ha - I was getting ready to say...Electric_Head wrote:Nah, manual doesn't pose that much of a problem.jazzamataz wrote:Not exactly adhering to the thread title, but....
I got a blowjob from an ex whilst driving on the M25.
Not so easy in a manual, I'd recommend an automatic
for anyone that wants to try in the future.
southstar wrote:Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well
They'll just move on to the next young boy that comes along.Sonika wrote:southstar wrote:Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well
Nahhh they were all rows back
What happens when I turn 18 and you guys can't make fun of me anymore
Just like when the year 6's become year 7'skay wrote:They'll just move on to the next young boy that comes along.Sonika wrote:southstar wrote:Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well
Nahhh they were all rows back
What happens when I turn 18 and you guys can't make fun of me anymore
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
LOL guess thats why they call it a pop quizwobbles wrote:I dint masterbate but i ejaculated one time in math class during a pop quiz, that was before i knew wht happened and i thought i peed myself
dubfordessert wrote:you can jizz on me if you want
thekuku wrote:Nah never taking the piss. Not on DSF at least
lovelydivot wrote:ha - I was getting ready to say...Electric_Head wrote:Nah, manual doesn't pose that much of a problem.jazzamataz wrote:Not exactly adhering to the thread title, but....
I got a blowjob from an ex whilst driving on the M25.
Not so easy in a manual, I'd recommend an automatic
for anyone that wants to try in the future.
I can eat a cheeseburger and drink a soda whislt driving a stick...
Don't see why - add blowjob - to that would be difficult...
lol - get your peen out of my fries...
Proximity rape.Gewze wrote:Next to a sleeping friend (female), I was on the floor she was in bed.
whatever get you through the night...Sonika wrote:southstar wrote:Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well
Nahhh they were all rows back
What happens when I turn 18 and you guys can't make fun of me anymore
Dead Rats wrote:Mate, these chaps are lads.
I was around 12-13, and I did some stupid shit to try, and impress this girl I fancied (first real life crush). My art teacher kicked me out of the class, and sent me to the empty art room next door. So I was still thinking about her, so I bashed one out into the art sink. Then like 5 mins later the teacher sent her to the same room as me, we chatted, and I didn't get laid.SCope13 wrote:I want some background info on this one.3za wrote:Art classroom.
I once (maybe twice) mastUrbate when I was sleeping in the same bed (two double beds pushed up to each other) with a group of friends 1 female, and about 2-4 male...nowaysj wrote:Proximity rape.Gewze wrote:Next to a sleeping friend (female), I was on the floor she was in bed.
Sure_Fire wrote:By the way does anyone have the stems to make it bun dem? Missed the beatport comp and would very much like the ego booster of saying I remixed Skrillex.
yes3za wrote:Did they all get proximity raped?
gwa wrote:you should wake up in the night whilst dressed as revolver ocelot and lamp him
+1mashmash wrote:school toilets
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