or set up (the missus is a cunning girl)...

Do i go with my head or with my cock???

[86.]

So tomorrow im supposed to be meeting this beauty (on the left) for a few drinks. Shes and American studying in London and wants me to show her around my town, have a bit of fun and then wants to be in bed by 12...in my bed.

Im excited (if a little guilty) but sometimes I get the feeling some things are too good to be true. I had talked on the phone to one of the girls in my threesome last week but this girl is a bit of a mystery to me. Ive asked her questions and she always answers the same, she uses American phrasing and has about 100 photos of her etc but I cant help feel i might be stood up or set up (the missus is a cunning girl)...

Do i go with my head or with my cock???

DAAAMN. nice sisters
go with your cock.

scope the meeting place a lil while before hand...so if any situation goes down (whatever it may be) you know it's coming from a mile away.

so you're using your head & cock simultaneously

[therapist]

so you're using your head & cock simultaneously

Chicks dig this.

[ben freeman]

So tomorrow im supposed to be meeting this beauty (on the left) for a few drinks. Shes and American studying in London and wants me to show her around my town, have a bit of fun and then wants to be in bed by 12...in my bed.

Im excited (if a little guilty) but sometimes I get the feeling some things are too good to be true. I had talked on the phone to one of the girls in my threesome last week but this girl is a bit of a mystery to me. Ive asked her questions and she always answers the same, she uses American phrasing and has about 100 photos of her etc but I cant help feel i might be stood up or set up (the missus is a cunning girl)...

Do i go with my head or with my cock???

DAAAMN. nice sisters
go with your cock.

That looks like a setup for a Nigerian scam.

scope the meeting place a lil while before hand...so if any situation goes down (whatever it may be) you know it's coming from a mile away.

so you're using your head & cock simultaneously

That looks like a setup for a Nigerian scam if I ever saw one. No chick like that goes on dating sites, unless they are fucking nuts, which usually they are. I would know I've dated a few of em in my day.

[the acid never lies]

Here's a piece of advice my mum used to give me



if you must think with your cock, don't forget to pack your glock

[firky]

Here's a piece of advice my mum used to give me



if you must think with your cock, don't forget to pack your glock

[faust.dtc]

Something has come up so she cant make tonight...probably just as well as it will give me a bit more time to access the situation and make sure im not meeting Lorena Bobbitt.

Might be a blessing as I read a headline in the paper this morning about a 17 year old who was killed after meeting some one on Facebook. Also I spoke to a friend this morning who told me there is gonna be a program on tomorrow about a woman who had acid thrown in her face after meeting someone on Facebook...could be a sign?

[vivace]

http://www.tagged.com
This sounds like spam, I know. As a matter of fact, I thought so myself when I was told about it.. "Yeeeaah sure, guy.. whatever you say.." and then I signed up at http://www.tagged.com to reveal the bluff.. But two hours later I had made two fuckdates. Two! Based on what? My photo, some random B/S talk and the fact there never was pretention. Seems like even the girls are looking for just one thing. It's insane. It's so insane I'm amazed it's not widely known and used and mentioned in this thread. It's even so insanely easy, it takes away all the fun of 'the game'. Never thought I'd say it, but HONESTLY. FUCKING HONESTLY, after four times of almost literally PICKING girls in my neighbourhood for a shag, I grew tired of it. I'm trying to make this sound the least like spam as possible, but I fail, because I FULLY REALIZE how stupid this sounds. But it works. It actually does. For example, for some strange reason I always wanted to fuck an Asian girl. I have the hots for Asian girls. Why? Don't know. Found this Chinese exchange student in my neighbourhood, sent her a message, got a reply, chatted once, made a date, made here talapia dish, fucked her for two days straight and then she left for Shanghai again. Win. Do it. You won't regret it.

I hope people got the cynism here..? :/

All I'm getting is that you're some kind of sex pest

Your mum disagreed.

Mmm... she never was the best judge of character.

You are a disgrace and a home-wrecker.

Also you left these:

And that's the best you can think of? You're as disappointing as your mum..

[faust.dtc]

She does read these pages...

[NilsFG]

als ik een schimmel u een kiem

[86.]

Something has come up so she cant make tonight...probably just as well as it will give me a bit more time to access the situation and make sure im not meeting Lorena Bobbitt.

Might be a blessing as I read a headline in the paper this morning about a 17 year old who was killed after meeting some one on Facebook. Also I spoke to a friend this morning who told me there is gonna be a program on tomorrow about a woman who had acid thrown in her face after meeting someone on Facebook...could be a sign?

I wasn't joking in my previous post. If yall are supposed to meet at 8:00 at some bar or whatever. show up to the spot at 7 and make sure there's no "goons" in or around the venue.

[NilsFG]

Something has come up so she cant make tonight...probably just as well as it will give me a bit more time to access the situation and make sure im not meeting Lorena Bobbitt.

Might be a blessing as I read a headline in the paper this morning about a 17 year old who was killed after meeting some one on Facebook. Also I spoke to a friend this morning who told me there is gonna be a program on tomorrow about a woman who had acid thrown in her face after meeting someone on Facebook...could be a sign?

Doesn't it suck to clean up your house for nothing?