Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:58 pm
i have used your mamma line's once or twice, mainly seems to work on americans.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:59 pm
i just use "Hi, I'm Grand"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:00 pm
works 7 out of 10 times.datura wrote:i just use "Hi, I'm Grand"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:00 pm
never used a chat up line but just got told these ones because bizzarrely they're all talking about chat up lines at work too
"your daddy must have been a drug dealer because you're dope"
"is your daddy a terrorist? because you're the bomb"
"is that a keg up pants because i'd like to tap your ass"
"your daddy must have been a drug dealer because you're dope"
"is your daddy a terrorist? because you're the bomb"
"is that a keg up pants because i'd like to tap your ass"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:01 pm
sorrybadger wrote:
"is that an ass in your pants cause I'd like to stick a tap in it and pour myself a pint"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:03 pm
unfortunately they don't believe me*Grand* wrote:works 7 out of 10 times.datura wrote:i just use "Hi, I'm Grand"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:04 pm
YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG!datura wrote:unfortunately they don't believe me*Grand* wrote:works 7 out of 10 times.datura wrote:i just use "Hi, I'm Grand"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:15 pm
"can i stick my dick in your arse?"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:20 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.
I have no idea when im going to stop finding that funny.
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.
I have no idea when im going to stop finding that funny.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:22 pm
Hopefully never, but when you do you must leave the SNH. Sorry, didnt make the rules...The Wiggle Baron wrote:Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.
I have no idea when im going to stop finding that funny.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:26 pm
Made me chuckleThe Wiggle Baron wrote:Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.
I have no idea when im going to stop finding that funny.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:29 pm
''If music be the food of love, how come you listen to so much music all the time?''
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:40 pm
"Come on, let's go and find your parents"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:41 pm
SMH.pk- wrote:"Come on, let's go and find your parents"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:41 pm
Cant go around stealing mans acronym
SMD.
SMD.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:42 pm
no homo?Vonboyage wrote:SMD.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:42 pm
Yes, sorry
No homo
No homo
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:42 pm
does that one work? seems a bit too cryptic...Vonboyage wrote:Cant go around stealing mans acronym
SMD.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:42 pm
pk- wrote:"Come on, let's go and find your parents"
haha
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:43 pm
Metalface u did it again...