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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:39 am
by datura
Shonky wrote:boomnoise wrote:surely all you need in life is a spork.
cutting things up is for losers.
Get food pre-cut and preferably pre-chewed then you can do away with teeth too.
Spork synchronicity - whodathunkit
or liquidised so you can sup it through a straw?
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:39 am
by delendi
a spork with a cerated edge would be the answer to all of life's cutlery problems. a sporfe.
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:41 am
by shonky
Delendi wrote:a spork with a cerated edge would be the answer to all of life's cutlery problems. a sporfe.
Knoork might sell better in Holland
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:41 am
by pk-
what about the forspife
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:43 am
by datura
where can i buy it?
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:46 am
by pk-
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:47 am
by delendi
life is complete!
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:48 am
by datura
Delendi wrote:life is complete!
now i just need a life
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:50 am
by delendi
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:55 am
by delendi
i have finally finished putting all of this:
onto itunes and now can sleep
night spork enthusiasts...
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:56 am
by datura
Delendi wrote:
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:46 am
by amykamala
datura wrote:Delendi wrote:i like forks. i like how they're pointy. i really do quite like cutlery.
i need to patent my spoon with a serrated edge to be called 'knifey-spoony'.
forks will just become redundant.
i am sorry to be the bearer of potentially devastating news but i believe that has already been invented and it's called a grapefruit spoon
unless you meant SERIOUSLY serrated
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:06 am
by deamonds
Thomas wrote:Last time this was posted, everyone could read it. where did you get 55%?
The Daily Sport, such a realible reasource
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:18 am
by *grand*
deamonds wrote:Thomas wrote:Last time this was posted, everyone could read it. where did you get 55%?
The Daily Sport, such a realible reasource
well i guess the majority of us are in the 55% bracket... the question that should be asked is, just how well can you read it?
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:24 am
by blizzardmusic
Yellow hammer for me.
I read the writing quick though.
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:30 pm
by BaronVon
Red spade
I can also read the Weasels script. I have always known that im special
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:48 pm
by feasible_weasel
Delendi wrote:i have finally finished putting all of this:
onto itunes and now can sleep
night spork enthusiasts...
must have tkn ages
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:50 pm
by delendi
many hours. probably should've started before 11pm. or stopped at midnight and done the rest later. ah well, i'm all brazilianed up now. anyone want any?
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:39 pm
by bright maroon
orange ratchet
..a socket wrench is specifically what I pictured though..these..of the ratchet functioning principle..
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:41 pm
by hera
blue saw