I AM SO FAT

[unwind]

I have spent 20 quid on food today. I do not need to eat but I can't help myself.

This is fucking shit I have no self control. Someone kill me

Can we swap some metabolism somehow? I can't put on weight for love nor fucking money!

This.
I work pretty much next to a McDonalds 5 days a week, and have it pretty much 3 days a week. I eat Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner every day, without fail, aswell as snacks here and there, but as soon as I put the slightest bit of weight on, it's almost as if i sleep the shit off. I don't really even excercise a lot, which should really make me fatter, and I hardly smoke at all - one doobie a day and probably not even one cigarrette per month. My metabolism is probably faster than I am at eating. I don't get it...

[sonar]

out to the ninjas trying to put on weight, i've been eating like a mother fucker for the last month and managed to put on about 1/2 a stone. Still only puts me on 12 1/2 stone though which isn't much for 6 4". Really hard to do on a student budget though.

Just eat shit loads of everything, then 2hrs later eat shit loads more, and snack inbetween. Lots of pasta, cheese, milk, chicken, red meat, wheatabix (carbs), beans, wholemeal bread.

[SwordRaven]

I've quite literally bankrupted myself on miss millies fried chicken. fucks sake it wasn't even that good but I'm miserable and can't stop eating.

[Shae]

Oiii, I reffed to basketball games last night, had a can of tuna inbetween the games, trying to be all healthy n shit, went home rolled a zoot n all hell broke loose, I had a full tin of those posh wafer sticks - a full fuckin tin, half a slab of chocolate fudge cake, 3 milkyways, 3 milkyway crispy rolls, 2 bags of crisps...
and that's me bein good... on bad nights I have 3/4 bags of crisps, n a full slab of chocofudge cake, it is the best ever thought under a quid from homebargains and it's fuckin lush... it's like millionaires shortbread but digestive biscuit sort of ting instead of shortbread, If i go mcd's or something it's usually 2/3 doubles, then maybe kfc for a minifillet

[djacroama]

where the fuck is this home bargains!!!???!!! it sounds like my holy land!

[pikeymobile]

where the fuck is this home bargains!!!???!!! it sounds like my holy land!

I've got one in town by me, it is the holy land. It's insanely cheap in there, for proper brands too, not knock offs. God knows how they make any profit. I usually pop down and buy 3 kinder buenos, 3 bottles of 500ml pepsi and 2 boxes of chocolate fingers for 3 quid

[djacroama]

where the fuck is this home bargains!!!???!!! it sounds like my holy land!

I've got one in town by me, it is the holy land. It's insanely cheap in there, for proper brands too, not knock offs. God knows how they make any profit. I usually pop down and buy 3 kinder buenos, 3 bottles of 500ml pepsi and 2 boxes of chocolate fingers for 3 quid

want to do a house swap with me? theres no home bargains BUT there used to be a lidel, it got knocked down but you can still imagine its there

[badger]

where the fuck is this home bargains!!!???!!! it sounds like my holy land!

it's amazing. i used to go there until the one near me closed down. i didn't even get to say goodbye before it was gone

[dubluke]

argh, resisting the urge to eat loads of pizza etc. at the moment, on a healthy kick (foodwise) - DRAG!

[djacroama]

dont feel bad.

my food checklist so far today (ive been here 3 hours):

1 Sandwich (Chicken, sweetcorn and mango chut)
2 Packets of hulahoops
1 packet quavers
1 mars bar
1 tube of fruit pastles.

[gwa]

Today so far

1 twix
1 seabrook crisps
1 Large shepards pie from last night
2 large portions of veg sushi. (8 rolls in each)
2 bottles of sprite

[dubluke]

fucking hell george!!

today's healthy selection

1. 2 slices toast + marmite
2. Carrot dipped in HOOMARSE
3. A glass of milk

But then I plan to get drunk later so that will probably undo it all

[djacroama]

fucking hell george!!

today's healthy selection

1. 2 slices toast + marmite
2. Carrot dipped in HOOMARSE
3. A glass of milk

But then I plan to get drunk later so that will probably undo it all

with one swift pint you would have matched the calories haha. then comes the urge to resist getting a keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebab

[dubluke]

fucking hell george!!

today's healthy selection

1. 2 slices toast + marmite
2. Carrot dipped in HOOMARSE
3. A glass of milk

But then I plan to get drunk later so that will probably undo it all

with one swift pint you would have matched the calories haha. then comes the urge to resist getting a keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebab

yeah exactly haha, maybe i'll just drink straight whisky

that will probably end badly though, a whisky drunk is a bad drunk

[gwa]

Vodka luke!

[2manynoobs]

try smoking less weed. Would definitely work for me

[gwa]

Get on't phetamine diet!

[kay]

Oh dear. All 3 of you just shut up Simon, I think it's because you do too much cardio at raves You need to calm down and spend few months on the sofa, we'll talk then. George, I'm gonna drag Kay to next Leeds DMZ - we should have some nice meal beforehand!

I've been eating so much since autumn began. I wouldn't mind too much if it was decent food as I've trying to put on weight for the last ten years, but I've just gone crazy on the takeaways.

I now have chicken dippers and 2 Papa John's pizzas sitting next to me...

[gwa]

Papa johns! Ch3 bluke and badger dunnnn kno!

[cyberneticghost]

Papa johns!

Do you guys have papa johns in the U.K.? I love papa johns, especially with the garlic butter dipping sauce.