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Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:22 pm
by DiegoSapiens
Fireworks and shit was my passion too
RUN WHILE YOU CAN
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:32 pm
by topmo3
i've consciously, by choice only killed really small bugs like flies and mosquitoes, nowadays just mostly mosquitoes and banana flies or whatever the super tiny ones are called that appear when u don't take the trash out or leave beer / soda bottles lying around
everything even slightly bigger (such as a fly) i take outside
i may have killed some really small animals when i've ran over em without knowing with a car
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:35 pm
by topmo3
finji wrote:accidentally stood on one of my gerbils once when I was a kid
crunch, squeak, and tears.

grim as fuck
i'm sorry for u
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:45 pm
by dickman69
who are the 3 ppl whove nvr killed anything?
didnt realize the dalai lama jesus and gandhi were on dsf
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:47 pm
by OGLemon
gandhi was about that life
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:52 pm
by Phigure
I go out of my way not to kill moths, spiders, and shit like that. I get a cup and rescue the little cnuts
No remorse for mosquitoes though. And ants if they're invading the kitchen counter
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:53 pm
by hifi
was talking to this guy about how he wouldnt even hurt a fly, so i asked if a mosquito landed on him what he would do, said hed kill it lol fuccer
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:57 pm
by magma
Insects don't fucking COUNT.
I'm probably coming back as a mosquito for this.
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:01 pm
by dickman69
tbh any r-selected species shouldnt count
Trees b2b large mammals/birds only
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:02 pm
by SignalRecon
topmo3 wrote:i've consciously, by choice only killed really small bugs like flies and mosquitoes, nowadays just mostly mosquitoes and banana flies or whatever the super tiny ones are called that appear when u don't take the trash out or leave beer / soda bottles lying around
everything even slightly bigger (such as a fly) i take outside
i may have killed some really small animals when i've ran over em without knowing with a car
^ Ye I just take stuff outside except for flies. I don't bother spiders, i always leave them be because none are dangerous in Canada and they are helpful predators, I started doing that and observing a small spider as an exercise to rid myself of arachnophobia. It worked really well, observed it over 2 years and saw it spawn a family and numerous amazing plot twists. I time-lined most of it on snapchat before DSF times. There were great moments over that period. Once when an other crew from the furnace room tried to invade the living room and the mom spider murdered 2 cellar spiders, then one big one came and cannibalized some of her babies, there was only one healthy one left and at one point near the end of the moms life she left the one healthy spider with 10+ fruit fly corpses and went out to the furnace room and I never saw it again. (Spiders live roughly 2 years I think). The one left spawned an entire family that stood guard until I moved out. There were a few beefs between 2-3 of them where they killed each other to compete for food during the last winter.
I fucking hate flies though, I'll murder a fly in a second, or per the usual feed to a local spider. Flies are just assholes that buzz around for 2-3 days hoping you die in their lifespan so they can lay eggs inside you. Fuck that noise bud.
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:07 pm
by magma
^^ I did that with spiders. Hated them as a kid, but I finally decided it was better to have one in the corner of my bedroom all summer than it was to deal with flybites. I like them now as long as they DON'T FUCKING MOVE. Too unpredictable.
Also, the word scuttle is inherently traumatic.
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:11 pm
by rickyarbino
ThomasEll wrote:Thought this was gonna be a thread about people admitting to be serial killers, didn't realise that it was going to be serial bug killers.
You're still allowed to confess, T.
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:31 pm
by nobody
I shot a few birds with an air rifle, shot a human with a blow dart, i also shot a human with an air pistol, my GCSE English teacher gave it to me for my birthday lol
edit - the humans didn't die, the birds did
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:02 pm
by particle-jim
I killed some trouts that I caught
is the plural of trout trout? Trouts sounds weird
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:07 pm
by lloydnoise
decapitated a bird with a spade cos my cat half mauled it to death. GF wouldnt let me shoot it in the head
i buy a lot of dead insects on the internet, mainly moths, couldnt kill one tho
will kill any fly because they are disgusting prks
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:09 pm
by dickman69
If anything this thread proves you shouldnt let cats outside
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:09 pm
by ezza
lloydnoise wrote:
i buy a lot of dead insects on the internet, mainly moths, couldnt kill one tho
why lol
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:11 pm
by leyenda
Nothing that exciting, bugs and fish like half the people in the thread.
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:11 pm
by Forum
nobody wrote:my GCSE English teacher gave it to me for my birthday lol
That's some grooming shit...
Re: Have you?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:15 pm
by topmo3
dickman69 wrote:If anything this thread proves you shouldnt let cats outside
lol i was just thinking this
iirc i've already made it clear for erryone on this forum how i feel about cats and their irrefutable impact on actual nature
