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Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:12 pm**

Nazoreth wrote:ahahaha classic

oi mate where in acton? im near hanger lane

i live about a 2 min walk from acton high school, and my favourite pub - the mill hill (goes without saying)

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:42 pm**

Corpsey wrote:A 65 foot wide vagina suspended above the dancefloor which descends slowly onto the grateful upturned faces of the crowd whenever ''Cockney Thug'' gets played for the 600th time that night.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:18 pm**

ThinKing wrote:anti-reload devices fitted to the decks which give the DJ an electric shock if he edges any tune without justification.

hear hear!!

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:11 pm**

N2O ... ?? !!

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:13 pm**

spooKs wrote:
Corpsey wrote:A 65 foot wide vagina suspended above the dancefloor which descends slowly onto the grateful upturned faces of the crowd whenever ''Cockney Thug'' gets played for the 600th time that night.

\ / HUGE!

x x x

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:15 pm**

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:52 pm**

wall of death formations, especially when spongebob is droppin`

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:00 pm**

we got free pizza at our weekly.

big tings a gwan!

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:02 pm**

dubspenzer wrote:wall of death formations, especially when spongebob is droppin`

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:17 pm**

wtf is this wall of death shit O_o

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:30 pm**

dubspenzer wrote:

POOL PARTY

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:16 pm**

drum syndicate wrote:wtf is this wall of death shit O_o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEnrbBUq8G8

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:15 am**

bagelator wrote:

Dave Beasant? Always thought dubstep nights were missing old Chelsea keepers

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:33 am**

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:45 am**

forensix (mcr) wrote:
UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:
hmmmm, dunno about that one. is Shonky attractive and female?
He looks like the kind of person you would associate with the word paedophile

I fucking don't. I'm quite covert

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:27 am**

wascal wrote: Dave Beasant? Always thought dubstep nights were missing old Chelsea keepers

You've not see De Goey at FWD then? His face was pressed up against the ceiling.

Posted: **Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:10 pm**

Nazoreth wrote:this thread has completely warped my idea of what a good club would be like, now everywhere is going to seem boring. best ideas so far seem to be the giant vagina and a smoking area...both would be quality...and not a smoking area like the end, that was ridiculous, a proper smoking room with deep arm chairs and a brandy bar and tapestries n that...hehehe

No smoking in the vagina please.

...unless you've got the smoking jacket on

Posted: **Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:23 am**

thanks i-line, whole days worth of funny mental images with that one

Posted: **Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:54 am**

Free Jerk chicken and communal shishas full of NYC Diesel, cans of beer straight out the freezer strategically coming out of the walls, drugs counsellors in the chill out room! Actually forget the last one...
Jellyfish in a tank with UV instead!

Posted: **Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:00 pm**

Corpsey wrote:A 65 foot wide vagina suspended above the dancefloor which descends slowly onto the grateful upturned faces of the crowd whenever ''Cockney Thug'' gets played for the 600th time that night.

Or Custard Chucker; "we give dem tune in a different style, Yo, we love pussy so throw your flash up lighter. Riddim!"

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