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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:58 pm
by ezza
ur gonna need a time machine
but iirc, basically
Move to California and start your own pot pushing operation in which you find both success and imprisonment. In prison, you meets a cell-mate who introduces you into a partnership to the lucrative new market of cocaine. Upon release, you quickly become instrumental in establishing the exploding US market for cocaine in which you claim that you handle about 85% of the supply... you meet a hot gyally... u make alot of money
now comes the hard part, you gotta not get caught with a load of cocaine in a small aeroplane hanger
but if all that goes to plan
...
...
yacht
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:10 am
by OGLemon
Agent 47 wrote:m8son wrote:u americans are like 3 years behind us english with living like a child at uni and not being able to drink till ur 21
lol this is so true, never though of it like that
i think u should judge a country purely on how fucked they get anyway
if you think about it you learn so much gettin fucked...
one man taking drugs this saturday night will learn more about himself than some of u americans will in a year
its not nice to hear but these are the cold hard statistics
big ups sonika for doing acid all the time at the age of 9, hopefully hes learnt alot about himself. only american truely doing something for your 'great' nation right about now. and by the looks of his facebook hes got a yacht
drugs and a yacht...
drugs will bring you a yacht
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:16 am
by Nihilism
Harkat wrote:a block of hash costs half my monthly allowance so it sucks to not have money for most of the month, but I really wanna smoke lately
how the fuck is man gonna get a yacht like this
I quited for nearly a year (still 2 months to go), but now it's time to smoke again. Gonna be happy when it's 30th march.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:23 am
by ezza
man im in a proper yacht mood now
get this like twice a year
http://www.sunseeker.com/en
imagine rolling up to your mates in that
just like lads u wanna come yachting with me
wonder if u have to pay tax if you got a yacht? could probably just sail to one of them offshore banks
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:28 am
by titchbit
4% of world's population. 65% of the world' drugs.
cold hard statistics.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:30 am
by ezza
you talking about on my yacht? sounds about right yeah
bare gyally on yacht too
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:41 am
by Harkat
its clear the SNH needs to come together and buy a yacht, it's the answer to all our problems, think about it:
- Obviously ehb wants a boats, this is your time bruv
- host exclusive parties on there in international waters >>> true underground shit
- smuggle drugs cross the seas
- travel to jamaica to fulfill the truhead pilgrimage
whos in
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:43 am
by Nihilism
Harkat wrote:its clear the SNH needs to come together and buy a yacht, it's the answer to all our problems, think about it:
- Obviously ehb wants a boats, this is your time bruv
- host exclusive parties on there in international waters >>> true underground shit
- smuggle drugs cross the seas
- travel to jamaica to fulfill the truhead pilgrimage
whos in
Count me in.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:45 am
by ezza
wonder if sonika would lend us his yacht
some of u guys helped bring him up
so its only right
for real tho it would be amazing to have a yacht. i think id do some proper horrible things for one
u guys get angry at shifty politicians and oil mandem and other rich ppl, but they have boats and you dont. its just the modern wild, the food chain... and u guys are loosing
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:47 am
by OGLemon
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:45 am
by ehbes
Harkat wrote:its clear the SNH needs to come together and buy a yacht, it's the answer to all our problems, think about it:
- Obviously ehb wants a boats, this is your time bruv
- host exclusive parties on there in international waters >>> true underground shit
- smuggle drugs cross the seas
- travel to jamaica to fulfill the truhead pilgrimage
whos in
i call captain, who wants to be the first m8
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:51 am
by bennyfroobs
ill b chef im rly good at stir fry and conconut cake n pancakes n bqq thats all we rly need
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:53 am
by OGLemon
We should book a DJ and pay him in ket
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:37 am
by nowaysj
I'll take head of security. High seas is no joke.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:43 am
by sigbowls
i bought a google play card and the 2001 space odessy movie doesnt work on my divice
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:01 am
by titchbit
dibs 1st m89
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:07 am
by sigbowls
i dont normaly post in here but when i do i post nothing good
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:08 am
by titchbit
^ not true
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:27 am
by sigbowls
im im talking about the thread not the forum
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:17 am
by m8son666
the binmen have just come past and one was signing in the loudest most horrible brummy accent
