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Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:48 pm
by Nihilism
Scumbag. That's not how you treat women. Be prepare for the tits of the famous Femen girls.

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:51 pm
by ezza
hahaha

the back story is that its actually our m8

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:37 pm
by teamhobson
I get called Harry Potter and Clark Kent all the time when I'm on nights out, fucking love the attention though, I actually flaunt it. They love when I start shouting spells at them.

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:24 am
by garethom
teamhobson wrote:I get called Harry Potter and Clark Kent all the time when I'm on nights out, fucking love the attention though, I actually flaunt it. They love when I start shouting spells at them.
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had to be done

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:27 am
by dickman69
1 time someone on the street offered me a high five

Then pulled their hand away and said "too slow"

:baby:

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:09 am
by Samuel_L_Damnson
rayman612 wrote:1 time someone on the street offered me a high five

Then pulled their hand away and said "too slow"

:baby:
Top quality par action.

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:46 am
by dickman69
honestly nothing u can do 2 recover from that

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:16 am
by skimpi
teamhobson wrote:I get called Harry Potter and Clark Kent all the time when I'm on nights out, fucking love the attention though, I actually flaunt it. They love when I start shouting spells at them.
I have been called harry potter, I look nothing like him at all! I just have glasses, glasses that look nothing like Harry Potter's

Re: dicks on the stree

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:31 am
by Doozle
I went to the cashpoint outside a sainsburys where there's always a homeless person/pisshead sitting outside, the guy there was an old boy like late 60s or something. Anyway he goes to us "you know who Buddy Holly is?" I was like yeah, then he goes "well you look like him you skinny tnuc" then he started shouting more abuse, I was taken aback by this, but just let him on with it. He probably had mental issues or something

The thing that still intrigues about him was the sketch pad he had in his lap, he had some mad, psychedelic colourful drawing that he was doing. If he wasn't such a nutter I would've asked him about it
Agent 47 wrote:i had a proper inbetweeners moment the other day

was shouting at this slag with her kids about how she looks like she shops at sports world and then we hit traffic

she didnt say anything

kid looked gutted tho so my mate called him a wanker
My mate shouted Scout Wankers at a scout group walking down the road from my car. It made me feel bad

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:34 am
by CYRHEN
No one messes with me because they knows I makes the dubstepz

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:38 am
by bennyfroobs
Sinestepper wrote:there was a guy screaming "ILL FUCK YOU UP YOU LITTLE WANKER" at one of those green metal boxes on the street (i think they are something to do with phone lines)
:cornlol: loool

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 4:14 am
by grillis
Dub_freak wrote:Somebody once threw a milkshake at me from a moving car, thankfully it missed. :lol:
some guy managed to do this but hit me square in the chest sitting in my driver seat going the opposite direction.. i was mad as hell but ultimately it was a really good shot

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:00 pm
by Liam92
Dub_freak wrote:Somebody once threw a milkshake at me from a moving car, thankfully it missed. :lol:
Someone threw a fucking yellow pages at me and my mate from a moving car, luckily it missed

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:10 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
grillis wrote:
Dub_freak wrote:Somebody once threw a milkshake at me from a moving car, thankfully it missed. :lol:
some guy managed to do this but hit me square in the chest sitting in my driver seat going the opposite direction.. i was mad as hell but ultimately it was a really good shot
When I was a kid we used to throw bolts at passing cars on a nearby dual carriageway, cut a long story short, one of us nearly killed a guy after one hit him in his face and he lost control of his car...I waited a year in fear that the po-po would knock on my door and arrest me for murder...this was around the time I was experimenting with things that explode and things that survive when dropped from a 12storey block of flats...stupid little twat.

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:14 pm
by jaydot
No one messes with me cos I'm 6'5.

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:24 pm
by Dystinkt
Me and a few mates were going to this lasses house party a couple of years ago and we were walking along a main road and someone in a passing car lobbed and egg and a mcdonalds drink at the lass whose house we were going to, she got covered and we could do nothing but laugh and question the combination of missiles, long story short the house had a towel for a curtain and one mattress in the bedroom, but hey thats just Bradford for you

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:25 pm
by teamhobson
Liam92 wrote:
Dub_freak wrote:Somebody once threw a milkshake at me from a moving car, thankfully it missed. :lol:
Someone threw a fucking yellow pages at me and my mate from a moving car, luckily it missed
:lol:

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:41 pm
by hubb
did anyone catch his number

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:10 pm
by grillis
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
grillis wrote:
Dub_freak wrote:Somebody once threw a milkshake at me from a moving car, thankfully it missed. :lol:
some guy managed to do this but hit me square in the chest sitting in my driver seat going the opposite direction.. i was mad as hell but ultimately it was a really good shot
When I was a kid we used to throw bolts at passing cars on a nearby dual cartridge way, cut a long story short, one of us nearly killed a guy after one hit him in his face and he lost control of his car...I waited a year in fear that the po-po would knock on my door and arrest me for murder...this was around the time I was experimenting with things that explode and things that survive when dropped from a 12storey block of flats...stupid little twat.
:?

Re: dicks on the street.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:21 pm
by ezza
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
grillis wrote:
Dub_freak wrote:Somebody once threw a milkshake at me from a moving car, thankfully it missed. :lol:
some guy managed to do this but hit me square in the chest sitting in my driver seat going the opposite direction.. i was mad as hell but ultimately it was a really good shot
When I was a kid we used to throw bolts at passing cars on a nearby dual cartridge way, cut a long story short, one of us nearly killed a guy after one hit him in his face and he lost control of his car...I waited a year in fear that the po-po would knock on my door and arrest me for murder...this was around the time I was experimenting with things that explode and things that survive when dropped from a 12storey block of flats...stupid little twat.
fuck dude, thats brutal

ive heard a few stories of ppl dying from that kinda shit

if they're going like 70/80 that bolt hits them at some deadly speed :lol: