Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

[stappard]

a little off topic

Oh fuck this is having me in stitches.

type in blck people stole my car then just retype blck with white and screencap the search box with no results showing. It's not real.

This used to work for "Arsene wenger isn't a pedophile"..."Did you mean: arsene wenger is a pedophile?"


also, not sure if it does any more but "can you get" used to bring up "can you get aids from swimming in a pool with black people"

[deadly_habit]

http://tinyurl.com/284emx8

[sleepyhead1]

"nipple bulbs"
"holla dog"
"how much wood would a wood chuck chuck"
"smelly vaginas"
"do shins sweat"
"male G spot"
"how much should a 16 year old ejaculate"

[helix]

"cassie shaved half of her head"
"bro"
"this high"
"dog pee"
"dpof"

[ketamine]

How do I find my Google search history?

Keep in mind I clear caches and reset Safari every night before shutdown...

[Lichee]

a little off topic

Oh fuck this is having me in stitches.

type in blck people stole my car then just retype blck with white and screencap the search box with no results showing. It's not real.

This used to work for "Arsene wenger isn't a pedophile"..."Did you mean: arsene wenger is a pedophile?"


also, not sure if it does any more but "can you get" used to bring up "can you get aids from swimming in a pool with black people"

90% of the time it's just people from the chans or ebaums running bots and searching the same thing. Still funny.

[nicenice]

shitcakes

[ashley]

"is my penis supposed to look like this"

[xarcane]

"where to buy musical condoms" WTF was I thinking... Why haven't I bought any yet?

[DannyDubstep]

Well, I was searching for some Bell sound presets on NI's Massive...
And ended up stupidly googling 'Massive Bell'.

Less said about the results the better.

[budsteq]

"girls masturbating"

i love it.

[sanjion]

Google.


Internet server crashed and my computer shut down.

I don't recommend it. Poor PCs never been the same since

Arggghh! Wish you hadn't told me this.. that's so fuckin tempting me right now!! But I'll probably get one of my students to type it into their laptop.

[pets bud]

Can pubic lice be domesticated? Yahoo answers...

[dutty_switch]

Rick Stein Homeless Crack Addict Vegetable Stir Fry Trailer.

[manuel]

'what country is manuel from' - Had the nickname 7 years, So thought it'd be nice to know.

'why does my face always feel stiff'

Really dont remember searching for these though below:

'rdo got expelled for wanking'

'locked my bike in hoxton last night'