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Yeah thats suspect as fuck isn't it.

really scared that 'icing' is real
and involves drinking smirniff ice ffs

I'm playing Corolla, where you park your Corolla in your friends driveway, and they have to go out and buy a Corolla. It is sweeping the suburbs.

DiegoSapiens wrote:

bennyfroobs wrote:poo lumps )-:

related story:
my mate got shat on during a 69 (unintentional from both parties)

:s

what does shat means?

shat is the past tense of shit

like turd and tard

cloaked_up wrote:like turd and tard

exactly.

I'm about 10 minutes too late in paying my bills this month, hope I won't have to pay any late fees

If it is anything like America, you most certainly will.

Regretting not asking a girl for her number on a night out in the weekend Been thinking about her all day

rockonin wrote:Regretting not asking a girl for her number on a night out in the weekend Been thinking about her all day

Use your mad Google skills.

Search: Number for hot chick in da club.

Post results.

nowaysj wrote:Search: Number for hot chick in da club.

Post results.

I was thinking more along the lines of those classified ads. which go like 'I was guy at at bar stalking you from a distance across the bar. You were a brunette with big tits and a fine arse'.

Jokes aside, she really was nice, she had a great smile and a natural beauty about her. We made eye contact quiet a few times. I just bottled it.

nowaysj wrote:Search: Number for hot chick in da club.

Post results.

1st Google result:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_da_Club

I don't think that plan will work

rockonin wrote:a natural beauty about her

My current account seems to have disappeared from my Internet banking...

Good work, Nationwide.

magma wrote:My current account seems to have disappeared from my Internet banking...

Good work, Nationwide.

Thanks Ants

Thants

Smirnoff ice is the fucking joke u stnuc

Its not funny if u buy ur m8 a "pint" of newcastle or some bullshit

particle-jim wrote:

magma wrote:My current account seems to have disappeared from my Internet banking...

Good work, Nationwide.

Thanks Ants

Thants

I want to know if I've got enough to buy a Roomba to help with my dust allergies*, but I can't because my Internet banking is playing up.

First world problem and a half.

*

It's so drrrry in heerree.

rayman612 wrote:Its not funny if u buy ur m8 a "pint" of newcastle or some bullshit

Proper finger on the pulse you've got with UK culture there, Ray.

Thats the joke