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i shat in a field once, luckily i had ONE kleenex on me so not only was i clean but i was balm-fresh too

i was walking home from centre of town after a little mission, and its a big walk, and needed to go deuce, eventually had to go in a field... my sister told all her friends, they laughed

cityzen wrote:Stitches through my bell-end. Not even that bad in comparison to the rest of this thread.

you can't just gloss over that... stitches in your bellend?!
what did you do?

laurent__duval wrote:

cityzen wrote:Stitches through my bell-end. Not even that bad in comparison to the rest of this thread.

you can't just gloss over that... stitches in your bellend?!
what did you do?

Reminds me of this short story from this blog... with the candle string

laurent__duval wrote:

cityzen wrote:Stitches through my bell-end. Not even that bad in comparison to the rest of this thread.

you can't just gloss over that... stitches in your bellend?!
what did you do?

Nah it's not as bad as it sounds. Got circumcised. Was nasty to look at though.

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very abstract

It's always shit stories that come to mind with these disgusting threads...
Girls have the whole blood thing pretty much under control..
Vomit can be pretty bad...

OH - I picked up some sort of cheese recently that was packaged really well and in this box thing..English

quickest waste of money ever...

I can't even begin to describe what this stuff smelled like..putrifying human bodily fluids - the whitish ones

I think I could have handled putrifying sanguinous human bodily fluids,

but the white blood cell thing- it wasn't even zit like...
it was - stagnated rotten virulent bull pustule for crackers - I was mortified

It physically pushed me to the other side of the kitchen - I had to aggressively rekon with it - sitting there on my counter

That infected adrenal gland of a food went straight to the garbage out back..

noam wrote:i shat in a field once, luckily i had ONE kleenex on me so not only was i clean but i was balm-fresh too

i was walking home from centre of town after a little mission, and its a big walk, and needed to go deuce, eventually had to go in a field... my sister told all her friends, they laughed

shitting in fields is standard while camping, ive left my brown memoirs on many a hillside.

I went to a stripclub went I was 18 and I refused to tip this stripper so she came over and told me to stand up, so I did. Then she hung from the rafters on the ceiling and grinded her pussy in my face. The only thing separating my face from her genitals was a little g-string. The disgusting part is that strippers aren't the cleanest women in the world.

Raggles wrote:I went to a stripclub went I was 18 and I refused to tip this stripper so she came over and told me to stand up, so I did. Then she hung from the rafters on the ceiling and grinded her pussy in my face. The only thing separating my face from her genitals was a little g-string. The disgusting part is that strippers aren't the cleanest women in the world.

they clean the stripper pole every 5 min

Raggles wrote:I went to a stripclub went I was 18 and I refused to tip this stripper so she came over and told me to stand up, so I did. Then she hung from the rafters on the ceiling and grinded her pussy in my face. The only thing separating my face from her genitals was a little g-string. The disgusting part is that strippers aren't the cleanest women in the world.

What? That's quality, you clearly don't have the right mentality to go to a strip club.

AntlionUK wrote:

Raggles wrote:I went to a stripclub went I was 18 and I refused to tip this stripper so she came over and told me to stand up, so I did. Then she hung from the rafters on the ceiling and grinded her pussy in my face. The only thing separating my face from her genitals was a little g-string. The disgusting part is that strippers aren't the cleanest women in the world.

What? That's quality, you clearly don't have the right mentality to go to a strip club.

Shum wrote:

AntlionUK wrote:

Raggles wrote:I went to a stripclub went I was 18 and I refused to tip this stripper so she came over and told me to stand up, so I did. Then she hung from the rafters on the ceiling and grinded her pussy in my face. The only thing separating my face from her genitals was a little g-string. The disgusting part is that strippers aren't the cleanest women in the world.

What? That's quality, you clearly don't have the right mentality to go to a strip club.

haha i mean, She smelled alright...but what if, just what if there was some grime on the other side of that g-string.

bright maroon wrote:It's always shit stories that come to mind with these disgusting threads...
Girls have the whole blood thing pretty much under control..
Vomit can be pretty bad...

OH - I picked up some sort of cheese recently that was packaged really well and in this box thing..English

quickest waste of money ever...

