Full English ninjas

[skimpi]

yes mate i am fully english

[Liam92]

you wanna know the people i hate?

you know when u wake up scared for your life, your mouth feels like a desert landscape and your stomach feels like a whirlpool of poison...

them ppl who think its a GOOD idea to go get a fucking full english lathered in salt and enough oil to service a lorry

nah my m8, drink ur fucking water, make a salad, and get the fuck back to bed.

Pffffttt thought you were supposed to be a #lad?

Salad? That's the girliest hangover food I've ever heard, lettuce when you're hungover?

#pansy

[ezza]

Either all of you are athletes or you are taking in too much protein.

what u mean?

[ezza]

you wanna know the people i hate?

you know when u wake up scared for your life, your mouth feels like a desert landscape and your stomach feels like a whirlpool of poison...

them ppl who think its a GOOD idea to go get a fucking full english lathered in salt and enough oil to service a lorry

nah my m8, drink ur fucking water, make a salad, and get the fuck back to bed.

Pffffttt thought you were supposed to be a #lad?

Salad? That's the girliest hangover food I've ever heard, lettuce when you're hungover?

#pansy

fuck.

i am starting a new breed of #lad anyways

beers, slags, art installations, and a healthy diet

[jaydot]

Fuck black pudding!

also, what is white pudding? lol

didn't know it was a ting tbh

[jaydot]

double post

[Liam92]

^you're ruining it. Nothing is more #lad than heart disease and diabetes.

[ezza]

salad is sick

just man it up with some pine seeds and pancetta

[jaydot]

salad is sick

just man it up with some pine seeds and pancetta

You won't get no fanny eating salad. Maybe a rabbit will nuzzle you or some shit but that's about it..

[Liam92]

salad is sick

just man it up with some pine seeds and pancetta

hmmm, maybe if you instagram salad with some inspirational quotes by Arnold Schwarzenegger you can continue to be a #lad

#eatinggreen #keepinglean #nevergiveup

[ezza]

loool salad is like a magnet for the poon u twat jaydot

my prawn, lemon and leaf salad makes gal drain

[syrup]

who the fuck eats a steak for breakfast ffs

[kidshuffle]

This thread is just more proof that legitimate english cuisine is wack

All about amurrican steak and eggs for breakfast boiii

aren't you canadian u bitty...

yes djoe branston is better wordddddd

although gotta say when i get a full english i always seem to get way more beans than i want

black pudding is piff doe

What's that have to do with anything? Canadian breakfasts are still 100 times better than any british shit, but nothing beats steak and eggs.

[Liam92]

loool salad is like a magnet for the poon u twat jaydot

my prawn, lemon and leaf salad makes gal drain

http://www.graze.com/uk

I notice gymlads been enjoying these recently, so maybe you can upscale to some of this?

[ezza]

graze are too small portions for me

i did get them a few times

i hate small meals - fuck the 6 a day bollocks i just eat 2 fucking massive ones

[Liam92]

graze are too small portions for me

i did get them a few times

i hate small meals - fuck the 6 a day bollocks i just eat 2 fucking massive ones

Any #lad buying things described as "guilt-free" should be forced to forfeit their penis imo.

[DiegoSapiens]

nothing like bread with olive oil, tomato and jam on serrano

[DiegoSapiens]

churros are delicious too

[rockonin]

Churros are nice but are not common or easy to find in England, especially fresh ones.

[nobody]

Greasy food gives me the shits every time