The thread that doesn't deserve its own thread

Big MD · Post by **Big MD** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:27 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
Big_MD wrote:you are eatin' it whit meat?

we're eating it whit bread and liquor.

or did you mean fondue chinoise? (puting meat in hot oil)

And the rest of the world is calling this thing ananas it's the original african name.
Nah yeah, fondue made of Gouda, Emmental and...fuck...whats the name of the other one? Ehhhhmmm...Aha! Gruyere, thats the fella. That with half a bottle of white wine and a bit of garlic. Then yeah, bread etc.

And is that a different thing all together then, the meat fondue? We were having a little read up on fondues a while back when we first got into em, and saw these unbelievably badboy looking swiss things, with multiple levels of fondue madness. Meat frying on one, cheese fondue on another, and dips and shit on another level. Actually looked out of this world

Goddam I need a fondue now.

yes it's different. the meat fondue is like you said a frying of meat which was stayin in bulion.

And the other thing whit chips is might raclette- its melted raclette cheese whit bread and chips.

but don't ask me about specialitys

i'm not swiss too, only livin here (nearly my wrhole life

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cityzen · Post by **cityzen** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:39 am

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri May 01, 2009 9:22 am

Nasty Biznes - definitely is waste. 44 posts and all of them are threads, and shit ones too. This is what happens when you have only just discovered internet and the password to your dads pc.

Fondue - Trust the swiss. Swiss cheese and swiss chocolate. They cant be wrong. I vote cheese because i havnt got the sweet tooth i used to have. In fact I havnt got the same amount of teeth I used to have so anything that involves minimum chewing is good in my book.

TV - Ive had sky for almost a month now and ive seen some programmes repeated so many times now that when I swtich on the TV I get deja vu. And I bloody hate the way they all show their adverts at the same time.

Poo content on toilet paper - I get more surprised when I see little bits of blood Firks. Im gonna say no more...

And on my own note (and completely unrelated to my last short paragrath)...

Why do girls always try to stick a finger up my arse durin sex or foreplay??? My last girlfriend always used to try it and I used to tense up big time and give her serious daggers. Talk about a passion killer.
She used to get really upset by me switching on her too and say 'but I thought you would be the first guy to let me do it'...

Ok, firstly, what type of vibe do I give off that makes you think that I will be the first guy to let you stick your finger up my arse.
Secondly, why on earth do you really want to stick your finger up a guys arse anyway.
And thirdly, just how many other mens arses have you tried to stick your finger up before?????

I asked my mates about this and they told me to go for it and that its actually very pleasurable once you get over the initial breaking and entering. Sick joke at my expense or am I missing some extreme pleasure??? Be honest now ninjas...

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri May 01, 2009 9:29 am

If you sniff poppers, are you well gay?

Big MD · Post by **Big MD** » Fri May 01, 2009 9:38 am

Dead Rats wrote:If you sniff poppers, are you well gay?

Damn man if it' right, so should be every secound guy a gay!

did · Post by **did** » Fri May 01, 2009 9:41 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:

Ok, firstly, what type of vibe do I give off that makes you think that I will be the first guy to let you stick your finger up my arse.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri May 01, 2009 10:10 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:Why do girls always try to stick a finger up my arse durin sex or foreplay?...Be honest now ninjas...

Cos you're not hard enough.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri May 01, 2009 10:13 am

SD5 wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:Why do girls always try to stick a finger up my arse durin sex or foreplay?...Be honest now ninjas...
Cos you're not hard enough.

In what context sir?

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:51 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:
SD5 wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:Why do girls always try to stick a finger up my arse durin sex or foreplay?...Be honest now ninjas...
Cos you're not hard enough.
In what context sir?

ha!

And basically, anyone as much as thinks about that and they're losing a fucking tooth.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:01 pm

This thread deserves it's own thread.

Actually - should there be an apostrophe there? Grammar police, where are you?

fork · Post by **fork** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:04 pm

kins83 wrote:This thread deserves it's own thread.

Actually - should there be an apostrophe there? Grammar police, where are you?

Nope

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:43 pm

THE 1 IN A FUCKING MILLION TIMES THAT A CAR ALARM ACTUALLY PREVENTS CAR CRIME IS NOWHERE NEAR WORTH THE CONSTANT FUCKING SOUND OF CAR ALARMS GOING OFF WHEN THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO

Make em fucking electrified or something, just dont make them make a fucking noise that literally only makes people go "ffs someones car alarm is going off"

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:50 pm

Neurotik wrote: ...*hides from Firky*

lol I've just written a similar thing in another thread. Firky's getting a bit of a rep....

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:51 pm

The Inbetweeners was jokes last night - haunted or not it'll be covered in ectoplasm when i'm finished.

SK3W3R · Post by **SK3W3R** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:08 pm

Neurotik wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:The Inbetweeners was jokes last night - haunted or not it'll be covered in ectoplasm when i'm finished.
That was jokes, loved the ending haha .

there should be an inbetweeners sticky
FREIIND FREEEIIINNNND

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:13 pm

SK3W3R wrote:
Neurotik wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:The Inbetweeners was jokes last night - haunted or not it'll be covered in ectoplasm when i'm finished.
That was jokes, loved the ending haha .
there should be an inbetweeners sticky
FREIIND FREEEIIINNNND

FRIEND

Yeah, that bit where he is wanking over the old dears pic and then shakes her sons hand with cum in it made me crack up...

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:18 pm

what ive seen of the inbetweeners so far has been strictly meh. Give me reasons to watch it people.

Heres another thought. Does trailer park boys stay shit after season 6?

Was literally loving it SO much up till then. Like, easily top 5 programs ever, possibly top 3. Then suddenly, in season 6 the whole direction of the program seems to have changed. Lots of funny camera angles and scene cutting, makes it feel so much more disjointed than the camera crew following thing...and actually barely watchable :'(

I hope it does sort itself out...cos fuck me the first 5 seasons were funny

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