The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Nihilism]

Ah well. Sorry everyone. Sorry my posts about looking scruffy at work upset you nowaysj.

dunno what 2 do anymore, try 2 be edgy, h8rs say be more blunt, try 2 be blunt, h8rs want more edge.

#lost #noplaceformeanymore

its ok bro i know them feels

i think its time we start basslineforum.com and leave this place tbh

Sorry, i don't want to get stabbed by a mod.

[cloaked_up]

dont worry garthom
i know ur a tru head 420 panel cap OG

ANGRY ABOUT TOMORROW
(and scared)

[ehbes]

should go to the tennis matches and cool off

[cloaked_up]

oi lol
nah players r dying lol

tomic the fucking flake pretended to hurt himself and slunk off
what a loser
ban him from australia

[garethom]

Ah well. Sorry everyone. Sorry my posts about looking scruffy at work upset you nowaysj.

dunno what 2 do anymore, try 2 be edgy, h8rs say be more blunt, try 2 be blunt, h8rs want more edge.

#lost #noplaceformeanymore

its ok bro i know them feels

i think its time we start basslineforum.com and leave this place tbh

sounds like a good idea tbf

[sigbowls]

lets start a kpop forum

[Riddles]

got dressed in the dark today so im wearing black jeans and navy trainers. #pain

[wub]

got dressed in the dark today so im wearing black jeans and navy trainers. #pain

Not sure what's worse about this statement, the fact that for some reason you had to get dressed in the dark or the fact you still own black jeans.

[Riddles]

got dressed in the dark today so im wearing black jeans and navy trainers. #pain

Not sure what's worse about this statement, the fact that for some reason you had to get dressed in the dark or the fact you still own black jeans.

yeah... running late and turning on the light was unnecessary. well, at least i thought it was.

[wub]

got dressed in the dark today so im wearing black jeans and navy trainers. #pain

Not sure what's worse about this statement, the fact that for some reason you had to get dressed in the dark or the fact you still own black jeans.

yeah... running late and turning on the light was unnecessary. well, at least i thought it was.

Is it because you might wake the missus?

[magma]

Yeah the judge can excuse you from the courtroom for not dressing well

It's also a really good way to get them to use the entirety of their sentencing powers if you're down for punishment - "Fuck it, let's teach this little prick to respect the system; what's the maximum punishment for this little misdemeanor again?"

First suit I ever bought was for a court date when I got caught pretending the M4 was a race track... figured showing as much respect as possible to the court couldn't serve me too badly. Should've got a 1 year driving ban and have to re-take my test, turned up in a suit with a solicitor next to me looking like I was mortified to be there... left with a 6 week ban and no test re-take.

It pays to stroke the system's ego occasionally.

[Riddles]

nah, she's in Brighton at the mo, and it wasn't pitch black, more gloomy.
Just wasnt paying attention cos I was running late and didn't notice cos I thought they were my dark blue jeans.

[wub]

First suit I ever bought was for a court date when I got caught pretending the M4 was a race track... figured showing as much respect as possible to the court couldn't serve me too badly. Should've got a 1 year driving ban and have to re-take my test, turned up in a suit with a solicitor next to me looking like I was mortified to be there... left with a 6 week ban and no test re-take.

It pays to stroke the system's ego occasionally.

Make sure you wear your prettiest dress for when you have to take the smooth rod of justice up your colon.

[garethom]

Black jeans are a necessary part of any wardrobe bro.

Never pair them with navy trainers though.

[garethom]

Hate reading documents that have had changes recorded. Trying to look through this report that's 274 pages long, pretty much the whole document has been changed, looking for this one table and it's basically impossible to find.

fuk change recording

[ehbes]

Just control F it

[wub]

Invert the phase on the changed document then layer it with the original copy. The word waves will cancel each other out and you'll be left with only the changes.

[ehbes]

Invert the phase on the changed document then layer it with the original copy. The word waves will cancel each other out and you'll be left with only the changes.

I've found this can sometimes leave artifacts like coffee stains

[magma]

First suit I ever bought was for a court date when I got caught pretending the M4 was a race track... figured showing as much respect as possible to the court couldn't serve me too badly. Should've got a 1 year driving ban and have to re-take my test, turned up in a suit with a solicitor next to me looking like I was mortified to be there... left with a 6 week ban and no test re-take.

It pays to stroke the system's ego occasionally.

Make sure you wear your prettiest dress for when you have to take the smooth rod of justice up your colon.

Gotta come in like a judicial power bottom and take that ass-fucking on your own terms.






Or something.

[wub]

Invert the phase on the changed document then layer it with the original copy. The word waves will cancel each other out and you'll be left with only the changes.

I've found this can sometimes leave artifacts like coffee stains

Artifacts such as coffee stains add character and warmth to a document, and prevent it from reading sterile.