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Dead Rats wrote:Also, I have explosive diarrhea.

i'm actually laughing in real life, didnt expect that bit to be at the end of your post.

Dead Rats wrote:Also, I have explosive diarrhea.

+1

Mine is the fault of Dominos... AGAIN!

I had to leave the uni library earlier, I was farting so much it became embarrassing....

BEN? wrote:it's all about stealthily taking beer to school in lucozade bottles

This

missedthebus wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:Also, I have explosive diarrhea.

+1

Mine is the fault of Dominos... AGAIN!

I had to leave the uni library earlier, I was farting so much it became embarrassing....

I got mine from an unorthodox mix of Calpol and Red Stripe. I had a really, really bad toothache, so instead of doing the normal thing and going to the dentist, I decided to slam a load of beer and swallow a good couple of man-sized gulps of Calpol. From the bottle, of course - Men don't use a spoon.

Anyway, next day, I was doing dangerous things in the toilet at work. It's been a while since I've actually run to the bathroom, but lemme' tell ya, I would've given fucking Freakazoid a run for his money that day.

thank you dead rats, that was quality mate

DROKKR wrote:thank you dead rats, that was quality mate

The books out soon, brah. Release date; Seventh of Never.

Today, I planned on staying a couple of hours to catch up on some vital paperwork. So far, I've had a shit, drunk 3 cups of coffee, and gazed at about 300 pairs of breasts. My boss is in for quite a shock tomorrow morning.

EDIT: I haven't even opened Excel. Someones computer is going to conveniently crash overnight and lose everything that was worked on!!!

Someone just tried to steal something from Superdrug. Superdrug!

You know life's shit when you've gotta be jacking lipstick and dental floss to get on by...

My boss is going to find a bunch of empty cans laying next to a blank screen when he comes into work in the morning.

How am I not unemployed already?

Dead Rats wrote:My boss is going to find a bunch of empty cans laying next to a blank screen when he comes into work in the morning.

How am I not unemployed already?

Ginger?

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:My boss is going to find a bunch of empty cans laying next to a blank screen when he comes into work in the morning.

How am I not unemployed already?

Ginger?

Yeah, that reply would work if it made any sense whatsoever.

Back to the drawing board, Jewflaps.

Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:My boss is going to find a bunch of empty cans laying next to a blank screen when he comes into work in the morning.

How am I not unemployed already?

Ginger?

Yeah, that reply would work if it made any sense whatsoever.

Back to the drawing board, Jewflaps.

It does, you just need to read between the lines

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:My boss is going to find a bunch of empty cans laying next to a blank screen when he comes into work in the morning.

How am I not unemployed already?

Ginger?

Yeah, that reply would work if it made any sense whatsoever.

Back to the drawing board, Jewflaps.

It does, you just need to read between the lines

This forum's been giving me bare shit lately. Am I the only ginger on it????

Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:My boss is going to find a bunch of empty cans laying next to a blank screen when he comes into work in the morning.

How am I not unemployed already?

Ginger?

Yeah, that reply would work if it made any sense whatsoever.

Back to the drawing board, Jewflaps.

It does, you just need to read between the lines

This forum's been giving me bare shit lately. Am I the only ginger on it????

Sorry babes

Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:My boss is going to find a bunch of empty cans laying next to a blank screen when he comes into work in the morning.

How am I not unemployed already?

Ginger?

Yeah, that reply would work if it made any sense whatsoever.

Back to the drawing board, Jewflaps.

It does, you just need to read between the lines

This forum's been giving me bare shit lately. Am I the only ginger on it????

is it you thats the fucking ginge?

I'm sure i've made my feelings quite clear about you lot before.

i'm not a fascist i just dont like the way you creep about the place with your cheer and happy go lucky attitudes, hitler had the right ideas just aimed them at the wrong people....

MiscreanT wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote: Ginger?

Yeah, that reply would work if it made any sense whatsoever.

Back to the drawing board, Jewflaps.

It does, you just need to read between the lines

This forum's been giving me bare shit lately. Am I the only ginger on it????

is it you thats the fucking ginge?

I'm sure i've made my feelings quite clear about you lot before.

i'm not a fascist i just dont like the way you creep about the place with your cheer and happy go lucky attitudes, hitler had the right ideas just aimed them at the wrong people....

Haha, yeah, that's me. I'm quite go-lucky and ve-...Oh, wait a minute, you're a sock tnuc. I bet at least 15 people in your family are ginger and/or alcoholics.

Dead Rats wrote:

MiscreanT wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote: Yeah, that reply would work if it made any sense whatsoever.

Back to the drawing board, Jewflaps.

It does, you just need to read between the lines

This forum's been giving me bare shit lately. Am I the only ginger on it????

is it you thats the fucking ginge?

I'm sure i've made my feelings quite clear about you lot before.

i'm not a fascist i just dont like the way you creep about the place with your cheer and happy go lucky attitudes, hitler had the right ideas just aimed them at the wrong people....

Haha, yeah, that's me. I'm quite go-lucky and ve-...Oh, wait a minute, you're a sock tnuc. I bet at least 15 people in your family are ginger and/or alcoholics.

looks like theres some romance brewing here...!

Gingers are creepy.

Dead Rats wrote:Men don't use a spoon.

mattron wrote:Gingers are creepy.

Haha. I look like that in some strange, paranormal way. Including the diluted pupils...