There's a spider living in my RP5

DrastikMeazures · Post by **DrastikMeazures** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:27 pm

Coolschmid wrote:Don't freeze it, I know the tweeters have a liquid in them and I wouldn't want to risk fucking anything up.

Ok so don't freeze it,... Perhaps you own a perticularly pleasent swine who could befriend the spider?

Mad_EP · Post by **Mad_EP** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:20 pm

Play this nonstop for a day... he'll get the drift:

..but seriously - I would probably go for:

VirtualMark wrote:Compressed air?

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:08 pm

Another vote for leaving him be. It will eat the truly pesky insects like ants and stuff.
If you must remove it, I would just get it onto a piece of paper when you can and move it to the corner of your room.
Spiders are our friends.

Fauster · Post by **Fauster** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:36 pm

wormcode wrote:Another vote for leaving him be. It will eat the truly pesky insects like ants and stuff.
If you must remove it, I would just get it onto a piece of paper when you can and move it to the corner of your room.
Spiders are our friends.

I usually try to let spiders do their thing, but how many insects is he going to be catching inside my damn monitor. I've tried sticking a pen in there to drag him out, but he won't grab on to anything. I'm probably just going to have to take it apart and relocate the guy.

blinx · Post by **blinx** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:06 pm

fly paper trap set outside the hole?

Find a centipede i hear they will fight the mightest of spiders for you, just watch out for their hollow fangs and poisonous venom.

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:13 pm

Fauster wrote:
wormcode wrote:Another vote for leaving him be. It will eat the truly pesky insects like ants and stuff.
If you must remove it, I would just get it onto a piece of paper when you can and move it to the corner of your room.
Spiders are our friends.
I usually try to let spiders do their thing, but how many insects is he going to be catching inside my damn monitor. I've tried sticking a pen in there to drag him out, but he won't grab on to anything. I'm probably just going to have to take it apart and relocate the guy.

Not inside I meant around. He probably comes out in the middle of the night. A few years ago I was living in this house that was above/near a quarry, with constant rattling from explosions and such. The ground was always loose so there was always insects coming up. I used to find ants on my drum machines and synths, they love electronics for some reason. Probably residual heat. Anyway the spiders would do their thing during the night and help me out. I doubt it will be laying eggs inside because of the vibrations, especially if you already found them under the desk. Anyway I know they don't like wind so compressed air might work to lure it out, along with darkness. So if you shine lights in there, it will continue to hide. You can borrow my night vision goggles.

crunkedxup · Post by **crunkedxup** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:19 pm

disturb him, then just leave it for a while and itll go to get away from you

mks · Post by **mks** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:14 pm

wormcode wrote:Spiders are our friends.

I thought so too and I thought I had made peace with the spiders in my apartment until one bit me on my lower eyelid while I was sleeping.

This happened like a month ago and my lower eyelid is still swollen with a small bag (like baggy eyes or whatevs) and you can still see the fang mark. And that eyelid keeps twitching.

The truce may be off.

OfficialDAPT · Post by **OfficialDAPT** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:46 am

Just kill it... you don't have to relocate it, it's an insect.

Hircine · Post by **Hircine** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:55 am

OfficialDAPT wrote:Just kill it... you don't have to relocate it, it's an insect.

it's life and it has been around this planet for more time than you, babylonian. have some respect. And it's not an insect, insects are arthropodes with 3 pairs of legs and 3 body segments, while arachinids have 4 pairs of legs and only 2 body segments.

OfficialDAPT · Post by **OfficialDAPT** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:03 am

Hircine wrote:
OfficialDAPT wrote:Just kill it... you don't have to relocate it, it's an insect.
it's life and it has been around this planet for more time than you, babylonian. have some respect. And it's not an insect, insects are arthropodes with 3 pairs of legs and 3 body segments, while arachinids have 4 pairs of legs and only 2 body segments.

settle down dude you step on like 100 ants every day

eldoogle · Post by **eldoogle** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:13 am

Just the thread title alone made me laugh.

Marzz · Post by **Marzz** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:32 am

I have an idea. Play some hea v gabber/grindcore/pop tunes to break his exoskletal system.
You could also just wait till he peaks out again and when he does, play a heavy Vengeance kick and make him fall into a strategically placed cup.

Marzz · Post by **Marzz** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:34 am

mks wrote:
wormcode wrote:Spiders are our friends.
I thought so too and I thought I had made peace with the spiders in my apartment until one bit me on my lower eyelid while I was sleeping.

This happened like a month ago and my lower eyelid is still swollen with a small bag (like baggy eyes or whatevs) and you can still see the fang mark. And that eyelid keeps twitching.

The truce may be off.

Did you feel the initial pain and bop yourself in the eye?

Marzz · Post by **Marzz** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:37 am

mthrfnk wrote:

Still a fuckin perfect tune

Marzz · Post by **Marzz** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:39 am

Hircine wrote:fauster - anti spider dub forthcoming on wanka's new mystery label

I nearly pissed myself with this one Hircine

Depone · Post by **Depone** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:31 am

Just blast this at max volume

He will come out in a flash

RandoRando · Post by **RandoRando** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:58 am

op that sucks man, at lwast u dont have arachnaphobia.

shoot2stun · Post by **shoot2stun** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:07 pm

RandoRando wrote:op that sucks man, at lwast u dont have arachnaphobia.

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