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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:40 am
by Molzie
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:17 am
by vishes
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:lol: I will never understand why people think it's a good idea to put shit like that on facebook.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:54 pm
by skimpi
'The temptation to have a BBQ....'

Leave it yeah ffs! temperature has barely got into the double figures!

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:03 pm
by Riddles
skimpi wrote:'The temptation to have a BBQ....'

Leave it yeah ffs! temperature has barely got into the double figures!
nah it's like 16 degrees here, fine for a bbq!

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:06 pm
by nobody
skimpi wrote:'The temptation to have a BBQ....'

Leave it yeah ffs! temperature has barely got into the double figures!
Is it still cold in England?

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:07 pm
by skimpi
yes its cold still

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:20 pm
by magma
Riddles wrote:
skimpi wrote:'The temptation to have a BBQ....'

Leave it yeah ffs! temperature has barely got into the double figures!
nah it's like 16 degrees here, fine for a bbq!
Practically a legal requirement.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:30 pm
by DJoe
yeah ive organised one for tomorrow

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 4:04 pm
by Riddles
magma wrote:
Riddles wrote:
skimpi wrote:'The temptation to have a BBQ....'

Leave it yeah ffs! temperature has barely got into the double figures!
nah it's like 16 degrees here, fine for a bbq!
Practically a legal requirement.
got one on saturday after i go record shopping :D

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:02 pm
by garethom
skimpi wrote:yes its cold still
fanny.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:06 pm
by Johnlenham
Been shorts weather for like 3 weeks, so if its good enough for shorts its good enough for BBQ

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:07 pm
by vishes
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A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”
I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”
I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”
…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:07 pm
by vishes
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A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”
I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”
I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”
…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:49 pm
by OGLemon
lol that shit never happens in the real world

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:19 am
by rickyarbino
Cringed so hard my eyeballs bled.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:32 am
by skimpi
queer

and its not shorts weather lol, that doesnt begin until atleast 20+

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:49 am
by garethom
Just depends how much of a pussy you are I guess.

All these internet stories where people just stop doing what they were doing to stop and clap in awe at the social warrior crease me. Such a cliched ending now, I'm not sure how they expect us to believe it. :lol:

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:40 am
by ehbes
skimpi wrote:queer

and its not shorts weather lol, that doesnt begin until atleast 20+
So it's not shorts weather but it's bucket hat weather? Figure it out man

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:00 am
by cloaked_up
shorts start at 23 in the civilised world.
bbqs at 25+

flip flps on men

never
or 65 +

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:13 am
by wub
cloaked_up wrote:flip flps on men
I've been wearing flip flops & boardies since Monday afternoon. Summer.