First day of school

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Probably...but you have to start slow and then you can eventually move into the back .

this also doubles as a tip for getting it in the bum.

[Raggles]

oh i almost forgot the most important part...

put it in her bum.

Yeah really get involved with the ass.

Also do that thing pornstars do where they take it out the ass, a good foot away, and then just put it back in.

Oh wow I literally just watched someone on the internet do that.

I guess it's to show off the dilated asshole or sumtin innit

[OttoMatik]

Probably...but you have to start slow and then you can eventually move into the back seat.

I'm not sure if your trolling, or serious.
I'll just ask my sister about this one.

[idontreallygiveashit]

You seem you like you have your life sorted, Clean.

[ezza]

All i can say to the op bro is that aslong as you got #swag & you know that #yolo the girls will love you bro

[constrobuz]

Its my last year in high school this year, so im pretty much just there to pass like 2 classes the other 6 are useless. Pretty much get to wake n bake whenever I want since my classes are all jokes. I drive an 05 jetta looks new as fuck and im getting a sub installed next week, so I can finally play some good ol dubstep tunes. Also just got a job with a buddy of mine at a grocery store, and am about to start landing gigs at shitty raves. This year is looking good so far. Dont even worry about girls man, Work on producing/ grades first then work on gettin girls next.

You're fucking cool

[BonerJams04]

All i can say to the op bro is that aslong as you got #swag & you know that #yolo the girls will love you bro

#realtalk

[dickman69]

Its my last year in high school this year, so im pretty much just there to pass like 2 classes the other 6 are useless. Pretty much get to wake n bake whenever I want since my classes are all jokes. I drive an 05 jetta looks new as fuck and im getting a sub installed next week, so I can finally play some good ol dubstep tunes. Also just got a job with a buddy of mine at a grocery store, and am about to start landing gigs at shitty raves. This year is looking good so far. Dont even worry about girls man, Work on producing/ grades first then work on gettin girls next.

id sig this if it werent obnoxiously long

[Raggles]

Probably...but you have to start slow and then you can eventually move into the back seat.

I'm not sure if your trolling, or serious.
I'll just ask my sister about this one.

Fine mate, just listen to all these other people and stick it in her ass on the first date...see how far that gets you.

[Clean]

You seem you like you have your life sorted, Clean.

Not even close man, my dream of becoming Americas next best dj is still far from close. I mean my parents wont even buy me cdjs like wtf. Also I cant even make tunes that sound like skrillex like wtf. Life is tough comin from the white suburbs of chicago man, I might have to start wearing my pants below my ass, Thatll show my family whos boss

[OttoMatik]

Its my last year in high school this year, so im pretty much just there to pass like 2 classes the other 6 are useless. Pretty much get to wake n bake whenever I want since my classes are all jokes. I drive an 05 jetta looks new as fuck and im getting a sub installed next week, so I can finally play some good ol dubstep tunes. Also just got a job with a buddy of mine at a grocery store, and am about to start landing gigs at shitty raves. This year is looking good so far. Dont even worry about girls man, Work on producing/ grades first then work on gettin girls next.

My sister is gonna try to get me a job as the cart buggy at a grocery store where she works + I'm walking this kid like, one block to her house after school everyday for 50$ a month.
Easy money

And grades seem to come easy for me (not that I'm super smart/cocky) so I'm not all that worried for that.
As for producing, I always find the time for that (my sig is old btw, don't judge me )

[OttoMatik]

Double post, sorry

[BonerJams04]

ayyy m8







shove it up her butt

[dickman69]

what a clean job of trolling me

[idontreallygiveashit]

You seem you like you have your life sorted, Clean.

Not even close man, my dream of becoming Americas next best dj is still far from close. I mean my parents wont even buy me cdjs like wtf. Also I cant even make tunes that sound like skrillex like wtf. Life is tough comin from the white suburbs of chicago man, I might have to start wearing my pants below my ass, Thatll show my family whos boss

lol dude you should totes just bun in their face lol and be like look mom and dad i get high 420 all up in yo crib and then do like a stiff two arm wave that black people do and then hit them enough that they buy you cdjs bro tell them you have that ambition to be the next big trapstar and C.R.E.A.Y etc.

[Shum]

kind of alarming that the OP, at 14 years of age, is the most mature voice in this thread.

[constrobuz]

You seem you like you have your life sorted, Clean.

Not even close man, my dream of becoming Americas next best dj is still far from close. I mean my parents wont even buy me cdjs like wtf. Also I cant even make tunes that sound like skrillex like wtf. Life is tough comin from the white suburbs of chicago man, I might have to start wearing my pants below my ass, Thatll show my family whos boss

Your real life is just as funny and bad as the one you're parodying here. Playing "deep" dubstep on your 05 jettas 10" sub on your way home from whole foods.

[OttoMatik]

All i can say to the op bro is that aslong as you got #swag & you know that #yolo the girls will love you bro

#realtalk

My school has a uniform, and every month we can wear whatever we want. ( I add coloured belts + nice shoes cause I'm so cool. )

Anyway, on the days that we can wear whatever we want, this one kid ALWAYS wears a snapback saying "YMCMB" and a sweater that says YOLO.
He also enjoys wearing foxtails.

*facepalm*

[dickman69]

[idontreallygiveashit]

You should beat him up to impress Stacey