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someone was usin the clothes line to catapult some of forks into the neughbours garden...

Not really a prank, because I figure the criteria of a prank is to be mildly amusing to both parties

Anyway living with skidmarks at uni made me very intuitive

Wise idea number one: How to deal with living with a tnuc that has trashed your stuff, moved out and left their door locked thinking you'll never get even

1: Get about 2 metres of unrolled tin foil
2: Slighlty fold in half down middle with the longer edge (so it forms a kind of valley
3: Post most of this magnificant structure underneath someones door
4: You now should have a length of tin foil, extending a distance into their room with a bit still on the outside of the door
5: PISS! PISS on that tin foil mofo! Watch it trickle gloriously under the door along the metallic canal, and seep into their spiteful carpet
6: Remove tin foil (stealth completed)

Also tried this with cress seed and a couple of litrs of water, hoping their carpet would become jungled. Had no way of ever finding out if it worked though, but can't see why it wouldn't

Get creative

My mate's older brother stole his mate's front door.

Those electric shock pens, lighters etc were weird. I was looking for a lighter at my mate's and he handed me a shock lighter. I tried to use it and no flame, so I kept trying. I didn't notice my hand spazzing out for ages, then suddenly was like "Woah, wtf?"

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Not really a prank, because I figure the criteria of a prank is to be mildly amusing to both parties

Anyway living with skidmarks at uni made me very intuitive

Wise idea number one: How to deal with living with a tnuc that has trashed your stuff, moved out and left their door locked thinking you'll never get even

1: Get about 2 metres of unrolled tin foil
2: Slighlty fold in half down middle with the longer edge (so it forms a kind of valley
3: Post most of this magnificant structure underneath someones door
4: You now should have a length of tin foil, extending a distance into their room with a bit still on the outside of the door
5: PISS! PISS on that tin foil mofo! Watch it trickle gloriously under the door along the metallic canal, and seep into their spiteful carpet
6: Remove tin foil (stealth completed)

Also tried this with cress seed and a couple of litrs of water, hoping their carpet would become jungled. Had no way of ever finding out if it worked though, but can't see why it wouldn't

Get creative

but, why was there need to mention your skidmarks?

crackf wrote:

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Not really a prank, because I figure the criteria of a prank is to be mildly amusing to both parties

Anyway living with skidmarks at uni made me very intuitive

Wise idea number one: How to deal with living with a tnuc that has trashed your stuff, moved out and left their door locked thinking you'll never get even

1: Get about 2 metres of unrolled tin foil
2: Slighlty fold in half down middle with the longer edge (so it forms a kind of valley
3: Post most of this magnificant structure underneath someones door
4: You now should have a length of tin foil, extending a distance into their room with a bit still on the outside of the door
5: PISS! PISS on that tin foil mofo! Watch it trickle gloriously under the door along the metallic canal, and seep into their spiteful carpet
6: Remove tin foil (stealth completed)

Also tried this with cress seed and a couple of litrs of water, hoping their carpet would become jungled. Had no way of ever finding out if it worked though, but can't see why it wouldn't

Get creative

but, why was there need to mention your skidmarks?

Some men are just proud of their skidmarks.

Motorway to Roswell wrote:My mate's older brother stole his mate's front door.

Those electric shock pens, lighters etc were weird. I was looking for a lighter at my mate's and he handed me a shock lighter. I tried to use it and no flame, so I kept trying. I didn't notice my hand spazzing out for ages, then suddenly was like "Woah, wtf?"

Never noticed either, just thought I was being clumsy dropping it

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Not really a prank, because I figure the criteria of a prank is to be mildly amusing to both parties

Anyway living with skidmarks at uni made me very intuitive

Wise idea number one: How to deal with living with a tnuc that has trashed your stuff, moved out and left their door locked thinking you'll never get even

wondered what a tnuc was before, but now ive read another thread i realised what you meant

Rekah wrote:

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Not really a prank, because I figure the criteria of a prank is to be mildly amusing to both parties

Anyway living with skidmarks at uni made me very intuitive

Wise idea number one: How to deal with living with a tnuc that has trashed your stuff, moved out and left their door locked thinking you'll never get even

wondered what a tnuc was before, but now ive read another thread i realised what you meant

