HRKRT wrote:just please dont be rude, they are just average people. you wouldnt call someone on the street a tnuc or tell em to fuck off to their face, why do it on the phone.
YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR
I would if i could download it.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:05 pm
by EBR
Helix [Delay] wrote:Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.
Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:07 pm
by deadly_habit
if you have a friend over carry on a normal conversation, then have your friend make a shitload of noise like someone is breaking in and trying to kill you while playing the part of a murder victim and try to scar them for life
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:12 pm
by helix
EBR wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.
Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.
EDIT: You're a horrible troll.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:22 pm
by EBR
Helix [Delay] wrote:
EBR wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.
Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.
EDIT: You're a horrible troll.
Again, weak. You are easily slam dunked.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:45 pm
by helix
EBR wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:
EBR wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.
Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.
EDIT: You're a horrible troll.
Again, weak. You are easily slam dunked.
I was never trolling. You've been starting shit with me repeatedly for no reason. Either you're just a sad vindictive person, or you're a troll.
I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt by calling you a troll, but if you're not, then I'm sorry.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:23 pm
by DRTY
Depends what the telemarketer is selling.
Windows: "Sorry, but I have an irrational fear of glass"
Broadband: "I just steal my neighbours connection, but I'll give you their number so you can upgrade them to faster broadband, that'd be perfect"
Home Phone: "I don't have a landline sorry"
"I just rang you on it"
"Are you calling me a liar?"
And Helix, they'll get paid either way so don't fret! Although the best thing to do really is just hang up the second you know it's telesales. That way you don't waste your time, and they don't waste theirs.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:26 pm
by helix
DRTY wrote:And Helix, they'll get paid either way so don't fret! Although the best thing to do really is just hang up the second you know it's telesales. That way you don't waste your time, and they don't waste theirs.
This. No reason to be abusive to them.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:35 am
by ashley
Helix [Delay] wrote:
DRTY wrote:And Helix, they'll get paid either way so don't fret! Although the best thing to do really is just hang up the second you know it's telesales. That way you don't waste your time, and they don't waste theirs.
This. No reason to be abusive to them.
Why? stnuc shouldn't be calling me anyway.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:25 am
by wormcode
I think the writers really hate them.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:05 pm
by helix
Helix [Delay] wrote:
EBR wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:
EBR wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.
Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.
EDIT: You're a horrible troll.
Again, weak. You are easily slam dunked.
I was never trolling. You've been starting shit with me repeatedly for no reason. Either you're just a sad vindictive person, or you're a troll.
I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt by calling you a troll, but if you're not, then I'm sorry.
Dude is trolling hard.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:53 am
by AllNightDayDream
Helix [Delay] wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:
EBR wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:
EBR wrote:
Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.
EDIT: You're a horrible troll.
Again, weak. You are easily slam dunked.
I was never trolling. You've been starting shit with me repeatedly for no reason. Either you're just a sad vindictive person, or you're a troll.
I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt by calling you a troll, but if you're not, then I'm sorry.
Dude is trolling hard.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:04 am
by EBR
- Prove I am trolling.
- Get your friend record video of you smashing your face with a keyboard and post it.
- IF you do that, everyone will know i was trolling.
- Deal ?
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:25 am
by helix
EBR wrote:- Prove I am trolling.
- Get your friend record video of you smashing your face with a keyboard and post it.
- IF you do that, everyone will know i was trolling.
- Deal ?
Then why do you never respond to me calling you out for being a dick to me?
Sounds like trolling to me.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:26 am
by hayze99
Depends. If when you nicely say "I'm not interested", they keep talking over you like you didn't even say anything, then a big FUCK OFF is in order.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:43 am
by helix
Still waiting for EBR to explain how he's not a troll.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:25 pm
by nicenice
Dudes tryna make a name for himself.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:27 pm
by Jak The lad
DRTY wrote:
Home Phone: "I don't have a landline sorry"
"I just rang you on it"
"Are you calling me a liar?"
Haha, I wanna try that one.
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:58 pm
by abelard
Helix [Delay] wrote:Still waiting for EBR to explain how he's not a troll.
isn't there somewhere you should be, wearing headphones and telling people how you're cool?
Re: Things to say at telemarketers
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:06 pm
by ashley
"Hi, can I speak to Mr Taylor please?"
Usually they're expecting you to go "speaking", "you're talking to him" or "hes not here at the moment" but instead I said no.