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wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:35 am

Turned out open bar was both a blessing and a curse. I didn't spend anything all evening, wandered round with pints of vodka red bull the whole night.

On the down side, it became absolute carnage and we ended up getting kicked out 2hrs before the end of the night. That was as much to do with the bouncers repeatedly catching people with dubious substances over the course of the night.

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:38 am

wub wrote:Turned out open bar was both a blessing and a curse. I didn't spend anything all evening, wandered round with pints of vodka red bull the whole night.

On the down side, it became absolute carnage and we ended up getting kicked out 2hrs before the end of the night. That was as much to do with the bouncers repeatedly catching people with dubious substances over the course of the night.

Well done mate! Job done

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:39 am

wub wrote:Turned out open bar was both a blessing and a curse. I didn't spend anything all evening, wandered round with pints of vodka red bull the whole night.

On the down side, it became absolute carnage and we ended up getting kicked out 2hrs before the end of the night. That was as much to do with the bouncers repeatedly catching people with dubious substances over the course of the night.

Well done mate! Mission successful

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:43 am

I think it was the manager opening the door of the DJ booth at one point to find 3 people stood around huffing on balloons. Straw that broke the camels back.

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:56 am

wub wrote:I think it was the manager opening the door of the DJ booth at one point to find 3 people stood around huffing on balloons. Straw that broke the camels back.

Ah, laughing gas........ I saw Marilyn Manson at Reading festival whilst huffing on a balloon. I got some VERY withering looks from the assembled crowd of goths.

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:56 am

Massive finally arrived

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:15 am

Whoop Whoop!! Wub is now part of the Massive club

Welcome aboard mate! Let me know when you wanna start trading patches.

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:17 am

I'm going to start fiddling around this evening once I get back from my swim.

Reckon the amount of fresh fruit I've put away today has got shot of any potential tuesday blues that might be creeping in. Doesn't feel like a Tuesday though. Also, I had a dream where I went to see Jonathon Ross do standup. V disturbing.

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:31 am

wub wrote:I'm going to start fiddling around this evening once I get back from my swim.

Reckon the amount of fresh fruit I've put away today has got shot of any potential tuesday blues that might be creeping in. Doesn't feel like a Tuesday though. Also, I had a dream where I went to see Jonathon Ross do standup. V disturbing.

Wait untill you get into the macro controls. Fuck me sideways with a tuna sandwich, they ROCK.

Do you have a midi controller with assignable knobs? If so you are going to be in dirty bass heaven.

Oh and dreaming about Jonathon Ross is quite simple unacceptable please take steps top ensure this never happens again.

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:32 am

JFK wrote: Oh and dreaming about Jonathon Ross is quite simple unacceptable please take steps top ensure this never happens again.

I blame the trailer on C4 for 100 Greatest Toys that he is going to be presenting on Sunday. It was the last thing I remember watching before Alan Fucking Cunting Carr came on and I decided to go and read instead.

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:37 am

wub wrote:Alan Fucking Cunting Carr

Alan Carr is quite simple the most hateful figure in modern history.

How the fuck is someone so deeply irritating allowed to walk the streets, let alone be on TV?

My hatred for him is compounded by the fact that my new bird thinks he is the funniest thing since the dawn of time.

Ugly little speccy bell end (Alan Carr not the missus)

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:40 am

JFK wrote:
wub wrote:Alan Fucking Cunting Carr
Alan Carr is quite simple the most hateful figure in modern history.

How the fuck is someone so deeply irritating allowed to walk the streets, let alone be on TV?

My hatred for him is compounded by the fact that my new bird thinks he is the funniest thing since the dawn of time.

Ugly little speccy bell end (Alan Carr not the missus)

I had the misfortune of watching 2mins of Chatty Man last night as it came on after River Cottage Xmas. What the fuck is his appeal? Yes, you're gay. Yes, you make lots of noise. This two things do not automatically equate to being funny. At least Julian Clary had a sharp sense of humour on him.

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:51 am

wub wrote: What the fuck is his appeal? Yes, you're gay. Yes, you make lots of noise. This two things do not automatically equate to being funny

EXACTLY!!

I told our lass that I didnt think he was funny and she accused me of being homophobic! WTF??

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:55 am

JFK wrote:
wub wrote: What the fuck is his appeal? Yes, you're gay. Yes, you make lots of noise. This two things do not automatically equate to being funny
EXACTLY!!

I told our lass that I didnt think he was funny and she accused me of being homophobic! WTF??

Right, that's just retarded (apologies to your bird).

If I'm not laughing at a comedian, and that comedian happens to be gay/black/female, my not laughing at them is a matter of personal opinion on the fact that I don't find them funny, not that I am homophobic/racist/sexist.

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:30 am

wub wrote:
JFK wrote:
wub wrote: What the fuck is his appeal? Yes, you're gay. Yes, you make lots of noise. This two things do not automatically equate to being funny
EXACTLY!!

I told our lass that I didnt think he was funny and she accused me of being homophobic! WTF??

Right, that's just retarded (apologies to your bird).

If I'm not laughing at a comedian, and that comedian happens to be gay/black/female, my not laughing at them is a matter of personal opinion on the fact that I don't find them funny, not that I am homophobic/racist/sexist.

She did say it with a cheeky grin (she has a beautiful smile, makes her eyes light up like the LED's on my MPC......) implying she wasnt serious. I (jokingly) accused her of being racist later on because she said she didnt like Reggae Reggae Sauce.

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:32 am

JFK wrote:
wub wrote:
she has a beautiful smile, makes her eyes light up like the LED's on my MPC......

You have combined geekiness and soppiness quite expertly. I doff my cap.

Perfecture · Post by **Perfecture** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:03 am

wub wrote:Massive finally arrived

FUCK YEAH

DJ Crackle · Post by **DJ Crackle** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:53 pm

JFK wrote: She did say it with a cheeky grin (she has a beautiful smile, makes her eyes light up like the LED's on my MPC......) implying she wasnt serious. I (jokingly) accused her of being racist later on because she said she didnt like Reggae Reggae Sauce.

musician's metaphors <3

Perfecture · Post by **Perfecture** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:13 am

Today is another virtual Friday for me, And then a well deserved 4 day weekend.
This will also give me chance to get alot of beat making done, and will hopefully finish off my new track.

Payday Friday as well. This week from now forward is a winner

Perfecture · Post by **Perfecture** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:17 am

DJ Crackle wrote:
JFK wrote: She did say it with a cheeky grin (she has a beautiful smile, makes her eyes light up like the LED's on my MPC......) implying she wasnt serious. I (jokingly) accused her of being racist later on because she said she didnt like Reggae Reggae Sauce.
musician's metaphors <3

Musician's Simile I think you'll find

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