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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:15 am

difference wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:yah, because it's a real mag.
he meant the names of the articles, dick

..imo, a fedora only looks cool with matching attire, guy with a fedora on and a t-shirt and jeans looks like a toolbag. and by matching attire i mean you had better look like you walked out of boardwalk empire wearing that shit.
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by Molzie » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:22 am

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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by Sheff » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:28 am

so, whats the connection between these kinda people and fedoras?

why do they think it looks good/makes them intellectual?

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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:30 am

Sheff wrote:so, whats the connection between these kinda people and fedoras?

why do they think it looks good/makes them intellectual?
The same reason they perv over My little pony?
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by forbidden » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:33 am

Electric_Head wrote:Who invited you to the conversation?
me. let's not argue though this thread is about fedoras. sacred ground.

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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:37 am

:lol:

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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by garethom » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:52 am

Sheff wrote:so, whats the connection between these kinda people and fedoras?

why do they think it looks good/makes them intellectual?
From my experience, it seems that they believe it makes them look "gentlemanly" and then can use it as part of their "nice guy" act they put on for girls that will never have sex with them.

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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by Harkat » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:14 am

It's just an easy-fix, corny attempt to look well put together. By wearing trenchoats etc rather than the standard hoodie/shirt and cargo pants it's like having a sense of style automatically. It doesn't work though and they still look mostly slobbish.
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by m8son666 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:17 am

It's the same reason people are into obscure fashion/ overly expensive clothing brands. To make up for their lack of personality and self worth they feel the need to 'peacock' and so are no longer a weird nerd they are now a weird nerd with a fedora and people will notice them, whether in a negative way or not lol.
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by Terpit » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:06 am

I heard nowaysj wears a tin foil fedora
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by m8son666 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:11 am

He uses mylar how many times does he have to tell us all
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by BonerJams04 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:05 pm

difference wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:yah, because it's a real mag.
he meant the names of the articles, dick

..imo, a fedora only looks cool with matching attire, guy with a fedora on and a t-shirt and jeans looks like a toolbag. and by matching attire i mean you had better look like you walked out of boardwalk empire wearing that shit.
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by titchbit » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:30 pm

Harkat wrote:It's just an easy-fix, corny attempt to look well put together. By wearing trenchoats etc rather than the standard hoodie/shirt and cargo pants it's like having a sense of style automatically. It doesn't work though and they still look mostly slobbish.
Yes these people are always slightly overweight 20-something guys and have long hair as well.

EH - I figured it was just a cover, but I appreciate the extra effort they put in to making the other article names hilarious as well. :W:

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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by kidshuffle » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:34 pm

garethom wrote:
Sheff wrote:so, whats the connection between these kinda people and fedoras?

why do they think it looks good/makes them intellectual?
From my experience, it seems that they believe it makes them look "gentlemanly" and then can use it as part of their "nice guy" act they put on for girls that will never have sex with them.
the real answer is: ANIME
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by LogiSpark » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:35 pm

kidshuffle wrote:
garethom wrote:
Sheff wrote:so, whats the connection between these kinda people and fedoras?

why do they think it looks good/makes them intellectual?
From my experience, it seems that they believe it makes them look "gentlemanly" and then can use it as part of their "nice guy" act they put on for girls that will never have sex with them.
the real answer is: ANIME
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by kidshuffle » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:38 pm

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edit: holy shit yes http://fedorasofokc.tumblr.com/
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by kidshuffle » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:42 pm

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Laszlo wrote:
nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by garethom » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:44 pm

Yes kidshuffle, was trying to remember what that tumblr was :cornlol:
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by ehbes » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:46 pm

So it's settled then, most fedorable WILL be in the SNH awards this year
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Re: The Fedora Chronicles

Post by garethom » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:49 pm

ehbrums1 wrote:So it's settled then, most fedorable WILL be in the SNH awards this year
Hoping to win an award this year then?

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