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Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:34 pm
by dublerium

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:27 pm
by DrastikMeazures
Coolschmid wrote:Don't freeze it, I know the tweeters have a liquid in them and I wouldn't want to risk fucking anything up.
Ok so don't freeze it,... Perhaps you own a perticularly pleasent swine who could befriend the spider?

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:20 pm
by Mad_EP
Play this nonstop for a day... he'll get the drift:
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..but seriously - I would probably go for:
VirtualMark wrote:Compressed air?

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:08 pm
by wormcode
Another vote for leaving him be. It will eat the truly pesky insects like ants and stuff.
If you must remove it, I would just get it onto a piece of paper when you can and move it to the corner of your room.
Spiders are our friends.

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:36 pm
by Fauster
wormcode wrote:Another vote for leaving him be. It will eat the truly pesky insects like ants and stuff.
If you must remove it, I would just get it onto a piece of paper when you can and move it to the corner of your room.
Spiders are our friends.
I usually try to let spiders do their thing, but how many insects is he going to be catching inside my damn monitor. I've tried sticking a pen in there to drag him out, but he won't grab on to anything. I'm probably just going to have to take it apart and relocate the guy.

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:06 pm
by blinx
fly paper trap set outside the hole?

Find a centipede i hear they will fight the mightest of spiders for you, just watch out for their hollow fangs and poisonous venom.

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:13 pm
by wormcode
Fauster wrote:
wormcode wrote:Another vote for leaving him be. It will eat the truly pesky insects like ants and stuff.
If you must remove it, I would just get it onto a piece of paper when you can and move it to the corner of your room.
Spiders are our friends.
I usually try to let spiders do their thing, but how many insects is he going to be catching inside my damn monitor. I've tried sticking a pen in there to drag him out, but he won't grab on to anything. I'm probably just going to have to take it apart and relocate the guy.
Not inside I meant around. He probably comes out in the middle of the night. A few years ago I was living in this house that was above/near a quarry, with constant rattling from explosions and such. The ground was always loose so there was always insects coming up. I used to find ants on my drum machines and synths, they love electronics for some reason. Probably residual heat. Anyway the spiders would do their thing during the night and help me out. I doubt it will be laying eggs inside because of the vibrations, especially if you already found them under the desk. Anyway I know they don't like wind so compressed air might work to lure it out, along with darkness. So if you shine lights in there, it will continue to hide. You can borrow my night vision goggles. :6:

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:19 pm
by crunkedxup
disturb him, then just leave it for a while and itll go to get away from you

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:14 pm
by mks
wormcode wrote:Spiders are our friends.
I thought so too and I thought I had made peace with the spiders in my apartment until one bit me on my lower eyelid while I was sleeping.

This happened like a month ago and my lower eyelid is still swollen with a small bag (like baggy eyes or whatevs) and you can still see the fang mark. And that eyelid keeps twitching.

The truce may be off.

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:46 am
by OfficialDAPT
Just kill it... you don't have to relocate it, it's an insect.

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:55 am
by Hircine
OfficialDAPT wrote:Just kill it... you don't have to relocate it, it's an insect.
it's life and it has been around this planet for more time than you, babylonian. have some respect. And it's not an insect, insects are arthropodes with 3 pairs of legs and 3 body segments, while arachinids have 4 pairs of legs and only 2 body segments.

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:03 am
by OfficialDAPT
Hircine wrote:
OfficialDAPT wrote:Just kill it... you don't have to relocate it, it's an insect.
it's life and it has been around this planet for more time than you, babylonian. have some respect. And it's not an insect, insects are arthropodes with 3 pairs of legs and 3 body segments, while arachinids have 4 pairs of legs and only 2 body segments.
settle down dude you step on like 100 ants every day

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:13 am
by eldoogle
Just the thread title alone made me laugh.

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:32 am
by Marzz
I have an idea. Play some hea v gabber/grindcore/pop tunes to break his exoskletal system.
You could also just wait till he peaks out again and when he does, play a heavy Vengeance kick and make him fall into a strategically placed cup.

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:34 am
by Marzz
mks wrote:
wormcode wrote:Spiders are our friends.
I thought so too and I thought I had made peace with the spiders in my apartment until one bit me on my lower eyelid while I was sleeping.

This happened like a month ago and my lower eyelid is still swollen with a small bag (like baggy eyes or whatevs) and you can still see the fang mark. And that eyelid keeps twitching.

The truce may be off.
Did you feel the initial pain and bop yourself in the eye?

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:37 am
by Marzz
mthrfnk wrote:

:6:
Still a fuckin perfect tune :Q:

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:39 am
by Marzz
Hircine wrote:fauster - anti spider dub forthcoming on wanka's new mystery label
I nearly pissed myself with this one Hircine :lol:

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:31 am
by Depone
Just blast this at max volume



He will come out in a flash

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:58 am
by RandoRando
op that sucks man, at lwast u dont have arachnaphobia.

Re: There's a spider living in my RP5

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:07 pm
by shoot2stun
RandoRando wrote:op that sucks man, at lwast u dont have arachnaphobia.
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