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badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:25 am

you must be forgetting the great meat war of 1789. an army of a million bacon rashers was slaughtered by a much better equipped force of 60,000 glazed hams. a very sad day in history, we must learn from it so that it never happens again

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:29 am

You had to bring up that ol' chestnut, eh? Of course when put up against hams (glazed no less!!!!), bacon doesnt stand a chance, but in most situations the addition of bacon does mean success. Bacon vs Ham will always turn out that way, although its always a very close battle.

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:32 am

badger wrote:you must be forgetting the great meat war of 1789. an army of a million bacon rashers was slaughtered by a much better equipped force of 60,000 glazed hams. a very sad day in history, we must learn from it so that it never happens again

Don't be so silly, that never happened. That was made up by pro-beef propoganda engine trying to cause factions within the Church Of Ham.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:32 am

this was battle was nothing less than a massacre. such a senseless loss.
when will we learn?!

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:34 am

datura wrote:
badger wrote:you must be forgetting the great meat war of 1789. an army of a million bacon rashers was slaughtered by a much better equipped force of 60,000 glazed hams. a very sad day in history, we must learn from it so that it never happens again
Don't be so silly, that never happened. That was made up by pro-beef propoganda engine trying to cause factions within the Church Of Ham.

another misguided fool subscribing to the whole hamocaust denial trend eh? shame on you!

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:37 am

Stop with your naysayings..all ham and portk based products are equal and always have been and have live in peace with each other from creation to the current day.

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:39 am

*Ex-Ham-Toucher shifts slightly in his grave*

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:40 am

look what you did datura!

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:45 am

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:*Ex-Ham-Toucher shifts slightly in his grave*

stay back

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:51 am

forensix (mcr) wrote:
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:*Ex-Ham-Toucher shifts slightly in his grave*
stay back

lol you have the most finely tuned hamdar

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:53 am

forensix (mcr) wrote:
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:*Ex-Ham-Toucher shifts slightly in his grave*
stay back

Thats a really nice ham!

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:56 am

Looks a little dry to me..

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:57 am

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:Looks a little dry to me..

how dare you question the ham

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:58 am

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:Looks a little dry to me..

BANNED

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:59 am

he's right you know. that first ham does look pretty dry. it's one of those show hams they use in photography. looks really nice at a glace but would be pretty disappointing to the touch

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:00 am

in fact i'm not even sure it's real. looks like one of those plastic food things they have in museums

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:01 am

datura wrote:
HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:Looks a little dry to me..
BANNED

Damn..

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:06 am

Yeah, upon further inspection that may be a show ham. Nothing wrong with that, show hams are hams too. I wonder where its sash and tiara are?

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:11 am

kidlogic wrote:Yeah, upon further inspection that may be a show ham. Nothing wrong with that, show hams are hams too. I wonder where its sash and tiara are?

what are you talking about? show hams aren't even made of ham. where's the joy in that? you might as well be touching a TV or a pen

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:13 am

thou shalt not worship false idols

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