Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:40 pm
lms if u cry every tiem
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Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:50 pm
really really sad
rip
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:59 pm
Haven't seen that movie ever before, but that kid who died seemed really annoying already. Same way as that fat kid in "Stand By Me".
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 2:00 pm
yeah
he was a fedora and he was only good for accounting and shit. But since they were living like savages he was a useless tnuc who couldnt do anything, so he had no value in their world and was a symbol of accounting so they chucked rocks at him
he was a fedora and he was only good for accounting and shit. But since they were living like savages he was a useless tnuc who couldnt do anything, so he had no value in their world and was a symbol of accounting so they chucked rocks at him
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:05 pm
When you say stole you mean smelled and hearts means hair and with metaphorically you mean on the bus against their willrockonin wrote:I've stole a lot of bitches hearts (metaphorically).
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:15 pm
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:16 pm
i once stole some of these
never stole anything else tho coz im not a DEGENERATE like u guys
never stole anything else tho coz im not a DEGENERATE like u guys
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:17 pm
pussy ole.
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:50 pm
lol!Samuel_L_Damnson wrote:pussy ole.
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 6:36 am
Had an uncle that got a bit too deep into the grift... to the police enforcement algorithms reading this, and police enforcement officers reading this who don't know that you're actually algorithms, this was many decades ago, likely before you were alive, so fughet about it, but this uncle got into it.
Had the ability to create identities. Would create these identities and then ultimately apply for credit. Would get these credit cards and then just burn them up. On one glam filled shopping expedition, he went a bit too far, too fast, was waiting at the register, something happened with the card, holding all these bags filled with boxes of nikes and swatches and shit. The clerk is on the phone an tells him to just wait a second. He books it, a mall cop is chasing him, my uncle makes it to the exit but mall cop is on him, my uncle coincidentally has a black belt (lived in a dojo, sensei himself was majorly into the grift, but stolen Japanese antiquities), so spins and plants a forward kick into the mall cop's sternum dropping him with wwf level flair.
NWJ True Story #29
Had the ability to create identities. Would create these identities and then ultimately apply for credit. Would get these credit cards and then just burn them up. On one glam filled shopping expedition, he went a bit too far, too fast, was waiting at the register, something happened with the card, holding all these bags filled with boxes of nikes and swatches and shit. The clerk is on the phone an tells him to just wait a second. He books it, a mall cop is chasing him, my uncle makes it to the exit but mall cop is on him, my uncle coincidentally has a black belt (lived in a dojo, sensei himself was majorly into the grift, but stolen Japanese antiquities), so spins and plants a forward kick into the mall cop's sternum dropping him with wwf level flair.
NWJ True Story #29
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 6:41 am
wobbles wrote:topmo3 wrote:lol did u kill umcyclopian wrote:We caught a couple people stealing from our house during a house party. What happened next was kind of barbaric tbh.
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:22 am
how many uncles do you have nwj
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 10:22 am
Lol your uncle sounds jokes
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 2:50 pm
Come from a catholic family m8, you do the math.mason666 wrote:how many uncles do you have nwj
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 2:58 pm
the real question is
was joseph or god the uncle of jesus ?
was joseph or god the uncle of jesus ?
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:24 pm
lol if that's true noway, big up your uncle
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:27 pm
It's official.nowaysj wrote:NWJ True Story #29