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Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:08 am
by wub
gwa wrote:she kept shitting with the door open or shitting when i was in the shower. coming in when i was having a shit and talking to me.
That's messed up.

Apartment with two bathrooms, standard. If the missus is upstairs, I'll take my business downstairs. If she's downstairs, I'll be shitting upstairs. No exceptions.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:09 am
by Forum
Do you turn the taps on so no one can hear you shit?

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:10 am
by garethom
One of the bres I play american football with is getting married later in the year. the other day he revealed he has never farted in front of her, not even silent. They've been together for 5 years. say wat.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:12 am
by gwa
southstar wrote:Do you turn the taps on so no one can hear you shit?

no it's just not very attractive is it

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:13 am
by wub
southstar wrote:Do you turn the taps on so no one can hear you shit?
No need if I'm on a different floor.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:13 am
by wub
garethom wrote:One of the bres I play american football with is getting married later in the year. the other day he revealed he has never farted in front of her, not even silent. They've been together for 5 years. say wat.
I've never passed gas in front of my missus either, we've been together nearly 4 and a half.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:16 am
by garethom
HOW?

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:16 am
by Forum
garethom wrote:One of the bres I play american football with is getting married later in the year. the other day he revealed he has never farted in front of her, not even silent. They've been together for 5 years. say wat.
I don't really if there's anyone around, even its just mates

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:18 am
by sigbowls
how?

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:18 am
by Johnlenham
gwa wrote:i used to live with an ex gf and it was awful.

she kept shitting with the door open or shitting when i was in the shower. coming in when i was having a shit and talking to me.

FUCK OFF!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:19 am
by wub
garethom wrote:HOW?
Self control? It's not exactly hard to not fart in front of someone.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:21 am
by sigbowls
you quoted...

i cant controll it

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:24 am
by Forum
Then lay off the red meat and green veg a bit

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:24 am
by sigbowls
garethom wrote:HOW?
oh

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:26 am
by magma
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've never farted in front of V and I never would've in front of the last one. It's not that hard to wait for an appropriate moment!
gwa wrote:i used to live with an ex gf and it was awful.

she kept shitting with the door open or shitting when i was in the shower. coming in when i was having a shit and talking to me.

FUCK OFF!

once she caught me having a wank after i specifically said do you follow me in to the toilet.

she started crying.

what a prick.

do not let that put you off
Luckily she's a strict adherant to the lay-paper, taps-on, cough-to-cover-splash school of discrete cohabitant defecation.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:27 am
by garethom
wub wrote:
garethom wrote:HOW?
Self control? It's not exactly hard to not fart in front of someone.
What if you absolutely have to? Telling me you've never HAD to drop the bat?

On some shaolin monk hype if you don't. :Q:

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:38 am
by wub
garethom wrote:
wub wrote:
garethom wrote:HOW?
Self control? It's not exactly hard to not fart in front of someone.
What if you absolutely have to? Telling me you've never HAD to drop the bat?

On some shaolin monk hype if you don't. :Q:
Had to, of course. But I just go into another room or go upstairs or something.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:45 am
by sigbowls
some just come out without even trying, ive been eating beans though

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:54 am
by garethom
wub wrote:
garethom wrote:
wub wrote:
garethom wrote:HOW?
Self control? It's not exactly hard to not fart in front of someone.
What if you absolutely have to? Telling me you've never HAD to drop the bat?

On some shaolin monk hype if you don't. :Q:
Had to, of course. But I just go into another room or go upstairs or something.
Raa. Fairs.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:04 am
by sigbowls
this reminds me of a time i farted and in a class and everyone ran out the room because it smelt so bad