Post here when you have had a poo

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:46 am

noam wrote:
ninjadog wrote:Why is it you can't usually smell your own shit when you take one? If you go outside and come back to the bathroom it smells like your dad just left a Cleveland steamer.
i can always smell my own shit as soon as it comes out

i think the problem you're having is that you're basking in your own shit/fart-musk for too long before evacuating your bowels

i'd suggest less farting, more shitting

Put your face inside your t-shirt and sniff next time.
Sorry.

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:48 am

u dont put on a special robe everytime u go to take a shit?

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:58 am

cant shit in robes/dressing gowns, its too awkward.

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:00 am

dog u just flap the end parts up over the toilet tub

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:02 am

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:17 am

i had to take a shit int he bush last night when i was fishing

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:54 am

Why does corn not get digested?

cryptical · Post by **cryptical** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:42 pm

pushed out a single huge stool yesterday, took a good 20 seconds to completion
was amazed, would have taken a pic for you all but i don't have a usb connection
sorry everyone

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:29 pm

just had a shit. still not feeling the same as they used to =(

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:42 am

do you have a poo buddy?

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:45 am

can you be my poo buddy?

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:48 am

poo buddies

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:56 pm

first poop in 2 days

feels good man

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:15 am

Had a foot long spicy italian for lunch, too many jalapenos and southwest sauce, it went straight through me

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:32 pm

i've been holding this one in for about 2.5 hours now, and thought i was going to miss my chance.

i didn't

Liam92 · Post by **Liam92** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:54 pm

Hungover, smells like I've shat a brewery

Jake Daniel · Post by **Jake Daniel** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:23 pm

i just had a poo

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:27 am

^big ups

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:11 pm

had the shits all day

and im talking explosive shits

i hate being sick

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:13 am

end of a week's fast
drop some salts and ...wooshka!
but why is it a bright ochre this time?
have I partly defaecated my abused liver?

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