Ninja Haiku

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:07 pm

lol, i did english
AS level of course i
know haikus you bitch

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:11 pm

Yes, he knows Haikus
Well, the syllabic rules, but
Lacks creative skill.

Harkat · Post by **Harkat** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:15 pm

Been considering
Buying a 5 panel hat
Tru hed status lost

Can't deny my self
See, as I love Source Direct
It is who I am

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:17 pm

magma please fuck off
your haikus are shit and bland
how can you slate mine

Harkat · Post by **Harkat** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:21 pm

M8son needs to find
a connection to the earth
eat organic food

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:23 pm

i say fuck the earth
also fuck organic food
damn hippy fuckers

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:24 pm

"Ow my balls", he said,
as he nailed down his scrotum,
Red Square, nevermore...

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:38 pm

m8son wrote:my hate for hippies
is increasing by the day
i want them all dead

hippies make haikus
do not shoot the messenger
you know that it's true

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:43 pm

fuck hippies hippies
i said fuck fucking hippies
fuck hippies hippies

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:44 pm

m8son wrote:magma please fuck off
your haikus are shit and bland
how can you slate mine

Sorry, it's home time
Got to go and get dick sucked
Enjoy your e-friends.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:28 pm

Shit, I told you bro
I warned you about the stairs
it keeps happening

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:04 am

I can't write haikus
which is probably good news.
I'll leave it to youse.

Instead:

poetry ain't syllable
or rhyming J Dilla bull
(i.e. if billable)

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:04 pm

what's going on here?
another strange thread
wub is a weirdo

Nihilism · Post by **Nihilism** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:23 pm

wub is mad,
he pissed in his pants,
fuck this shit.

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:18 am

Christ wept, you fuckwits
Those two weren't even haikus
This is a haiku.

Nihilism · Post by **Nihilism** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:29 am

Magma with his girl,
Selling shampoo for the black hair,
Love you so much.