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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:12 am
by rendr
Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff, wich is Massive by the way, for the ones who still didn't figure out what C&S used for there eastern jam tune.
Why the hell do people go on about that tune!? I think its shit. I got given a free 8th to download that song for someone a few month ago. The only good thing to do with that song.
And I spouse the humor behind HAM VST is lost on you. I thought it was a good excuse for some poor pig and pork jokes.
And their are better synths than massive.
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:36 am
by danoldboy
Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff, wich is Massive by the way, for the ones who still didn't figure out what C&S used for there eastern jam tune.
Bigup the touchy vegetarian massive.
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:13 pm
by jackieboi
danoldboy wrote:Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff, wich is Massive by the way, for the ones who still didn't figure out what C&S used for there eastern jam tune.
Bigup the touchy vegetarian massive.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:25 pm
by __________
Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff
I LOVE YOU
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:27 pm
by stinjee
Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff, wich is Massive by the way, for the ones who still didn't figure out what C&S used for there eastern jam tune.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo handbags
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:49 pm
by altered state
Newbies can't HAMVST.
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:32 pm
by 3rdeye
huge hearty fucking lol at this thread and the one that preceded it
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:45 pm
by __________
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:27 am
by dysplasia
This joke was funny 6 years ago when kids were asking about how to maek beetz leik teh apex twinz. Now it just seems used like a poor old hooker.
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:56 pm
by Brisance
Altered State wrote:Newbies can't HAMVST.
/b/ is that way -->
EDIT: wtf I thought this thread was newer
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:06 pm
by abZ
Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff, wich is Massive by the way, for the ones who still didn't figure out what C&S used for there eastern jam tune.
Sorry old post I know but is this cat for serious?
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:24 am
by lessthanthree
i lost my copy of hamvst ages ago. i use beefvst for dubstep now, it has a wobblerizer knob shaped like a frog
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:03 am
by jsilver
seriously guys where can you get HAMVST at? ive been searching every torrent site and kazaa and its nowhere to be found! i heard that its able to randomly generate huge angry wobbles with little to no effort!! if it's that good, how come there isnt a torrent ne where?????
\/ ahahaha there's a goldie emote. \/
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:05 am
by b-lam
jsilver wrote:seriously guys where can you get HAMVST at? ive been searching every torrent site and kazaa and its nowhere to be found! i heard that its able to randomly generate huge angry wobbles with little to no effort!! if it's that good, how come there isnt a torrent ne where?????
All the torrents got shut down
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:33 am
by DOOMTROOPER/T40
I managed to get hold of HAMVST:Swine Edition.
So good my wobbles were literally dripping with fat. Proper FAT bass lines with that thing.
Hard to get hold of but if you can get it you will never turn back.
Cheers to the future
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:58 am
by futures_untold
If you're willing to pay for it, digital village, soundcontrol & dolphin music all stock it.
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:18 pm
by lowpass
futures_untold wrote:If you're willing to pay for it, digital village, soundcontrol & dolphin music all stock it.
Yeah right theres no way he can afford it, chase and status could only just get the money together to buy it and thats between 2 of them.
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:21 pm
by futures_untold
Lowpass wrote:futures_untold wrote:If you're willing to pay for it, digital village, soundcontrol & dolphin music all stock it.
Yeah right theres no way he can afford it, chase and status could only just get the money together to buy it and thats between 2 of them.
They do have a student rate and a cheeky rascal rate. You'll need to check the HamVST website for details.
My recollection is that you can dl the .dll directly!
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:43 pm
by altered state
I bought the Christmas Dinner XXL version - its good you get the salt and pepper filters - adds alot of zing and flavour to your ham but gotta be carefull as most cured ham quite salty as it comes.
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:29 pm
by pdomino
Salty parts, yak ... blatantly about the honeyglaze filter.