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An effortless joint lock that completely disables him, and allows you to look him in the eye as he begs to be released is probably your best bet.
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My uncle used to beat the shit out of me when I was like 11 or 12, face it, 11 yo's can get mouthy. One time I taped a brand new bar of soap to my upper arm/deltoid, underneath my shirt. I started mouthing off to him and he punched me in the arm. The punch loudly broke the bar of soap in half with a loud snap, and he thought he had broken my arm. Was jokes. But jokes was on me, because where the bar split, it pulled the skin apart to the point that my skin ripped. Still worth it for the look on his face for that SNAP.

NWJ True Story #34

rayman612 wrote:ehb's new england white guilt is showing

ray's jealousy is showing

OGLemon wrote:child = 3/5 of a human
imo

At what point do you really become human then? Tbf I think person is the more appropriate term here, nonetheless, what are the five fifths?

tbh if agent left dsf i'd prolly stop coming here.. the spirit of snh imo

thats a lot of abbreviations

me and my dad got in a fistfight when I was 17. I totally had it comin tho. Just being a little shit.

Holy shit though he came at me and I uppercut him right In the stomach as hard as I could and it didn't even phase him. That old man strength b2b dad bod. That's when I knew I was fucked.

Glad you're alive.

The inverse of that, my 9yo little girl has like mastered iron palm technique. She can crush bones with those dainty little hands.

ultraspatial wrote:best age to hit a child is while it's still in the womb imo

fucking hell dead

love this conga bumps

these agent threads.

how did i miss this thread?

once i throw a kid to a bin and closed it. I swear the kid was a next level tnuc and deserved even more

btw did you get to hit him?

Hmmm, you could do what my brothers always did to me and just destroy his favourite possession by 'accident'.

Or tape him to a chair and force him to watch the most violent, scary film you can find.

Or fart in a small dark cupboard constantly for ages under the stairs and them chuck him in it and hold the door closed.

Or make him play dodge the rocks.



God, I hate my brothers....

DiegoSapiens wrote:how did i miss this thread?

once i thrower i kid to a bin and closed it. I swear the kid was a next level tnuc and deserved even more

fam

what's the worst thing he did?

We used to do that at one of my old schools. By 'we' I mean various groups of people would stick their mates in dumpsters and push them around so they couldn't get out lol.

Harkat wrote:

DiegoSapiens wrote:how did i miss this thread?

once i thrower i kid to a bin and closed it. I swear the kid was a next level tnuc and deserved even more

fam

what's the worst thing he did?

He was always winding me up and then running away wjen i was tryimg to catch him. That day i surpised him on a corner

did he make you lick a white dog turd

wouldn't hit a kid below 16
but I'd hug em to death if they were psycho enough

One of my students was threatening to hit me and slap me in class and I just told him to sit down because he's weak. The little shit would get a smackdown with some locks though if he tried anything I think

calm

test_recordings wrote:One of my students was threatening to hit me and slap me in class and I just told him to sit down because he's weak.

amazing

DiegoSapiens wrote:btw did you get to hit him?

This, I need some closure!