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Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:48 pm
by skimpi
yes mate i am fully english
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:52 pm
by Liam92
Agent 47 wrote:you wanna know the people i hate?
you know when u wake up scared for your life, your mouth feels like a desert landscape and your stomach feels like a whirlpool of poison...
them ppl who think its a GOOD idea to go get a fucking full english lathered in salt and enough oil to service a lorry
nah my m8, drink ur fucking water, make a salad, and get the fuck back to bed.
Pffffttt thought you were supposed to be a #lad?
Salad? That's the girliest hangover food I've ever heard, lettuce when you're hungover?
#pansy
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:55 pm
by ezza
AxeD wrote:Either all of you are athletes or you are taking in too much protein.
what u mean?
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:56 pm
by ezza
Liam92 wrote:Agent 47 wrote:you wanna know the people i hate?
you know when u wake up scared for your life, your mouth feels like a desert landscape and your stomach feels like a whirlpool of poison...
them ppl who think its a GOOD idea to go get a fucking full english lathered in salt and enough oil to service a lorry
nah my m8, drink ur fucking water, make a salad, and get the fuck back to bed.
Pffffttt thought you were supposed to be a #lad?
Salad? That's the girliest hangover food I've ever heard, lettuce when you're hungover?
#pansy
fuck.
i am starting a new breed of #lad anyways
beers, slags, art installations, and a healthy diet
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:57 pm
by jaydot
nobody wrote:Fuck black pudding!
also, what is white pudding? lol
didn't know it was a ting tbh
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:57 pm
by jaydot
double post
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:59 pm
by Liam92
^you're ruining it. Nothing is more #lad than heart disease and diabetes.
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:01 pm
by ezza
salad is sick
just man it up with some pine seeds and pancetta
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:02 pm
by jaydot
Agent 47 wrote:salad is sick
just man it up with some pine seeds and pancetta
You won't get no fanny eating salad. Maybe a rabbit will nuzzle you or some shit but that's about it..
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:06 pm
by Liam92
Agent 47 wrote:salad is sick
just man it up with some pine seeds and pancetta
hmmm, maybe if you instagram salad with some inspirational quotes by Arnold Schwarzenegger you can continue to be a #lad
#eatinggreen #keepinglean #nevergiveup
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:07 pm
by ezza
loool salad is like a magnet for the poon u twat jaydot
my prawn, lemon and leaf salad makes gal drain
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:07 pm
by syrup
who the fuck eats a steak for breakfast ffs
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:10 pm
by kidshuffle
RKM wrote:kidshuffle wrote:This thread is just more proof that legitimate english cuisine is wack
All about amurrican steak and eggs for breakfast boiii
aren't you canadian u bitty...
yes djoe branston is better wordddddd
although gotta say when i get a full english i always seem to get way more beans than i want
black pudding is piff doe
What's that have to do with anything? Canadian breakfasts are still 100 times better than any british shit, but nothing beats steak and eggs.
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:13 pm
by Liam92
Agent 47 wrote:loool salad is like a magnet for the poon u twat jaydot
my prawn, lemon and leaf salad makes gal drain
http://www.graze.com/uk
I notice gymlads been enjoying these recently, so maybe you can upscale to some of this?
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:19 pm
by ezza
graze are too small portions for me
i did get them a few times
i hate small meals - fuck the 6 a day bollocks
i just eat 2 fucking massive ones
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:22 pm
by Liam92
Agent 47 wrote:graze are too small portions for me
i did get them a few times
i hate small meals - fuck the 6 a day bollocks
i just eat 2 fucking massive ones
Any #lad buying things described as "guilt-free" should be forced to forfeit their penis imo.
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:24 pm
by DiegoSapiens
nothing like bread with olive oil, tomato and jam on serrano
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:25 pm
by DiegoSapiens
churros are delicious too
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:42 pm
by rockonin
Churros are nice but are not common or easy to find in England, especially fresh ones.
Re: Full English ninjas
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:48 pm
by nobody
Greasy food gives me the shits every time