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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:18 pm
by the wiggle baron
Does custard float?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:18 pm
by shonky
gravious wrote:
randomhed wrote:Is sex with a dolphin illegal within international waters?
No
Only if you're another dolphin though, surely

Those international waters are a moral minefield. It's a great ethical way of blowing up fish

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:19 pm
by rickyricardo
Teknics wrote:if an apple looked like an orange, but tasted like an apple. by that i mean it looked like and apple but had all the orangyness an orange has in the middle.

what is it?
It's Freakonomics!

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:19 pm
by teknics
gravious wrote:
Teknics wrote:if an apple looked like an orange, but tasted like an apple. by that i mean it looked like and apple but had all the orangyness an orange has in the middle.

what is it?
A hypothetical creation of your substance addled cranium!



NEXT
^^^^genious

but i've actually made one and i wanna name it.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:19 pm
by gravious
Shonky wrote: Only if you're another dolphin though, surely
Or any creature. It is not illegal for a sea-going elephant to bugger a dolphin.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:20 pm
by kins83
RickyRicardo wrote:
Teknics wrote:if an apple looked like an orange, but tasted like an apple. by that i mean it looked like and apple but had all the orangyness an orange has in the middle.

what is it?
It's Freakonomics!

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Brilliant book. Thoroughly recommend it.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:21 pm
by gravious
Teknics wrote:
gravious wrote:
Teknics wrote:if an apple looked like an orange, but tasted like an apple. by that i mean it looked like and apple but had all the orangyness an orange has in the middle.

what is it?
A hypothetical creation of your substance addled cranium!



NEXT
but i've actually made one and i wanna name it.
Then the naming is your prerogative. The Royal Society may wish to here of your discovery/invention for taxonomical reasons.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:22 pm
by shonky
gravious wrote:
Shonky wrote: Only if you're another dolphin though, surely
Or any creature. It is not illegal for a sea-going elephant to bugger a dolphin.
Link?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:24 pm
by gravious
Shonky wrote:
gravious wrote:
Shonky wrote: Only if you're another dolphin though, surely
Or any creature. It is not illegal for a sea-going elephant to bugger a dolphin.
Link?
http://www.pachyderms-on-porpoises.com

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:24 pm
by thomas
gravious wrote:
The following article may bring you up to speed with my views:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sibley-Ahlquist_taxonomy
No offence, but theres a reason i dropped ecology and biogeography at uni

All this latin, does my head in.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:25 pm
by gravious
Thomas wrote:
gravious wrote:
The following article may bring you up to speed with my views:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sibley-Ahlquist_taxonomy
No offence, but theres a reason i dropped ecology and biogeography at uni

All this latin, does my head in.
vestri matris my friend, vestri matris.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:28 pm
by kins83
What does Vestri Matris mean?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:30 pm
by gravious
kins83 wrote:What does Vestri Matris mean?
Your homework assignment.

Clue: is est pinguis

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:38 pm
by shonky
gravious wrote:
kins83 wrote:What does Vestri Matris mean?
Your homework assignment.

Clue: is est pinguis
Is that drunk speak for "it's a penguin"?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:38 pm
by randomhed
gravious wrote: Clue: is est pinguis
Is that latin for 'your a penis'?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:38 pm
by randomhed
gravious wrote: Clue: is est pinguis
Is that latin for 'your a penis'?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:39 pm
by shonky
randomhed wrote:
gravious wrote: Clue: is est pinguis
Is that latin for 'your a penis'?
No it's latin for "you're a penis". And so is your mother

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:40 pm
by gravious
randomhed wrote:
gravious wrote: Clue: is est pinguis
Is that latin for 'your a penis'?
Try submitting your answer again with approximately 25% more grammar

And more to the point, vestri matris est penguis

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:41 pm
by randomhed
So it is latin then for YOUR A PENIS Yes you shonky

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:42 pm
by gravious
Shonky wrote: And so is your mother
Good heavens, someone can read latin