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Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:01 pm**

Saw a girl from school the other day. She was about a 4 and a half foot, and had a voice like she'd chain smoked cheese graters or sumfin. Naturally, the society of children decided that this was because her mom put her in the washing machine as a baby.

Only logical reason really, so everyone made sure to tell her as often as possible.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:56 pm**

noam wrote:
Cheeky wrote:A kid at my sixth form currently, always carries a large black comb with him and is in the toilets at every break time combing his hair. someone went up to him and said 'nice tie Chris' (Chris being his name) to which he responded with a hail of verbal abuse, telling the guy he would kill his family etc. a girl asked the guy to leave chris alone, to which he turned to the girl and called her a fucking slut, calmly walking off like nothing happened. Every lesson he's late for he insists on sprinting in the classroom at full speed and panting heavily. He also has a kill-list which for unknown reasons I'm included in.
you in US or UK ???

UK, good old yorkshire

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:07 am**

At college, there were these twins, I 100% am not shitting you, they looked EXACTLY like this:

They were always together, I think they took all the same classes. It was gnarly. One night at this party, I'm fantastically fucked up, loved to ride that edge between drunk and blackout drunk, and I come across ONE of these girls as I'm walking through some back room of this house; I could tell she is feeling helluv awkward, she was at the party by herself, probably her first time 'out' alone. Her awkwardness made me feel awkward, so I say, "Hey, I know you, you are the SISTER." And even in that completely fucked up state it was apparent as the word was leaving my mouth that I fucked up. The word hit her like lava.

I go about my normal daily activities, and I get these little flashes of light and a recollection of me doing really fucked up things to people. This one comes up sometimes. I am haunted.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:22 am**

hahahahaha

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:35 am**

I hate cringey memories like that

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:03 am**

there was this one kid at my school in york who was pretty fucked up.. but i think a lot of the time he was going out of his way to seem psychotic.. His name was kenny

Well i don't know if this is true but i knew this kid who used to hang out with him and said that he tortured animals and stuff like that..

Anyway this kid told me that he went over to kenny's house a few times and each time kenny's step dad was sitting there in the living room in front of the TV with a dirty blanket over his lap and fumbling at something under the blanket...

Grim as fuck....

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:06 pm**

one of my friends, who is a senior in high school, is into 8th graders and freshmen. pretty much an 18 year old chasing after 13 and 14 year olds.

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:08 pm**

OGLemon wrote:one of my friends, who is a senior in high school, is into 8th graders and freshmen. pretty much an 18 year old chasing after 13 and 14 year olds.

nonce in the making

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:10 pm**

Every school has that kid who's like that, or the sixth former that left about 5 years ago but keeps coming back. ~~~P4€D$ 4 LYFFF~~~

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:12 pm**

yee, got a mate whos 23 (iirc) and still goes after 16yos

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:38 pm**

Great bump, thanks

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:47 pm**

i was the weirdest kid at my school

well ther was this autistic kid who watched porn in class tho

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:11 pm**

Cheeky wrote:
noam wrote:
Cheeky wrote:A kid at my sixth form currently, always carries a large black comb with him and is in the toilets at every break time combing his hair. someone went up to him and said 'nice tie Chris' (Chris being his name) to which he responded with a hail of verbal abuse, telling the guy he would kill his family etc. a girl asked the guy to leave chris alone, to which he turned to the girl and called her a fucking slut, calmly walking off like nothing happened. Every lesson he's late for he insists on sprinting in the classroom at full speed and panting heavily. He also has a kill-list which for unknown reasons I'm included in.
you in US or UK ???
UK, good old yorkshire

sounds like a top bloke

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:13 pm**

#wow
golden thread. what age u go to sixth form anyway in UK?

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:17 pm**

topmo3 wrote:#wow
golden thread. what age u go to sixth form anyway in UK?

16 till 18.

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:30 pm**

Marcus wrote:
topmo3 wrote:#wow
golden thread. what age u go to sixth form anyway in UK?
16 till 18.

Quite a few 19 year olds when I was there, either re-taking or just doing extra stuff. Think 19 was the limit though.

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:36 pm**

one guy at mine was 21 lol

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:36 pm**

Sinestepper wrote:This kid

Actually went my high school. We used to call him melon head for obvious reasons although he was actually called adam

Feel this was a bit overlooked. Did Sinestepper genuinely go to school with U WOT M8?

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:38 pm**

There's actually quite a lot of weirdos at my school. The prime one IMO is the a dude who looks and dresses like Macklemore and has a kid with a chick from another school Mind you they are 18/17 (that might not be unusual in the UK tho lol). This dude is a proper rowdy fuckhead type. When his girl got pregnant, he changed his facebook name to "Daddy *name*" and he constantly goes on about how proud he is to be a father etc on there. He also has "Let's Play" tatted right over his dick.

Then there's quite a few fedora types too, who sit around in the cafeteria wearing fingerless gloves and suit jackets and having old pipes in their mouth while playing Magic The Gathering.

Posted: **Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:47 pm**

garethom wrote:Saying that, that's just reminded me of another one. We had a friend called Matt who was just your standard normal kid, then he got this girlfriend, started wearing make up to school (butterflies painted by his eyes and shit), and carrying this little red book with him everywhere. Anyway, he alienated himself from everyone, and in sixth form one day, I walk into the toilets and he's got his dick and balls out just washing them in the sink. Then this story emerges (from him) that he was going out with this 15 year old (think he was 18 at the time, so already a bit dodge) and he's round her house. Her mom doesn't want them alone in her room, so the girl goes to get her mom a drink, which he spikes with, and I quote, 1 and a half E's. Anyway, he manages to get her to her room, where he gives her a load of ketamine then fucks her. Last time I saw him, was walking through Birmingham City Centre on my way home from work, he's sat there on a bench with a bust lip, eating a packed lunch (still got his little red book with him). Ask him how he bust his lip, said he went to some club that had a rap battle open mic night and he started reading his own poetry and got beat up. That was the last time I saw him, but my mate saw him a few months ago and gave him a lift home, said he had a fat beard and stank of booze, and could hardly string a sentence together. Shame, this kid was an athletic hero, next level fast, one of the top sprinters in his age group in the midlands, and then he completely changed, absolutely unrecognisable.

Hahaha, update on this kid. Logged onto facebook the other day, some kid had group messaged loads of people from my school saying that the kid's dad wants us to stage an intervention. Blatantly not gonna do it.

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