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was a really rainy day, drivin with my buddy it was passing time for classes drove right through the puddle and soaked about 15 people


it was great

classic one: drawing pupils on sleeping peoples' eyelids. you can't see it, not even in a mirror.

poured silver nitrate on my friends hands

stained purple for a week

me and my housemate at the time fire extinguishered our whole house once, which set off the alarm, which we couldn't turn off, so we smashed it, which didnt work either... as we were stood at the bottom of the stairs crying with laughter, one of our housemates whose room we had covered in that manky dust from the fire extinguisher, arrived home with a girl he'd met, the first girl seemingly willing to have sex with him since his heartbreaking split from the love of his young adult life.

very much a LOL situation, not really a clever prank, more like an escalation of stupidity spurred on by booze and culminating in excessive damage and possibly emotional scarring

does Silver Nitrate stain purple??

noam wrote:me and my housemate at the time fire extinguishered our whole house once, which set off the alarm, which we couldn't turn off, so we smashed it, which didnt work either... as we were stood at the bottom of the stairs crying with laughter, one of our housemates whose room we had covered in that manky dust from the fire extinguisher, arrived home with a girl he'd met, the first girl seemingly willing to have sex with him since his heartbreaking split from the love of his young adult life.

very much a LOL situation, not really a clever prank, more like an escalation of stupidity spurred on by booze and culminating in excessive damage and possibly emotional scarring

does Silver Nitrate stain purple??

awww i feel bad for your buddy...

and yeah, it stains purple/black/brown. nothing you can do about it either. only way to get rid of it is simply to wait a few days

File this one under not-so-nice pranks:

http://www.ctnewsjunkie.com/ctnj.php/ar ... gers_site/

alphacat wrote:File this one under not-so-nice pranks:

http://www.ctnewsjunkie.com/ctnj.php/ar ... gers_site/

yeah, stick this in there too...

http://www.crabrevenge.com/

antistar_133 wrote:yeah, stick this in there too...

http://www.crabrevenge.com/

Oh my gosh...

So, SO, SOOOO wrong.

bit dirty this one, but take a tub of butter, remove butter, shit in tub, place half the butter on top of the shit. then put back in fridge, when the person uses it again he has been speading shit all over his toast.

cling film over the toilet seems to be a good party prank

ringing up a takeaway, place an order for delivery for the address across the road from your street, watch when he knocks on the other persons door

This is nothing to do with me, just a story from a friend when he was at university.

This is pretty amazing i have to say..

In their uni halls, they all have rooms that look identical.. so while this guy is drunk and unconscious in his bed, they take the majority of his belongings and pretty much swap his TOP FLOOR (really fucking high) room with another guy on the bottom floor, they then pick him up and carry him downstairs and put him to bed in the fake bottom floor room which now resembles his own room.

then they wake him up, open the window and throw him out!

apparently he actually shit himself, must have been the scariest thing ever, and the funniest.

abs wrote:This is nothing to do with me, just a story from a friend when he was at university.

This is pretty amazing i have to say..

In their uni halls, they all have rooms that look identical.. so while this guy is drunk and unconscious in his bed, they take the majority of his belongings and pretty much swap his TOP FLOOR (really fucking high) room with another guy on the bottom floor, they then pick him up and carry him downstairs and put him to bed in the fake bottom floor room which now resembles his own room.

then they wake him up, open the window and throw him out!

apparently he actually shit himself, must have been the scariest thing ever, and the funniest.

LOOOOL the swapping makes it funny but the toss out the window makes it epic

abs wrote:This is nothing to do with me, just a story from a friend when he was at university.

This is pretty amazing i have to say..

In their uni halls, they all have rooms that look identical.. so while this guy is drunk and unconscious in his bed, they take the majority of his belongings and pretty much swap his TOP FLOOR (really fucking high) room with another guy on the bottom floor, they then pick him up and carry him downstairs and put him to bed in the fake bottom floor room which now resembles his own room.

then they wake him up, open the window and throw him out!

apparently he actually shit himself, must have been the scariest thing ever, and the funniest.