things that have made you happy today

[ehbes]

there are some towns in georgia where you can go to jail for NOT owning a gun

and this is why the south sucks

[orangeluva56]

u suck. its called the 2nd amendment and if u dont exercise ur right to bear arms ur not an american. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

[OGLemon]

seriously how are you not makin' moves bruv. She's on your bed and your on the computer chair. ffs. #leng

[orangeluva56]

bro her fucking ex boyfriend is holding her back. and he's a fucking psycho. im gonna give her an ultimatum. she can either get over him and come with me or she can gtfo. i got this.

[ezza]

blow directly into her vagina they love it

u ever do that thing where u put a piece of grass between ur thumbs and blow and it makes a noise... yeah. do that to her vagina

[ehbes]

blow directly into her vagina they love it

u ever do that thing where u put a piece of grass between ur thumbs and blow and it makes a noise... yeah. do that to her vagina

Who taught you that? Huck Finn?

[ezza]

i dunno if it works really lol

just sounds good, like when u blow things up that arent spose to be blown up its always a laugh; condoms, rubber gloves, paper bags

but this time its a womb lol

inflating her womb likes it nuffin #yolo

[titchbit]

blowing into a vagina can kill women ime. it causes an air embolism.

tbh it's my preferred assassination method. it's a bit tricky. you have to do it right and not let it escape for at least 60 seconds.

[BonerJams04]

lool ffs orangeluva

[orangeluva56]

thanks for the advice guys. the anal and pussy-blowing will come soon enough. im almost completely positive that she wants the D. i dont know why she would draw that shit unless she was serious about it. i will keep yall updated.

[ehbes]

Victoria Secret Fashion Show

[dickman69]

what the fuck is in the middle of that picture some kind of ancient illuminati symbol

before you try to make any moves throw salt on her & if her eyes become reptilian youll need to run immediately

[syrup]

i love you guys

[Electric_Head]

bro her fucking ex boyfriend is holding her back. and he's a fucking psycho. im gonna give her an ultimatum. she can either get over him and come with me or she can gtfo. i got this.

Yes bro, sure you are.
You're just happy to have a female in your room other than your mom or that purply pony you bronies luv.

thanks for the advice guys. the anal and pussy-blowing will come soon enough. im almost completely positive that she wants the D. i dont know why she would draw that shit unless she was serious about it. i will keep yall updated.

Yeh, she wants the D bro.
You should write her a love letter explaining your love for her.
Include words like emphatic, ............. I can't even bother finishing this sentence.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

i love you guys

[wub]

http://www.largeup.com/wp-content/uploa ... ach-tv.jpg

[Electric_Head]

Saw that last night.
Was a bit strange really.
Especially the pussycat.

[AxeD]

blow directly into her vagina they love it

u ever do that thing where u put a piece of grass between ur thumbs and blow and it makes a noise... yeah. do that to her vagina

Who taught you that? Huck Finn?

[magma]

8 days in the office until I'm off for 2 weeks.

[Riddles]

8 days in the office until I'm off for 2 weeks.

I finish on the 20th and go back on the 2nd. pretty fucking happy about that