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Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:12 pm
by lovelydivot
Personta Rays - that is fucking awesome
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:35 pm
by nousd
brother's mate got a Russian bride down to Tassie.
After the marriage & residency was assured,
she got her mafia male relos out
and had them rip off & threaten the ex.
I can't be bothered ordering one so I'm considering going down to the dead letter office.
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:42 pm
by alphacat
^ Lucky he only got hassled/ripped off. There's a documented trend of these women marrying a mark, getting life insurance, and then having their "brother" (who is just as often not their brother but their boyfriend or pimp) to take 'em out.
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:42 am
by particle-jim
lol fuck paying for a mail order bride, just talk to foreign girls on the internet for long enough and eventually it'll pay off... It worked for me anyway

Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:24 pm
by lovelydivot
I don't think there is anything wrong about meeting people on the internet -
You can probably have better conversations than trying to yell cheeky shit over a soundsystem...
The biggest issue I can see - after being careful to avoid jokers and scamsters - is the distance
- and the fact that it still has to work in real time.
I fucking hate the bar scene - more fucking packs of frat clowns in those places - I'm dating at the grocery store...
Joking - I'm not dating at all. I don't even talk in public.
I'm reading the internet and intermittantly working on my shit - I go for take out here and there.
That last one was really bad.
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:44 pm
by lovelydivot
serious - dead
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:45 pm
by particle-jim
lovelydivot wrote:I don't think there is anything wrong about meeting people on the internet -
You can probably have better conversations than trying to yell cheeky shit over a soundsystem...
The biggest issue I can see - after being careful to avoid jokers and scamsters - is the distance
- and the fact that it still has to work in real time
Met my girlfriend online, she lives in mexico, seems to be working out just fine despite the distance, gunna be booking my flights over there when I get paid next week
Tbh the long distance thing actually kinda suits me anyway
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:58 pm
by lovelydivot
Ha! - I just had a racist moment...
Everytime I hear about online dating of South Americans - I always think scam...
Because that's been the story everytime!!
Go to Brazil or Guatamala with a little money and they will all be your girlfriend!!!
so wrong...I don't know - maybe...sometimes
Now I feel like a dick and questioning the validity of my previous post
Maybe it is just flatly - a dangerous proposition - all around...
seriously though - what's the difference between my friend who refused to date non-wealthy men
and a girl from south america...
commodification - feeling cold again...
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:32 am
by incnic
sd5 wrote:brother's mate got a Russian bride down to Tassie.
After the marriage & residency was assured,
she got her mafia male relos out
and had them rip off & threaten the ex.
I can't be bothered ordering one so I'm considering going down to the dead letter office.
fuk dark
bloody ruskies
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:56 am
by pandabear
lovelydivot wrote:seriously though - what's the difference between my friend who refused to date non-wealthy men
and a girl from south america...
A closet full of shoes and putting the whole family to college?
I've been trying to reply to this for an hour (while watching Law & Order). This issue disgusts me, that's all. Maybe I'll reply longer when the show gets boring. lol. So many stereotypes.
Anyway, good luck in finding a bride willing to be your maid and you willing to be her servant.
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:55 pm
by nobody
Agent 47 wrote:
also lovelydivot are u actually insane? like diagnosed
lol
hugh wrote:Terpit wrote:Yeah no wizard sleeves
lmfao
Where the fuck did Hugh go?
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:58 pm
by OGLemon
Shum wrote:
I'm sorted thanks.
My fat, balding (, filthy rich) Chinese m8 found his mail order Vietnamese bride through this agency in China. I feel bad calling her a mail order bride though cause she's actually really lovely, unlike my friend who is scum and should be deported.

Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:05 pm
by nobody
particle-jim wrote:lol fuck paying for a mail order bride, just talk to foreign girls on the internet for long enough and eventually it'll pay off... It worked for me anyway

Yeah but i'm looking for the sort of girl who will let me strangle her whilst she wanks me off, you usually have to pay for that sort of thing
edit - it's pretty cool seeing your posts about that girl, now you're engaged
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:41 pm
by nobody
A few of my mates that I went to school with are getting married, I might need to order one of these things sooner than expected
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:47 pm
by magma
nobody wrote:particle-jim wrote:lol fuck paying for a mail order bride, just talk to foreign girls on the internet for long enough and eventually it'll pay off... It worked for me anyway

Yeah but i'm looking for the sort of girl who will let me strangle her whilst she wanks me off, you usually have to pay for that sort of thing
edit - it's pretty cool seeing your posts about that girl, now you're engaged
They're married now!

Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:00 pm
by 3za
Next time this gets bumped, she will have a bump, or they will be divorced.
Re: Mail-Order Brides
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 4:02 pm
by rockonin
nobody wrote:
Yeah but i'm looking for the sort of girl who will let me strangle her whilst she wanks me off,