I can't even begin to describe what this stuff smelled like..putrifying human bodily fluids - the whitish ones

I think I could have handled putrifying sanguinous human bodily fluids,

but the white blood cell thing- it wasn't even zit like...
it was - stagnated rotten virulent bull pustule for crackers - I was mortified

It physically pushed me to the other side of the kitchen - I had to aggressively rekon with it - sitting there on my counter

That infected adrenal gland of a food went straight to the garbage out back..

sounds like you almost ate a tonsil stone

grillis wrote:sounds like you almost ate a tonsil stone

I think I've experience them before when I was younger - tastes like bile, not pleasant to say the least..but

No - this stuff was absolutely incredible in the worst way....
I can honestly say that I've never smelt ass that was comprably bad...

We have like - a head space to handle all types of food based ass funk...

..that stuff was like - in a really foreign-zombie/cannibal way

oops! - double post

bright maroon wrote:

grillis wrote:sounds like you almost ate a tonsil stone

I think I've experience them before when I was younger - tastes like bile, not pleasant to say the least..but

No - this stuff was absolutely incredible in the worst way....
I can honestly say that I've never smelt ass that was comprably bad...

We have like - a head space to handle all types of food based ass funk...

..that stuff was like - in a really foreign-zombie/cannibal way

i'll try again.. sounds like what i imagine this would smell like:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiviak

grillis wrote:

bright maroon wrote:

grillis wrote:sounds like you almost ate a tonsil stone

I think I've experience them before when I was younger - tastes like bile, not pleasant to say the least..but

No - this stuff was absolutely incredible in the worst way....
I can honestly say that I've never smelt ass that was comprably bad...

We have like - a head space to handle all types of food based ass funk...

..that stuff was like - in a really foreign-zombie/cannibal way

i'll try again.. sounds like what i imagine this would smell like:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiviak

the picture actually looks pretty tasty, but the way its made...not so much

I read this huge compendium about serial murderes...

..and this one schizophrenic child rapist/killer...was a short order cook by day..

he obviously had problems keeping a job as he was mental..
and so he lived in this little squat/tent/camp set up at the edge of some neighborhood..

when he was busted..and they raided his camp/squat...
they found all sorts of mason jars and containers filled with fermenting and putrifying stuff..
that he was apparently eating.

I'm not sure if the food thing demonstrates that which is really, really sane or really, really not...

maybe survival functions in a realm devoid of "sanity" issues -
hmm..sanitation - language..

I was really thinking on this one... was it sleeping on my piss soaked pillow all night, or being pursued through the aqua waters of the british virgin islands by a bright orange twelve inch long turd of my own making?

I really had to think. But at last, I think this might be it:

I had a dog named Dennis, and this little fucker was a natural born killer. Very strong hunting instincts. I watched that stupid dog get point blanked by a skunk on multiple occasions, and he would always return for more.

Well, one of Dennis' favorite hunting techniques was to roll around in various things to cover his scent. One time this little fucker rolled around in some animal's rotting carcass. He was covered in this white slimey foamy substance, and rotten blood, and just the smell... He smelled like rotten death for at least a week, despite many shampoos.

This is just the set up.

So one time, my wife and I were taking a walk through A park in LA, up in the hills. Something you have to know about some of these LA parks... They are major gay cruising zones. Step off the trail a bit, and you are likely to see a couple of dudes just pounding away on each other. Urgh, in this one park there was what we called the rubber tree forest. These dudes would all hang up used condoms all over the branches of these trees. Urgh. Shit stained underwear, shit stained socks, condoms, just blowing in the breeze. (little girl underpants, one time, not good)

So, again, my wife and I are walking in one of these lovely parks, and Dennis takes the fuck off. We find this fucking dog rolling around in this pile of human shit. He is absolutely covered in this shit. It is rubbed down into his skin. My wife and I are on top of this hill, we'd driven to this park, and we're thinking what infectious diseases is this fucking dog coated in. The smell is overwhelming.

I'm like just leave the fucking dog here. I'm done with this dog. This was actually my father-in-law's dog but we kind of inherited him as a companion for our dog (who is looking at Dennis like he is a fucking retard, keeping a healthy distance from him). My wife actually has a heart, and is like we have to take him home...

I'm like how? How do you put a dog absolutely covered in bloody cum soaked human shit in your car? That is probably the grossest thing that has ever happened to me.