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Ive always thought chavs are those little boy racer cocks who kit out there banger-cars to make them look fresh but they still look shit, shag really ugly blonde girls who have orange skin and say "Narr what I mean" at the end of every sentence.

tempest wrote:yeah we got basically the same thing in aus, 'lads'... basically trouble makers wearing their hats high off their forehead complete with stripey polo, nike shorts and trainers... Wouldn't have a problem with em if they didn't bash so many peeps on the regular

sorry but i just imagine them with some crocodile dundee accent

"thats not a knife... THIS is a knife"

"no, thats not thats a spoon"

"oh i see you've played knifey-spooney before"

Legendary wrote:Ive always thought chavs are those little boy racer cocks who kit out there banger-cars to make them look fresh but they still look shit, shag really ugly blonde girls who have orange skin and say "Narr what I mean" at the end of every sentence.

thats basically me except i dont drive and the girls aren't really ugly, narr what i mean?

haha I wish I had some kind of youtube example for ya...

pretty much an urban crocodile dundee with severe adhd and a problem with huffing paint, swearing and violence

Diss04 wrote:

Legendary wrote:Ive always thought chavs are those little boy racer cocks who kit out there banger-cars to make them look fresh but they still look shit, shag really ugly blonde girls who have orange skin and say "Narr what I mean" at the end of every sentence.

thats basically me except i dont drive and the girls aren't really ugly, narr what i mean?

I knew this, I was gunna say "Just like Essex boys"


But it goes without saying


Narrr i'm joking mate, you're safe.

lol i'm keeping my eye on you sunshine.

Diss04 wrote:

tempest wrote:yeah we got basically the same thing in aus, 'lads'... basically trouble makers wearing their hats high off their forehead complete with stripey polo, nike shorts and trainers... Wouldn't have a problem with em if they didn't bash so many peeps on the regular

sorry but i just imagine them with some crocodile dundee accent

"thats not a knife... THIS is a knife"

"no, thats not thats a spoon"

"oh i see you've played knifey-spooney before"

lol mick dundee has the worlds biggest kitchen!

all the utensils are bigger

Santy wrote:I prefer the word scally =]

this refers to ppl from a specific region.
manchester, i think, or maybe liverpool.
they all look the same to me.

mcr is a prk

hera wrote:mcr is a prk

fofo isn't even here to read our (badly spelt ) insults anymore

ur going to have knobheads where ever u go and in all sections of society. thats what they need to be called "knobheads", "twats", "stnuc", not "chavs" or woteva, its almost cringe worthy how people like to continue this kinda segregation.

u have firms who like to fight at football matches, u have governments who like to invade other countries. its all real. there are nice people in this world and there are stnuc in this world. thats what the stnuc need to be recognised as stnuc. not a billion other different names.

its like the annoying little shit at a childrens nursery. when he causes a problem, instead of wagging ur finger at him and calling him a naughty boy, he needs to be pulled out from the rest of the nice children and made to sit on his own until hes made to feel like a fucking twat for throwing jam at one of the other kids or wotever. THATS THE ROOT OF EVIL - someone thinking they are ENTITLED to do something negative to another person, just cos they can

ALEKS ZEN wrote:THATS THE ROOT OF EVIL - someone thinking they are ENTITLED to do something negative to another person, just cos they can

very good point. that seems to be the problem with kids these days. all this happy-clapping "aren't kids wonderful" even though they're little shits attitude that so many parents seem to have these days. kids grow up thinking the world owes them something and end up finding out the hard way that they aren't anything special. todays problem children are tomorrows criminals, and a lot of it stems from lax parenting

Mr Hyde wrote:I wouldn't think hoody and baggy stuff/trainers look is really chav look, I get called it by friends and suppose you could bring a whole class thing into it but dont think its really about money...to me your classic chav look is someone trying to look a bit like football hooligan clothes- reebok classics, sovvies, gold chain, thin nike cap, striped polo shirt. probably cost a fair bit to look like that, they're doing it on purpose to have a certain look so probably quite like the label!

This^^^^

eLBe wrote:yes, I say it, but it more specific than wearing a hoodie, its not about clothing, wealth or class, its the way a particular section of society acts and thinks. Its that rudeboy, alco pop, bing drinking, spend more money on my car than my car is worth, arrogant, malicious....just nasty piece of work typ of pople, usually found in small towns/suburbs.

course there are steriotypes, like wearing burrberry, but I don't belive in steriotyping people, yet if I meet someone and the fill the criteria then calling them a chav is credible

THis aswell; ^^ I do agree with not using as dergoatory but it is usually the violent types who choose to dress like this regardless of class!

adisize wrote:

Mr Hyde wrote:I wouldn't think hoody and baggy stuff/trainers look is really chav look, I get called it by friends and suppose you could bring a whole class thing into it but dont think its really about money...to me your classic chav look is someone trying to look a bit like football hooligan clothes- reebok classics, sovvies, gold chain, thin nike cap, striped polo shirt. probably cost a fair bit to look like that, they're doing it on purpose to have a certain look so probably quite like the label!

This^^^^

seconded...
Bear in mind its a name for a type of person just like emo or goth or Nu-Rave, and is, imo, no way offensive, as its simply the naem that describes the typoe of person they LOOK like...

Thin Cap, dripping with gold, reebok classics, Polo Shirt full tracksuit and a rottweiler = Chav..

/\ /\ /\ "townie" or "trev" in my book.

Bedward wrote:/\ /\ /\ "townie" or "trev" in my book.

aahhh its all the same man, Townie, trev, Scally, NED, Chav...minor regional differences.

Bedward wrote:/\ /\ /\ "townie" or "trev" in my book.

ok heres a wee test, what woudl you calss this guy as?

frebentos wrote:

Bedward wrote:/\ /\ /\ "townie" or "trev" in my book.

aahhh its all the same man, Townie, trev, Scally, NED, Chav...minor regional differences.

but a scally is a mancunian and a chav is a gyppo.

frebentos wrote:

Bedward wrote:/\ /\ /\ "townie" or "trev" in my book.

ok heres a wee test, what woudl you calss this guy as?

a post-ironic break-core punk-ass smack-head.







that's my dad.