hubb wrote:it's one big (awesome) homo erotic metaphor
light saber (dick of light)
death star (butt of evil)
twinkest ever guy called skywalker
'uncle' yoda
*im your dad*
the incestervention with the obvs lesbian sister
force
x-wing (obvs another kind of butt)
the most dashing probable lady killer in there is called hands solo
chew back-er
gimp bloke called bubba
the naughtiest guy in there is basically 1:1 of our pope
pussy being shown as that evil devouring hole in the third one
ewoks are like little twinky bears
german militant undertones and s/m costumes
the least gay bit is c3po and he's the very definition of that sort of closeted camp 1950-80s kind of never getting to terms but obviously gay, man ever .
You should go to their comicon desk and tell them your theory.
Re: star wars the force awakens trailer
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:47 pm
by nowaysj
hubb wrote:it's one big (awesome) homo erotic metaphor
light saber (dick of light)
death star (butt of evil)
twinkest ever guy called skywalker
'uncle' yoda
*im your dad*
the incestervention with the obvs lesbian sister
force
x-wing (obvs another kind of butt)
the most dashing probable lady killer in there is called hands solo
chew back-er
gimp bloke called bubba
the naughtiest guy in there is basically 1:1 of our pope
pussy being shown as that evil devouring hole in the third one
ewoks are like little twinky bears
german militant undertones and s/m costumes
the least gay bit is c3po and he's the very definition of that sort of closeted camp 1950-80s kind of never getting to terms but obviously gay, man ever .
This is so accurate, it is scary. Even check my video of a star wars game, "Exhaust Port Ahead." We know we're talking about chocolate exhaust.
nowaysj wrote:
But you've got one mistake, the x wing is obvs a penis, r2 is your nuts when you're about to blast off. Thing is a shaft with a dick head, come on:
hubb wrote:german militant undertones and s/m costumes
I watched these movies in the early 80's with some serious NY jews, and they were definitely picking up on the izan vibe. I was like peoow peoow blasters, light sabers, they were like, "fucking izan's" kind of brought it home how bad the izan's sucked, but they did look good sucking it.
Re: star wars the force awakens trailer
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:59 pm
by SignalRecon
This got good. Gj guys. #TeamAsspipeExhaust
Re: star wars the force awakens trailer
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:34 pm
by hubb
Chocolate exhaust
Thing about the x wing is just that they chase this huge x through the sky with their rocketships but yeah I concur !
I watched these movies in the early 80's with some serious NY jews, and they were definitely picking up on the izan vibe. I was like peoow peoow blasters, light sabers, they were like, "fucking izan's" kind of brought it home how bad the izan's sucked, but they did look good sucking it.
Re: star wars the force awakens trailer
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:37 pm
by hubb
dansci wrote:
You should go to their comicon desk and tell them your theory.
Think what it could do to a psyche if you got beat up by like that youtube starwars kid
I've been at a thing similar to comicon but with d&d and stuff (for 20 mins or so )
was proper terrifying stuff seeing those people gathered lol
Re: star wars the force awakens trailer
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:07 pm
by dansci
hubb wrote:
dansci wrote:
You should go to their comicon desk and tell them your theory.
Think what it could do to a psyche if you got beat up by like that youtube starwars kid
I've been at a thing similar to comicon but with d&d and stuff (for 20 mins or so )
was proper terrifying stuff seeing those people gathered lol
Use this for reference
Re: star wars the force awakens trailer
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:36 pm
by nowaysj
Lol, related vid is vid I sampled for this over 3 years ago, that is random:
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