The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[m8son666]

ill neck a pint of cyanide so i dont have to see any more of them

[bennyfroobs]

nekonomination

[skimpi]

i saw one where a guy shit into a protein shake cup (yeah i know lol, making gains ennit) and then put loads of other shit in and then necked it, and then poured the left over lumps of poo over him

[m8son666]

hahahaha what the fuck

[bennyfroobs]

poo lumps )-:

related story:
my mate got shat on during a 69 (unintentional from both parties)

:s

[wub]

related story:
my mate got shat on during a 69 (unintentional from both parties)

:s

[m8son666]

dear god how would you ever recover from that

[wub]

dear god how would you ever recover from that

Wet wipes

[the_disconekt]

FUCK


fuck that shit hype trap

[titchbit]

Basically on facebook a dickhead films themselves downing a drink and then nominates two other dickheads to do the same, then those dickheads film themselves downing a drink and the cycle continues. Some people try and do inventive things like downing a drink on a boat or in a tractor but at the end of the day it's all to make up for a lack of personality and a need to fit in.

sounds a lot like Icing.

[m8son666]

whats that?

[wub]

whats that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icing_%28game%29

The game objective is to make someone consume an entire Smirnoff ice.

A player hides a bottle for another person to come across. Other players who see him/her put it down are exempt from drinking the ice. You can't steal ices from another man's foot. If you are iced while the "icer" is sleeping, then the icing is null and void and in some quarters of the world the sleeping icer must be woken up and chug it immediately.

Wow, a whole Smirnoff Ice. Americans are such pussies when it comes to drinking

[m8son666]

that sounds equally stupid maybe even worse, if someone 'iced' me i'd tell them to fuck off

[ultraspatial]

first thing that popped in my head when i read "icing" was jizzing on someone's face

[DiegoSapiens]

poo lumps )-:

related story:
my mate got shat on during a 69 (unintentional from both parties)

:s

what does shat means?

[m8son666]

poo poo

[DiegoSapiens]

[garethom]

whats that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icing_%28game%29

The game objective is to make someone consume an entire Smirnoff ice.

A player hides a bottle for another person to come across. Other players who see him/her put it down are exempt from drinking the ice. You can't steal ices from another man's foot. If you are iced while the "icer" is sleeping, then the icing is null and void and in some quarters of the world the sleeping icer must be woken up and chug it immediately.

Wow, a whole Smirnoff Ice. Americans are such pussies when it comes to drinking

hahaha, one smirnoff ice. That's what you drink when you're post 10 pints into a fat sesh and you need hyrdration that isn't in beer form. If you take longer than 4 seconds to consume it, you're a pussy #strawpedo

[kidshuffle]

whats that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icing_%28game%29

The game objective is to make someone consume an entire Smirnoff ice.

A player hides a bottle for another person to come across. Other players who see him/her put it down are exempt from drinking the ice. You can't steal ices from another man's foot. If you are iced while the "icer" is sleeping, then the icing is null and void and in some quarters of the world the sleeping icer must be woken up and chug it immediately.

Wow, a whole Smirnoff Ice. Americans are such pussies when it comes to drinking

its more about embarrassment and shame than getting drunk. Boobytrapping houses with them are hilarious. First time I got iced I was djing in my basement, and homie just bursts in the door and tosses me a litre to chug. i had to work in an hour, and felt like absolute shit halfway through

I also like to get waitresses to bring my friends ices with their bills.

[wub]

I also like to get waitresses to bring my friends ices with their bills.

Buying another man a Smirnoff Ice in public?

Okay then.