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We call those arse hoses" "Muslim Showers" where i'm from. Not in an offensive way, Muslims call them that.

rayman612 wrote:I don't understand the ass hose, doesn't it make your ass all wet, I don't want to walk around all day with a wet ass

My thoughts exactly!

PinUp wrote:

rayman612 wrote:I don't understand the ass hose, doesn't it make your ass all wet, I don't want to walk around all day with a wet ass

My thoughts exactly!

It can leave it a little damp if you don't employ a practised post hose shimmy. However is this not preferable to having faecal matter smeared into ones derrière?

i feel like the perfect way would be an ass hose/toilet paper combination

hose then paper

rayman612 wrote:i feel like the perfect way would be an ass hose/toilet paper combination

hose then paper

Yes that works. A danger of leaving paper residue if ass isn't properly shaken. Andrex clagnuts

ive never had a problem with tp getting stuck
but then again, there is no way my ass is as hairy as the queens

so she has been the queen since a little girl

thats dope

H.M. was kind enough to reply to my email.
...She does indeed wipe her own arse & forebearingly accepts that she'll soon be wiping Phillip's.

signals wrote:so she has been the queen since a little girl

thats dope

She was 27 when she ascended...

sd5 wrote:H.M. was kind enough to reply to my email.
...She does indeed wipe her own arse & forebearingly accepts that she'll soon be wiping Phillip's.

With all the pointless gimicky shite that's been developed over the past century or so it's really quite remarkable that no one has come up with a more effective way of cleaning your bum.

Maybe a electric-toothbrush-like device?

magma wrote:

signals wrote:so she has been the queen since a little girl

thats dope

She was 27 when she ascended...

i should have read more then two sentences on it

Her Majesty's preferred method of fecal matter removal: