Why are the dubstep nights in Newcastle shit?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:43 am

they're shit because they let reprobates like mikey g and firkins into them

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:40 am

i've been to a Heavyweight, it was quite good. i was off my face though.

i fucking loved newcastle for three years but it was getting a bit much towards the end, the amount of bellends in that digital place was staggering

even more than when it was the powerhouse! fnar fnar

firky · Post by **firky** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:24 pm

dubluke wrote:they're shit because they let reprobates like mikey g and firkins into them

I stick to pubs now, mate. Rarely go out in Newcastle's clubs and bars because of the afore mentioned arseholes

Instead I just bide my time for when I am in London or SOUTHEND!!!

SC still goes out but I think that's cos she gets let in for free, gets free drinks and all sorts. She got a free lift home the other night because the cab driver said she was the most beautiful girl he had in his cab

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:36 pm

thing is, arent most clubs in most places full of twats anyway so why should newcastle be any different?

and if you get drunk enough it doesnt really matter

firky · Post by **firky** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:40 pm

You'll find more twats in the Bigg Market than anywhere else on earth.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:48 pm

Firky wrote:You'll find more twats in the Bigg Market than anywhere else on earth.

whats worse is that if the ambulance hadnt arrived she would have been whirled into a taxi as an easy lay for some dude wandering around

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:52 pm

aaahhhhh that red hat behind her sums up everything i hate about...well...just everything i hate i think

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:19 pm

Firky wrote:You'll find more twats in the Bigg Market than anywhere else on earth.

Is it me or does she look like she's pissed herself?

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:18 pm

Firky wrote:You'll find more twats in the Bigg Market than anywhere else on earth.

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I live in Newcastle. I am 25. I have never been to the bigg market yet, I would have thought you could find some scummy hellhole in any city if you look hard enough

firky · Post by **firky** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:20 pm

Capo Ultra wrote:
Firky wrote:You'll find more twats in the Bigg Market than anywhere else on earth.
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I live in Newcastle. I am 25. I have never been to the bigg market yet, I would have thought you could find some scummy hellhole in any city if you look hard enough

I have been two or three times, it's an experience. You should try it - but wear a ben sherman shirt. Yeah there are hell holes in any large city but Newcastle stands out as an extra special one. My mate has a video of some lass taking shit on the pavement (why he videoed I have no idea) before the police come and arresst her

firky · Post by **firky** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:23 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:aaahhhhh that red hat behind her sums up everything i hate about...well...just everything i hate i think

Inflatable cock
L Plates
Barardi breezers
Flashing their tits for a bag of chips

It's not unique to Newcastle.

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:19 pm

Firky wrote:
Capo Ultra wrote:
Firky wrote:You'll find more twats in the Bigg Market than anywhere else on earth.
.

I live in Newcastle. I am 25. I have never been to the bigg market yet, I would have thought you could find some scummy hellhole in any city if you look hard enough
I have been two or three times, it's an experience. You should try it - but wear a ben sherman shirt. Yeah there are hell holes in any large city but Newcastle stands out as an extra special one. My mate has a video of some lass taking shit on the pavement (why he videoed I have no idea) before the police come and arresst her

I think I'll give it a miss like.

I filmed my mate having a crap on a car once, I guess that proves your point

firky · Post by **firky** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:33 pm

Geordies, it brings a tear to my eye.

I remember when I went to Glasgow, jumped in a cab and the driver goes, "where you going mate?"
"such and such hotel."
"aahh geordie? you boys are alright, its the rest of the english stnuc I hate"

Same happened when I was in Turkey, some bloke goes, "AAHH GEORDIE?! King Kev... half price drinks for you my friend" and then came back a few minutes later to show me his NUFC shirt signed by Beardsley

LOL... I could go on all night with tales like this

Going out with a Scottish lass:

"I'd never gan oot wee a english man"
"am english, pet"
"nah, you're a jock with ya heed kicked in"

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:13 pm

Firky wrote:Geordies, it brings a tear to my eye.

I remember when I went to Glasgow, jumped in a cab and the driver goes, "where you going mate?"
"such and such hotel."
"aahh geordie? you boys are alright, its the rest of the english stnuc I hate"

Same happened when I was in Turkey, some bloke goes, "AAHH GEORDIE?! King Kev... half price drinks for you my friend" and then came back a few minutes later to show me his NUFC shirt signed by Beardsley

LOL... I could go on all night with tales like this

Going out with a Scottish lass:

"I'd never gan oot wee a english man"
"am english, pet"
"nah, you're a jock with ya heed kicked in"

Yeah, loads of sympathy from the scots like

'We've got a worse accent than yee' haha

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:42 pm

Capo Ultra wrote:
Firky wrote:Geordies, it brings a tear to my eye.

I remember when I went to Glasgow, jumped in a cab and the driver goes, "where you going mate?"
"such and such hotel."
"aahh geordie? you boys are alright, its the rest of the english stnuc I hate"

Same happened when I was in Turkey, some bloke goes, "AAHH GEORDIE?! King Kev... half price drinks for you my friend" and then came back a few minutes later to show me his NUFC shirt signed by Beardsley

LOL... I could go on all night with tales like this

Going out with a Scottish lass:

"I'd never gan oot wee a english man"
"am english, pet"
"nah, you're a jock with ya heed kicked in"

Yeah, loads of sympathy from the scots like

'We've got a worse accent than yee' haha

Yous basically are scottish. No one understands you, you get far pisseder than most other people, your football teams are shit and your birds are mainly slags.

Mon Up for a rammy boys!!!

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:14 pm

MiscreanT wrote: Yous basically are scottish. No one understands you, you get far pisseder than most other people, your football teams are shit and your birds are mainly slags.!

And you know what? We're thick enough to be proud of that

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:28 pm

Firky wrote:
MiscreanT wrote: Yous basically are scottish. No one understands you, you get far pisseder than most other people, your football teams are shit and your birds are mainly slags.!
And you know what? We're thick enough to be proud of that

and the scottish still think that their country would be better if they had their independence lol.... silly primitive beasts that they are

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:09 pm

Capo Ultra wrote:
Firky wrote:You'll find more twats in the Bigg Market than anywhere else on earth.
.

I live in Newcastle. I am 25. I have never been to the bigg market yet, I would have thought you could find some scummy hellhole in any city if you look hard enough

thas it damo, friday night get your funky shoes on we're going to blu bambo (assuming theyve forgot that im not allowed in). you wont like it but you might get laid for the cost of 5 drinks.

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:14 pm

mikey g wrote:
Capo Ultra wrote:
Firky wrote:You'll find more twats in the Bigg Market than anywhere else on earth.
.

I live in Newcastle. I am 25. I have never been to the bigg market yet, I would have thought you could find some scummy hellhole in any city if you look hard enough
thas it damo, friday night get your funky shoes on we're going to blu bambo (assuming theyve forgot that im not allowed in). you wont like it but you might get laid for the cost of 5 drinks.

You know some posh crumpet man, cost me 10 lambert and butler and half a bag of chips to get into sick cat's knickers.

I found this when searching for pics of the pig n whistle in newcastle

Why are the dubstep nights in Newcastle shit?

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