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pk- wrote:I missed this train by about 4 or 5 minutes on my way to school



31 people died

Lucky fucker, i read bout this.

SD5 wrote:^fuck me, that's rad
hole in the tummy
almost as bad as a hole in the aura induced by smackage.

yeah, was pretty nuts. kind of an 'out of this world' experience. every nurse i had was super hot too... kind of awesome

and now i eat well. win win

manray wrote:That's cool with me, I ain't trying to beef with no big internet don like yourself haha. Anyway....

Safeeee. Out to all the near misses. All about living for today... never know what is gonna happen tommorow.

hahaha big up the cynical keyboard gangsters innit manray!!

i have been facing the death after a black magic, for real, after that so many things changed in my life.

^so have yr legs fallen off or somethink?

Bad chicken burger (one bite) fucked me up proper for a few months, few weeks in the hospital.

nothing recently but my first few years where close, Kidney Cancer nearly took me before I was even 2yrs at got sent throu a car windscreen when I was about 5.

What a sheltered life I lead. I've got nothing that counts as a close shave really, I've never even broken a bone!

Out to the boring ninjas!

no, just this evil things come and try to throw me out of my body

kins83 wrote:What a sheltered life I lead. I've got nothing that counts as a close shave really, I've never even broken a bone!

Out to the boring ninjas!

my mate has the same problem, apparently he is scared of razor blades, scruff looking fuk.

i almost got shot by a filipino gangster in boston cuz he thought i was someone else, while he was fucked on meth

Had a gun put down my throat for my mobile when I was about 14? haha.. bout it really, just close clips with a car or two and almost ran over by few cars from being really tired and just walking slowly across roads..

when i was 10 i fell off a rope swing and landed inches away from an upwards facing, very sharp 3 feet long root poking out of the ground.

hardcore swinging for real bruv

Aw wtf
we're always just missing death:
2 secs after you cross a road, a car tools by
yu get into a lift that shortly after isn't there,
put knife in a toaster that was electrified just before


it's all in the timing

Was in the back of a car full car after seeing dj shadow and cut chemist.

Going round a bend the back of the car started to slide out and the driver hit the brakes, big no no if you know how to drive properly, and spun the wheel to correct.

We end up doing a 180, smashing into the side barricade doing another 180 and ending up in the middle of the highway. I was last to get out of the car and as im standing about meter away from it another car plows into our car and another just misses me in the other lane.

SD5 wrote: Anybody on here got close to drowning?

Yeah, big wave and I suddenly lost the ground under my feet and went under (I was 11 or so). My cousin dragged me out.

Also, was racing bicycles downhill, got into a skid on a layer of sand and hit my head on the ground, not too far from the kerb. I think dreads I had at the time saved me from serious injury

Oh, and Badger tried to strangle me last Friday.

ch3 wrote:Oh, and Badger tried to strangle me last Friday.

Haha

with a mob in a combi driving overnight to tiphareth weekend
I wake up behind driver as we're leaving the road
doing 90 kph, rapidly going perp on a cutting.
Driver & everyone else asleep.

Still amazed at my presence of mind...tapped driver lightly on shoulder,
whilst watching world go vert over his shoulder,
& whispered in his ear: "Ummmmm....you'd better wake up."

and so he did,
with a yelp & a yank of the steering wheel,
pulling a giant ollie off the lip
& dropping back onto the road

suddenly everyone was very wide awake
and stayed that way.



Then there's noahs.

ch3 wrote: Oh, and Badger tried to strangle me last Friday.

It was a pretty rubbish attempt though!

ts good to be alive but boring if you don't appreciate it.

Now how about being around for other's going?
e.g.
I'm blowing into the lungs of an ex-Luftwaffe pilot as he turns cold and hard.
Suddenly something leaves him,
just wafts out of him like a trail of smoke
and with that i know he's gone...dead
and i disengage from his smelly maw.

Turned out he'd won the Iron Cross
but he died from a masive heart attack in an underground carpark in Canberra,
alone but for my passing.
Strange.