If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say?

NickUndercover · Post by **NickUndercover** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:40 am

I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught up in the tangle of their lives.

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:30 am

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:32 am

you lot would definitely fail the "cool opening line upon landing" part of astronaut training

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:24 pm

dotcurrency wrote:here....alone...w8in for a m8

gotta have canned turkey n cokes tho

syrup · Post by **syrup** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:19 pm

Gewze wrote:

syrup · Post by **syrup** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:22 pm

i'd probably go somehow like this

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:31 pm

"Yeah, so I'm on Mars now, cool"

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:13 am

i need a internet conection

kay · Post by **kay** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:58 pm

OH!!!
MAH!!!
GAWD!!!
Little!
Green!
Men!
Hello, I come in peace!
Wait! What are you doi-
AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH...
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pandabear · Post by **pandabear** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:00 pm

We nid pandas in dis biz!

Just very excited.

wysockisauce · Post by **wysockisauce** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:20 pm

Quaid, start the reactor.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:15 am

i got banned from everywhere els

butter_man · Post by **butter_man** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:58 pm

"planet of the grapes, bitch!" then drop a duce.

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:06 pm

I would just take a stereo and whack some Morrisey on it to confuse the fuck out of the aliens who live there

syrup · Post by **syrup** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:57 pm

no air m8, that wouldn't work

collige · Post by **collige** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:36 pm

Get my dick sucked in the sky, I'm a martian (Ooh ooh ooh ooh eeh)
Off that loud Pack and I'm high like a martian (Ooh ooh ooh ooh)
All my girlfriends said I'm fine like a martian (Ooh ooh ooh ooh)
Young based god and I'm based with the martians (Ooh ooh ooh)

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