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an extra dangle on the ol' beef curtains

chicks who cant handle their alcohol

nothings a bigger turn off than a lightweight

pkay wrote:chicks who cant handle their alcohol

nothings a bigger turn off than a lightweight

You would prefer a bird who can drink you under the table and still have the ability to say no?

Pedro Sánchez wrote:an extra dangle on the ol' beef curtains

Shouldn't happen unless they've shat out a kid and had some shoddy aftersales service on the ol' vaj. More endemic of the NHS than anything else IMO, you don't get that sort of bodge job on a lass whose birthed privately.

Pedro Sánchez wrote:

pkay wrote:chicks who cant handle their alcohol

nothings a bigger turn off than a lightweight

You would prefer a bird who can drink you under the table and still have the ability to say no?

If a girl can drink you under the table odds are she isnt the type to say no

Guys who spout out evolutionary psych during convos as justification for this and that.
Overtly feminine (too much cologne, gel in your hair, shiny necklaces etc)
No interest in political/social issues
Pushover (please challenge me)

pkay wrote:

Pedro Sánchez wrote:

pkay wrote:chicks who cant handle their alcohol

nothings a bigger turn off than a lightweight

You would prefer a bird who can drink you under the table and still have the ability to say no?

If a girl can drink you under the table odds are she isnt the type to say no

True but gambling isn't my vice lol

LACE wrote:(please challenge me)

Now how did you manage to get out of the kitchen little lady?

Birds who are into brostep

I'm such a terrible person but I'm not even lying.

Pedro Sánchez wrote:

LACE wrote:(please challenge me)

Now how did you manage to get out of the kitchen little lady?

I burned it down.

wub wrote:

Pedro Sánchez wrote:an extra dangle on the ol' beef curtains

Shouldn't happen unless they've shat out a kid and had some shoddy aftersales service on the ol' vaj. More endemic of the NHS than anything else IMO, you don't get that sort of bodge job on a lass whose birthed privately.

When you were born it was like your head was being boxed by sirloin steaks.

Your mum, wub.... she may have a chuff like the mouth of the tyne, wet and cold, but bah god it's a biggun!

LACE wrote:

Pedro Sánchez wrote:

LACE wrote:(please challenge me)

Now how did you manage to get out of the kitchen little lady?

I burned it down.

Sounds like one helluva sandwich.

Sometimes pros can outweigh the cons.
Don't knock it until you've tried it, I always say.

walsh wrote:birds who piss in the street..........

birds who DON'T piss in the street.

wub's mother's badly packed kebab

firky wrote:wub's mother's badly packed kebab

firky wrote:wub's mother's badly packed kebab

i would eat that all day

LACE wrote: Overtly feminine (too much cologne, gel in your hair, shiny necklaces etc)

gurl, i'm just blinged out i aint feminine.

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...it's something like that

knell is mattron....